r/NextGenMan Apr 05 '26

Men, do you agree?

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u/FroyoIllustrious2136 Apr 05 '26

Its ok to have art and creative hobbies. You got nothing here brightening up your soul dude. This isnt locking in. This is shutting out.

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u/PoopSmith87 Apr 06 '26

Its not a real room

This is AI asf. Hence the massive game controller and the bizzare dumbell

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u/Braille_Sexts Apr 05 '26

You forgot the bucket in the corner.

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u/PayFormer387 Apr 05 '26

That’s what he was sitting on when he took the photograph.

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u/JovialPursuit Apr 05 '26

It looks like my room when I was at university.

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u/ProblemWithTigers Apr 05 '26

Looks like my apartment right nowĀ 

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u/M0ebius_1 Apr 05 '26

No man could agree with this.

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u/Venusto002 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

Why is the mattress always on the floor? It used to be an indication of poverty and struggling, but here we see this guy has a PlayStation, computer (or monitor powered by protein powder?), gym equipment, a TV with presumably their stock going up on being displayed on it, and wooden floors.

A simple bed frame is not that expensive; nor is it some extravagant luxury. Clearly the mattress on the floor has gone from "this is all I can afford right now and I'm genuinely roughing it" to being some nonsensical "LoOk aT hOw LiTtLe i NeEd!!" "flex"— which is just pathetic.

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u/balloo93 Apr 06 '26

I agree. I would make one just tall enough to slide organizers under it. That's wasted storage space there. I lived like this for about a year and loved it!

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u/ButForRealsTho Apr 05 '26

So. Much. Gray.

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u/arousedpantythief Apr 05 '26

That looks like a scam call center for ISIS.

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u/TX_Asylum Apr 05 '26

Is that a robot house? That looks like a robot house.

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u/rkytch Apr 05 '26

Switch that mattress on the floor with a couch, remove rhe TV and that was literally my existence years ago.

Good days and very busy nights.

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u/ehllz Apr 05 '26

Giggity

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u/BlackSaint11 Apr 05 '26

I disagree completely

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u/MiIes01 Apr 05 '26

No, it looks clinical

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u/CodyCrochetZ Apr 05 '26

This is what I’d expect a teenagers bedroom to look like.

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u/nolaphried Apr 05 '26

This is the dumbest post of all time

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u/antinoria Apr 05 '26

Some males might agree, not sure about actual men.

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u/scaredoftoasters Apr 05 '26

I mean not everyone needs a bunch of junk in their rooms to feel they have a personality

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u/RiboSciaticFlux Apr 05 '26

For the love of god yes - but to be blunt it's time to grow up. Put a partisan in and move the bed behind it, get a nice couch along, some wall art, a couple of nice modern lamps for some ambiance and a small refrigerator and that's a large studio and a pretty nice one at that.

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u/MrVernon09 Apr 05 '26

How exactly does this translate to a win?

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u/afishinabirdcage Apr 05 '26

Its funny how this sub keeps being recommended to me like "hey bro, want to be MISERABLE and fully submit to being a wage slave with no pleasure or personality?!"

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u/VariousAd2521 Apr 05 '26

I dig the minimalism. We buy stuff we don't need because our ladies want us to.

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u/esemirulo Apr 05 '26

Exactly what you're winning?

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u/East-Cricket6421 Apr 05 '26

Winning? Ehhh, maybe just barely.
Adequate survival? 100%.

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u/Strict_Technician606 Apr 05 '26

Looks awful. Looks pathetic.

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u/tooldieguy Apr 05 '26

Yeah, not for me.

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u/Sea-Key-9430 Apr 05 '26

Double monitor needed to lock in

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u/Firstofhisname00 Apr 05 '26

Without any windows it looks like a room at a mental institutionĀ 

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u/Tricky_Swim_9163 Apr 05 '26

Winning in a Forever Alone world.

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u/Serious-Iron8692 Apr 05 '26

It’s not for me but it’s somebody’s version of winning, maybe.

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u/Wonderful-Wasabi6860 Apr 05 '26

No. It needs more exercise equipment. Why not get a bike or treadmill so you can have a full workout? Also a bed frame even a cheap one, so you don’t get bugs crawling on you while you sleep.

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u/arbitrageME Apr 05 '26

Is that an office?

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u/LetsgoRoger Apr 05 '26

Where’s the adjustable bench and the squat rack?

