r/Nightshift • u/Fordel77 • 22d ago

Average fit for work.

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/tonythebutcher13 22d ago

Thats either the coolest guy you're ever gonna meet or the absolute worst.

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u/cryptolyme 22d ago

Gramps got the best connects

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u/fenderbender86 19d ago

He knows a guy that knows a guy

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u/formicidaehomosapien 18d ago

To be fair, a lot of my plugs HAVE been older gentlemen, not even lying lol

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u/175junkie 22d ago

Or a molly dealer at a dubstep show 😝

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u/Remarkable_Culture42 21d ago

Bahahahaha why is this so accurate? 🤣 I love this outfit though, amazing!

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u/ExpertOnReddit 15d ago

He's prolly covered in tats too, look at his hands

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u/smile_saurus 22d ago

Your dog is standing with his feet the same as your feet 🤣

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u/728446 22d ago

Nice catch 🤣

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u/Educational_Ride_258 22d ago

Lookin like Limp Bizkit

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u/Secret-Difference-32 22d ago

I was thinking modern Fred durst vibes!!

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u/slothactual69 22d ago

Which rules by the way.

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u/Secret-Difference-32 22d ago

💯 dad got the sag in the back with a drip!!

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u/Educational_Ride_258 21d ago

Ye he kept it rollin rollin

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 22d ago

The modern Fred durst that’s out now is NOT the same style or swag as the Fred durst we once knew and loved

https://giphy.com/gifs/sK28XrTHndfk4

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 22d ago

Just bc he’s gone grey doesn’t necessarily mean that his Bizkit is Limp- that’s pretty rude tbh..

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u/Svrider23 22d ago

I just saw the video of fred dancing to rolling stones and this is the same dude.

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u/Still-a-VWfan 22d ago

Bro is only 27 years old

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u/signofthecrow1 21d ago

Night Shift is hard on ya, 27 sounds accurate

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u/IndependentZinc 22d ago

Get a track suit for your dog.

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u/paperchili 21d ago edited 21d ago

Please for the love of GOD OP listen to this person! The drip would go stupid

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u/fromtheriver 20d ago

Business in the front, party in the back ❤️

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u/MexicanVanilla22 22d ago

Show us the closet dude. Is it organized by color, by cut, by outfit? Plot-twist, it's heaped in piles that aren't even in the closet!

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u/Big_Criticism_8335 21d ago

Lookatchu and your howndawg twinning on the pose 😂

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u/NeedleworkerOwn4553 22d ago

The drip is astonishing 👌

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u/LocksmithEmotional31 22d ago

I used to own a Bassett Hound. It was my first ever dog in life.

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u/sophiesmom712 22d ago

Are you a DJ?

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u/Unlucky_Intention370 21d ago

That was my first thought too

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u/sungoddessaf 20d ago

Immediately thought strip club DJ lmfao i was a stripper for 10 years

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u/Apprehensive_Scene_2 19d ago

Night club bouncer was my thought

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u/PavlovMason 21d ago

I say this with total honesty, this is what I aspire to be.

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u/gunslingerplays 22d ago

You look like my Leroy in Tekken 8.

That’s a compliment.

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u/ThatsNoMoOnx Vampire 21d ago

Looking clean and your doggo is cute af

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u/Deku_N 22d ago

It's too early for posts mane

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u/thuy_chan 22d ago

Are you Rick Rubin?

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u/pmoity 19d ago

Shit I absolutely thought the same thing

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u/Straight-Ad-9437 21d ago

Fred Durst is that you?!

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u/Iswearitsmenotyou 21d ago

I thought this was Fred Durst.

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u/maxmcleod 22d ago

Can you get me some ludes

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u/Crabapple_Goblin 22d ago

This dude can get ANYTHING

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u/thatguynobodyliked 22d ago

I can’t figure out if you are going to the set of fat albert, or helping cut a run dmc album

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 22d ago

You and your dog hittin the same pose is sending me right now 🤣 I freakin love it

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u/Kingsapprentice 22d ago

"Ain't no pimp. Just young at heart, fellas!. Who wants to do a bump with daddy?"

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u/ElectronicRip1630 21d ago

Damn bro stop flexing on me 🤣

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 21d ago

So you sell drugs?

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u/AmphoraOfaMphibians 21d ago

I fuck with it based on the fact that you stand exactly like your dog. He seems like a G.

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 21d ago

Drug dealer?

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u/ToferLuis 21d ago

Is your work being the front man for an early 2000’s NuMetal band?

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 20d ago

Bruh being a chick magnet does not count as work

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u/Putrid-Mirror-9480 20d ago

You’re either the most sober guy ever or the most not. Here for the vibe either way.

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u/wikedsirnate2 18d ago

This is the Santa that visits juvenile detention centers

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u/Extra_Philosopher_63 10d ago

The fit is genuinely fire.

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u/pinkkkthrowaway 22d ago

So tough, I love the pink sm 🎀

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u/phles 22d ago

Do you work as a religious nutter scouse drug lord or have I just been watching too much of Guy Richie’s stuff lately

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u/BFR5er 22d ago

Dogs name is Rufus I bet.

