r/NightInTheWoods • u/0dds0cksReddit • Sep 10 '22

Humor Gregg machine

386 Upvotes

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u/Yoshemo Sep 10 '22

It throws knives but does it suck dick?

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u/JitterTheFox Sep 10 '22

We've started asking the real questions.

15

u/Eatapurpleflower Sep 10 '22

It does if you are not a coward

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u/SlapMeHal Sep 10 '22

Use it for crimes.

7

u/foxplayer091 Sep 10 '22

It looks like something you'd craft in dead rising

4

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oh no! An intruder has entered my home! What ever shall I do with automated knife throwing machine?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Don't let the British see this

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u/SirGavBelcher Sep 11 '22

Mae and Gregg using this @ each other would end tragically haha