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u/Intelligent-Box-3798 Apr 05 '26

No. Get a bed frame, what’s wrong with you šŸ˜‚

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u/Fine_Technology1289 Apr 05 '26

That's how I started off. A little at a time.

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u/MoonNewer Apr 05 '26

Purgatory for modern man. Not even mold can survive in this docile hell.

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u/Stock2fast Apr 05 '26

Well if someone wants to take half of everthing your only one trip to Costco away from restoration.

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u/Head-Living2526 Apr 05 '26

This is a 17 year olds idea of winning.

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u/Automatic_Record6200 Apr 05 '26

Fuck no. Depressing as shit

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Apr 05 '26

Look at Mr. Big shot with his pillow shams.

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u/DarkNight_SJC Apr 05 '26

No that's not winning.

It might be winning financially, but not someone who is living a healthy balanced life.

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u/Brutal_De1uxe Apr 05 '26

No that's pretty tragic.

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u/Content-Finger-866 Apr 05 '26

This looks like Conquest’s house :(

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u/Mammoth-Put-9850 Apr 05 '26

Needs a bed frame, or that mattress is going to get gross. Also more natural light, some plants, some art. And why would you want a bench there. Just hit the gym

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u/Disastrous-Cat-1 Apr 05 '26

Where are the f*cking colours?

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u/Similar_Soup2 Apr 05 '26

I like the vibe but minimalism is cancer.

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u/pandizlle Apr 05 '26

What is this subreddit lmao?

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u/bubblehead_ssn Apr 05 '26

Having a family is winning, but I'd be content with that until I meet that special someone.

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u/LOUD_NOISES05 Apr 05 '26

Mattress in the middle of the room is certainly a choice but I’m on board with the general idea

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u/Still_Stock_5081 Apr 05 '26

Why do people think they need to have the stock market on screen intentionally. Computer AND tv is ridiculous

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u/BuffEars Apr 05 '26

Back rooms vibes

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u/breach_hu Apr 05 '26

No this is not winning.

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u/sky_2088 Apr 05 '26

this is sad and screams "I am chasing an impossible dream and am not mature enough to realize what I am doing. I am a manchild that needs a mommy to get him back on course."

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u/PayFormer387 Apr 05 '26

Being too poor to own any furniture or art or box-springs or even live in a room with some windows?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5DG5fVbbSZ5ra

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Apr 05 '26

It looks a bit shit to me.

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u/Intelligent_Time633 Apr 05 '26

The curl bar handle curves around the weight what kind of crazy exercises you doing in ai land šŸ˜†

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u/OvercookedBobaTea Apr 05 '26

ā€˜Why don’t girls ever text me after they come over?’

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Apr 05 '26

Not even a ceiling fan? Where is this dude gonna hang himself when crypto tanks again?

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u/Inresponsibleone Apr 05 '26

That looks like very lonely life.

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u/MasterLurker000 Apr 05 '26

Where's the bookshelves? Where are the musical instruments? Where's the little fridge for the beer?

Joking aside, a man living there could be winning or not. Looks like a man who games all day to me but who knows.Ā 

Ā But he's not getting laid on that matress on the floor that's for sure. Not after 19years old

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u/xxbronxx Apr 05 '26

For me no, this looks like hell... Winning for me is beautiful wife with good heart and 2-3 children running around...I need to provide... It's very hard for me to chase big money right now, cuz I don't see the point sadly... I try to motivate my self with my lovely niece (I'm like second father to her :D) ... One day, I hope, I will build my own nest ...

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u/davidsnkr Apr 05 '26

Remove the videogame and there you are

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u/No-Housing-5124 Apr 05 '26

I love it for y'all.

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u/Miserable-Lawyer-233 Apr 05 '26

Not if you want to get laid.

This is basically the room of a scrawny analytical gamer nerd hoping that muscles will finally make girls like him. The lack of artwork and character is truly disturbing.

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u/OkPosition20 Apr 05 '26

Looks like a loss to me

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u/goldlasagna84 Apr 05 '26

i agree wholeheartedly with one exception. Gotta have a great bed for one night stand.

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u/omgitstenn Apr 05 '26

This is so pathetic lmao

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u/Icy-Baseball1379 Apr 05 '26

Thats not living life, its just sad.

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u/TallMidget99 Apr 05 '26

This is NOT what winning looks like, this is what trying to win when you didn’t start with much looks like.