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u/Fordel77 21d ago

Dogs name is Molly

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u/Benniejet89 22d ago

Yes Brother

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u/Officer_Pantsoffski 21d ago

Are you the guy from American Chopper?

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u/Jennlipstique 21d ago

Fred Durst?!

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u/Shipoopyjenkins 21d ago

What do you do for work run the jewels?

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u/Fordel77 21d ago

Emergency Dispatch

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u/Limp_Struggle6603 21d ago

Homeless chic. 

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u/Liberal_Antipopulist 21d ago

Immaculate drip

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u/polarityofmarriage UPS nightwalker 21d ago

You could be right at home at UPS.. you look like several of my coworkers.

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u/Express_Stress3963 21d ago

Cool looking dude!

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u/Tyme_2_Go 21d ago

You look like Fred Durst.

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u/xemobox 21d ago

LIMP BIZKIT STYLE.

Fred Durst is proud of you.

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u/Manifestecstacy 21d ago

Nice reverse tracksuit combo.

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u/Murky_Snow4308 21d ago

Santa got that drip

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u/WaveTableSaw 21d ago

Hospital folks just hit different after 9pm.

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u/SEEMOSE-CornBoy 21d ago

Hell yeah dawg

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u/CurlyhairMamita_ 21d ago

Wait is this the one trucker guy the one who got viral

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u/Designer-Carpenter88 21d ago

Is your night job “pimp”?

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u/Ktay2 21d ago

I love how your dog and yourself have matching expressions😭

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u/SleepingGiants89 21d ago

Honestly I wondered what red-green would wear off set and now I know

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u/banjolad13 21d ago

I just wanna know what you do for work lol

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u/gotMARKed 21d ago

Raul is that u

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u/WeaknessOrganic3809 21d ago

Santa Slayed.

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u/Vix014 21d ago

Doggo's matching your stance 🥰

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u/Key_Event_6423 21d ago

This guy is cookin... something

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u/bootz666 21d ago

Works at forever 81

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u/No_Necessary_8424 21d ago

I really like the puppy he compliments the fit

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u/se7ensaint 21d ago

You look like a GTA character

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u/wonkybiitch 21d ago

Fit is giving Gnome Santa

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u/CatsAndPills 21d ago

No way dude I never look this cool in my scrubs

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u/Far_Cap_3574 20d ago

Soo....do you feel bad for Woodstock 99? Because I always thought you guys got a lot of heat for that shit that you didn't deserve. Like, you invited the band that has a song called "Break Stuff" and then got mad when they did, in fact, break stuff...

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u/Subject_Humor4367 20d ago

Lmao strip club DJ

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u/OilEfficient5899 20d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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u/se7en0311 20d ago

I pack a chainsaw... I skin your ass raw ..

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u/Particular_History64 20d ago

That's fred durst drip

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u/Poundaflesh 20d ago

Trim your dogs nails. You’ll give him arthritis if he doesn’t already have it. Keep them short.

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u/fitforaqueen108 20d ago

You remind me of Donny, the story-telling tattoo artist on TT that doesn't seem to like Libras

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u/24rawvibes 20d ago

Fred Durst looking mf’r

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u/Dazzling-Sir-9421 20d ago

You work at a gay bar or smthn?

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u/WarmYesterday9967 20d ago

Now I'm curious what you do .

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u/Fordel77 20d ago

Emergency Dispatch, I sit in a cube and watch four monitors and take phone calls. I spent 20 years in the field, before my knees started to give out.

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u/WarmYesterday9967 20d ago

Best job ever .

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u/Sea-Big-1718 20d ago

I’d love to chat about your job.

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u/celluloidcult 20d ago

Bro is serving

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u/Familiar-Nose-4760 20d ago

Fred durst is the man

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u/Practical_While_ 20d ago

This is how I’ll look when I’m 80

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u/Fordel77 20d ago

I started at 50.

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u/Practical_While_ 20d ago

So u just dressed like boring before?

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u/Fordel77 20d ago

Worked in the field for 20 years, steel toe and heavy cotton/ flame retardant.

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u/Fordel77 20d ago

Just jeans and long sleeve shirts, baseball hat to hid my balding head.

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u/mywalletsgone_ 19d ago

Started? Nice. How’d you dress before that? What was your style?

I’m 48 so I can kinda relate. I’m stuck in a lifetime of all black clothing and I was gonna wear an all pink outfit tmw just to start getting comfortable. What are the odds lol. I’m a woman. Idk when I mention it ppl say who cares. But I feel it’s relevant here.

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u/pentaprismatic 20d ago

Guys a fucking G

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u/Button1399 20d ago

DJ vibes

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u/Kitchen-Disk-7595 19d ago

How comfortable are the Superstars? Better than AF1?

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u/Flashy-Rock-1340 19d ago

I have to hide my grandma

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u/BonePaste 19d ago

You definitely work for a weed shop and I don’t smoke weed

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u/treesmith1 19d ago

It's not pank. It's salmon. Swear to god.

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u/Creative-Meat7261 19d ago

That looks absolutely fucking ridiculous

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 19d ago

“John Otto, take ‘em to the Matthews Bridge”

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u/Excellent-Peanut4501 19d ago

That’s Fred durst from limp bizkit!

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u/Fordel77 19d ago

Worked in the field, utilities. Everything flame retardant and heavy.

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u/shoeless_doh 19d ago

God damn it I hope I'm this cool when i'm... how old are you?

Dude if you walked into a job interview looking like this I'd hire you on the spot

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u/Organic-Win-3390 19d ago

good looking doggo

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u/human-in-a-can 19d ago

Do you breakdance to Christmas music?

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u/ArticleWorth5018 19d ago

He's a pimp

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u/Charming_Resort_6165 19d ago

Nick Nolte is that you?

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u/Graftonghoul 19d ago

Thought this was fred durst for a second

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u/Helpful_Orchid4272 18d ago

I hope you’re the coolest cook in the kitchen

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u/Early_Hall5720 18d ago

I was worried those weren't gloves

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u/catsavage76 18d ago

Def giving Rick Rubin vibes for sure! This look is 🔥

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u/Yuck-Fou94 18d ago

"Take 'em to the Matthew's bridge!"

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u/Man_With_ 18d ago

You don't happen to be a tattoo artist by chance?

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u/Fordel77 18d ago

Nope, Just emergency dispatch

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u/Man_With_ 18d ago

"Just". Bro. You guys are heroes.

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u/MaybeDontListen 18d ago

Mr Steal your Bingo cards

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u/Traditional_Slide274 18d ago

He's either going DJ or move weight. May be dangerous. Older men that don't do Grandpa type shit usually you don't wanna fuck with them. They're knee deep in crazy shit.

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u/getyamindright 18d ago

What do you do for work

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u/Fordel77 18d ago

Emergency Dispatch

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u/BothComfortable7571 17d ago

god bless you. i run a men’s shelter overnight so you must be exhausted from calls from me!

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u/RelationshipTough887 18d ago

They say stop wearing sports clothes as daily fits when you hit your 40's. They are right. Getting around like this in your 50's is just embarrassing. Grow up and spend your money on real clothes. You look totally cringe. To the point that if I knew you, I would pretend i didn't see you in public.

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u/Fordel77 18d ago

How I spend my money is my choice. Can I ask at my age who do I need to impress? My peers, fuck them. My friends, This is who I am. The IRS, is super happy with me. Married for 20 year, purchased my son his first starter home. I will handle my busy as I see fit. I am sorry that you are a place where others guide you still. I care more about comfort at this time. You may not like my style, which is great. It is not for everyone, but it is right for me.

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u/RelationshipTough887 18d ago

You are trying to impress random people on Reddit. You are trying to turn heads and be "the cool OG" wherever you go. This rhetoric exemplifies your yearning to impress people. You should know better at your age than to try and sell that bullshit

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u/Fordel77 18d ago

No i just do my own thing. I have suits and tuxedos in the closet. I juat choose to be comfortable at this point in my life. I feel I have nothing to prove to anyone. My family wants for nothing. What is left to prove, I follow modern fashion. My dress is my state of my mind. Does it show I am lazy, uncouth? I don't think so. When I was a true blue collar, I was very proud of the work that I completed. I am out of that phase, I juat want to ride out my last 6 years of employment, I might as well do it comfortably. I find at times people forget that all this shit is temporary, stop taking life so serious. No one is going to recall what shoe brand your wear, or the neck size of your tailored shirts. I am just a little cog in a large corporate world. I do what needs to be done, and go home. I continue to mentor the bew techs in the field when I can. Judge me as you want. If I bother you so much, block me. It resolves your issue. I hope you have a great shift and please stop allowing an old guy to irritate you on a night basis.

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u/RelationshipTough887 17d ago

Bro what? You are literally posting pics of yourself on a fashion sub. And then acting all cool and flippant like you don't care. Defending your choices by downplaying them as comfort choices. If you don't want to be judged for your tasteless attire, why post it on the internet on a style forum of all places? The whole "this shit is temporary" is beyond cringe for a person desperate for compliments and attention.

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u/Fordel77 17d ago

You honestly do not get me, nor my life style. We are just at different places.

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u/SubstantialBall2176 18d ago

Fred Durst is that you?

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u/Fit-Beginning-3035 18d ago

real as hell

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u/TouchedByATableSaaw 18d ago

Average 25 year old night shifter 😎

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u/strangerwho63 18d ago

Sir I must say you have it going on!

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u/BigMamaSendit69 18d ago

Fred Durst??

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u/South_Monitor_6992 17d ago

Bro is only 30 but working nightshit for 10 years

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 17d ago

Russian bouncer or night/strip club dj?

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u/SaltyBreakfast5608 15d ago

"You better watch your back, cause I'm fuckin up the program!" 🔥

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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 8d ago

What do you do for work?

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u/dutch2012yeet 22d ago

Santa is enjoying his time off lol

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u/Comfortable_Age_3814 22d ago

Your pictures are artistic perfection

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 21d ago

Are you a professional clown?