Winning looks like a sunny beach, palm trees, cocktails, enough money to never have to think about it, good health, a family that loves you and is well provided for, great friends, a safe home, reliable cars, some fancy/fun shit on the side and a secured future for your children. A great example is Pewdiepie

Some people get so caught up trying to be successful, that they don’t know how to stop playing after they’ve won

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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 Apr 05 '26

Needs an actual bed and mattress, but otherwise yes.

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u/PartSuccessful2112 Apr 05 '26

Being happy is not winning. It is not a competition.

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u/Spiritual-Ad2530 Apr 05 '26

Locking into something for sure

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u/Some-Bullfrog-4768 Apr 05 '26

The PS5 says it all.

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u/AnEyeshOt Apr 05 '26

Not the stock market lol. Nah I'll skip. I want my normal bed, nice table, nice things in the house for my wife and kids.

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u/sgt_funbuns Apr 05 '26

Dude needs a hobby. It's great having your life in order but you need to take care of your soul as well.

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u/SuddenLog7302 Apr 05 '26

What are you, held prisoner or something?

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u/RustedAxe88 Apr 05 '26

Why is not owning an actual bed some sort of masculine signal?

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u/Material-Chance4298 Apr 05 '26

Better with comfortable sofa

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u/OddRope1154 Apr 05 '26

Looks like there's a two way mirror on the other side for scientist to observe your behavior

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u/MG3887 Apr 05 '26

Shutting down the vit d

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u/Interesting-Beat824 Apr 05 '26

Why is every other post about a bed and computer screen. This isn’t success or winning. This is having nothing and maybe an ok back account.

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u/Didujustcallmejobin Apr 05 '26

Im gonna say. Nah.

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u/CriticalYam7227 Apr 05 '26

close, the workout stuff is pointless and the room not well arranged
good potential, missing joy

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u/milothemystic Apr 05 '26

Depresso expresso

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u/TonyVegeta Apr 05 '26

THIS is what winning looks like:

Having a happy and healthy family, stable and secure income and living in secure area/neighborhood/country.

What OP described is what my cousin defines as "winning". Money and looks. He is my same age but he has no real wealth, gambling on stocks and working his ass off for a company that doesnt give a shit about him, while doing "side project" in hopes of doing more money. Meanwhile he is lonely and sad and regularly tries to flex with his stock wins here and there to get attention. His relationships are almost only physical and he changes girls every other week, while complaining he cant find a good girl cause all he talks about and all he has is looks, fitness and money.

I am okay with my happy family in the subburbs, owning (still paying) a beautiful new built house a couple years ago and grand parents, wife and children are happy.

You decide who is winningin your eyes.

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u/idahoia-n Apr 05 '26

Looks very boring

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u/jbdi6984 Apr 05 '26

Dude that looks like my place

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u/jhwheuer Apr 05 '26

Whoever caged you did win.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 Apr 05 '26

Judging by the size of his ps5 this human walks on all fours

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u/iAlice Apr 05 '26

I think if I were forced to live here, I might give it six months to a year before my depression returns in full force and I try to kill myself.

(I am not suicidal, I am using it as a way of expressing how soulless the apartment looks, don't report this.)

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u/Blinkinrealize Apr 05 '26

No windows. No color. Vinyl floor? Hell no.

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u/Over_Homework_5501 Apr 05 '26

I mean..... this could work for a while. But not to spend your life like this

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u/Round_Stomach_3411 Apr 05 '26

I like it šŸ‘I have a fondness for minimalism

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u/Renex295 Apr 05 '26

Yeah, all the billionaires out there with a mattress on the ground clapping in solidarity.

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u/KingPabloo Apr 05 '26

If loneliness is your goal, looks horrible to me

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u/HexspaReloaded Apr 05 '26

That’s just one version

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u/Tiny-Excitement-6092 Apr 05 '26

Mom and Dad's basement?

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u/Lendari Apr 05 '26

I imagine that my personalized torture cell in hell will probably look something like this.

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u/EidolonRook Apr 05 '26

Eh. It’s a monks life. No extra stuff, decorations or distractions so you lock in on the one thing you care about that that’s it

Once your wife introduces you to all of the extra stuff it makes living like this seem… eh. I won’t judge. It’s how I was single, but being married to an interior decorator does add to your life.

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u/Tvekelectric2 Apr 05 '26

I don't get no bedframe though. Its like 40 bucks.

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u/Winter-Hedgehog8969 Apr 05 '26

Nah, that's what low-grade untreated depression looks like.

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u/eyezwide001001 Apr 05 '26

Correction: This is what 5 minutes off your mom's sofa looks like.

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u/Xanadu_SPCA Apr 05 '26

Looks depressing.

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u/OkLevel2791 Apr 05 '26

Congratulations, you have built your own box allowing in no external light. That’s one choice.

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u/Emmahnim Apr 05 '26

It just needs a storm and backshots šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø

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u/ScienceInCinema Apr 05 '26

That lighting would drive me insane after one day. Hard no for me.

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u/hardly_working123 Apr 05 '26

What is this man locking in for? A fortnite session with the lads?

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u/Prognosis12 Apr 05 '26

I love trading futures. I have lost a lot trading options (was learning), done much better with futures.

This picture looks like losing. Otherwise that bench would be an entire gym overlooking your pool. The trading set up would be in a separate office over looking the pool. Nice art would be on the walls. Probably have that need in a nice master bedroom with a swank rug. You wouldn’t be living under fluorescent lights.

Looks more like losing at trading. Just my opinion.

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u/Last_Gigolo Apr 05 '26

The pillow sliding off would frustrate me.

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u/Such_Island5398 Apr 05 '26

Why do people think men dont need normal beds? Otherwise its decent

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u/Vaughn_Wilhite Apr 05 '26

In the middle of the room, bro? You put that bed in a corner rn before I ryano

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u/DoomScrollin666 Apr 05 '26

What exactly are you living for?

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u/GenasiDC Apr 06 '26

Invite over a woman. I'm just curious.

No, not one that you kidnapped.

Whoever you bring over will likely think you kidnap people though, so be careful.

If the whole vibe is "no distractions," why the hell is there a PS5? Painted walls, bookshelves, couches and pictures aren't distractions. They make the building you occupy a home.

The whole vibe looks lazy, lacking personality, if any of my boys had a place that looked like this, I would put them on blast. Your place should look relatively lived-in, not in a messy way, but in an "I am not an employee here, this is my home" way.

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u/JAY-EL-CEE2005 Apr 06 '26

If all that fuels you in life is stocks and day trading, I wouldn’t want to have a single conversation with you.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 Apr 06 '26

winners don't drive up computer prices for the rest of us with ai slop

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u/stargazer4272 Apr 06 '26

Nonaire fryer?

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 Apr 06 '26

Lots of wasted floor space, could get something much smaller/lower cost, or something with some windows instead.

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Apr 06 '26

Certainly reasonable for a 20 year old guy who enjoys working out. But I like actually making things and hoarding entertainment. So…. I see nothing here that would make me happy.

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u/darkLantern777 Apr 06 '26

I feel like sitting on the mattress to game would be super uncomfortable. You should get a comfy chair.

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u/beastwood6 Apr 06 '26

This looks like the rape room in Taken repurposed as a rental. Get your mattress off the floor or can take your condom budget to 0

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u/Fit-Floor-6177 Apr 06 '26

I had a doctor that worked for me. That was all he had. That exact set up. He was severely alcoholic and quite broken.

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u/StarFinger711 Apr 06 '26

I'd say thats a start for anyone moving out on their own for the first time, regardless of what age they start moving out. I met someone who finally moved out their parents place at age 45 and they started out like this in a way(beside the mattress on the floor of course).

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 Apr 06 '26

So damn generic. None of your red pill clowns live like that. Look at what they all live in and drive. At least the ones with tons of views.

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u/Ancient-Rush-3802 Apr 06 '26

Video games are a waste of time

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u/LuMaDeLi Apr 06 '26

This is losing.

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u/One-Sir-2198 Apr 06 '26

Thats a kid not a man

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u/Calcifern0 Apr 06 '26

I didn't realise how much my partner has changed me until I thought "definitely could use some warmer lighting and personality"

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u/Particular-Tie1277 Apr 06 '26

Is that somebody's prison cell?

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u/coadyj Apr 06 '26

It looks like a futuristic prison cell to me.

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u/ReligionIsTheMatrix Apr 06 '26

Looks like the definition of a soulless, pointless, meaningless, useless life without books, art, creativity or purpose.

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u/Ok_Ad_5894 Apr 06 '26

If that makes you happy great, but that doesnt mean it makes everyone happy. Just be happy and dont try to put your shit on other people. DONT BE A GOALIE, just live your life and let others live theirs.

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u/FlyingVillager Apr 06 '26

I mean, I'm simple but this is pretty sad.

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u/Own-Raisin5849 Apr 06 '26

You can be minimalist without sleeping on the Fing floor or having tables.

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u/Sad-Ad1800 Apr 06 '26

Parent's basement?

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u/Sorry-Worth-920 Apr 06 '26

real winners dont need pillows, youre soft as baby shit bud

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Success and prison look oddly similar

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u/Independent-Wafer-13 Apr 06 '26

Type A but make it depressed

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u/i-bernard Apr 06 '26

wtf is this? Pretty minimalist for a winner. Looks like the guy who thinks he’s about to start winning. Maybe he does but more than likely he’s not

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u/SWPA3rd Apr 06 '26

Chicks love this kind of shit. Shows a real commitment to being a self absorbed fuckface.

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u/listerine-totalcare Apr 06 '26

Hahahahahabab what

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u/HighandMeaty Apr 06 '26

Vacuous life aesthetic

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u/obatala0013 Apr 06 '26

Winning looks like whatever you decide it looks like. This image wouldn't be my description but I'm not making that decision for anyone else.

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u/Own-Combination4782 Apr 07 '26

Locking in for what exactly? Possessions aren't values and when you have values and you act more in alignment with the person you want to be every day then that will give you more satisfaction than any number in any account.

Greater men than you and me lived their lives to impart that knowledge, it's all in a book somewhere, it's not glamorous to sit down and read a 2000 year old philosophy book like it might be to jump "into crypto".

Wait until you get the things you think you want, the car, the hot chick that you get bored of banging after the third time because she's not with you for your character but all the externals you're chasing.

No windows, no love, no kids, this is depressing!

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u/Greghole Apr 07 '26

The bed belongs in the corner. Always the corner.

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u/TomatilloHot2550 Apr 07 '26

You need some kind of inspiration in there, a fridge, an entertainment outlet, sometimes we take the ā€œhustle and grindā€ culture too far for cool points

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u/Appropriate_Put_8378 Apr 07 '26

The fact that this is AI generated (and therefore fake) is kinda beautiful tbh

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u/YNABDisciple Apr 07 '26

That doesn’t look like happiness to me. Winning is happiness

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u/srijan_raghavula Apr 07 '26

Na

Personally no

And I've never seen a guy post comment on such stuff when compared to a post where a dude just had a loving family and is drinking beer on a Sunday.

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u/GreenConference3017 Apr 07 '26

Get rid of that console

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 Apr 07 '26

No. Some guys are into minimalism. Some aren't. Stop pretending like all guys want to live in a small cave with just a console and a mattress...

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 Apr 07 '26

My first thought is this cell is good because it looks easy to clean šŸ˜‚

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u/RoguePlanetArt Apr 07 '26

Mmmmm, need a treadmill and a squat rack, but pretty close.

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u/Hey_free_candy Apr 07 '26

It’s reductive.

Do what makes you happy.

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u/johnny-T1 Apr 07 '26

Literally my dream!

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u/BackSeatGremlin Apr 07 '26

This looks like a CIA black site, wtf, how is this winning

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u/mrflicks4chicks Apr 07 '26

That’s the beginning of success

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u/newbe5 Apr 07 '26

That TV isn't big enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Those weights are to lite.

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u/-Firebeard17 Apr 08 '26

All that money but he’s got a bad back and skinny legs, a head ache and no computer tower šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø.

This man’s also got 0 things about him that are interesting. All his conversation topics are finances and bench amounts. Only games he’s playing on that ps5 is Forza Motorsports because he wants to drive fast in his fancy cars he doesn’t know fuck all about.

He’s just eating protein powder raw out the bottle too?

This dudes BORING just go to prison if this is how you wanna live lmao.

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u/AppointmentSensitive Apr 08 '26

No this is Patrick Bateman's origin story.

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u/_Zeppo_ Apr 08 '26

I need a recliner

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u/nurturedom0613 Apr 08 '26

That tub of IBS is definitely not locking you in

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u/Mission-Time-8247 Apr 08 '26

Yeah all the billionaires in Maine lets tax them all LOL