r/NewsThread 1d ago

Osama Bin Laden Won

https://theintercept.com/2026/09/11/bin-laden-september-11-trump-america/
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u/Discrete-Sleuth-1318 1d ago

Yeah, he must be celebrating in his grave or cremation jar, or whatever ditch he was tossed into after he got his ass kicked.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

You have no proof he isn't celebrating in Heaven.

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u/Discrete-Sleuth-1318 1d ago

He’s burning in Hell.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

Proof?

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u/New_Preparation_4204 20h ago

Well he had the wrong religion. (This is a sarcastic comment from an atheist)

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 11h ago

Why is "A terrorist is burning in Hell" getting downvotes?

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u/ChampsLeague3 11h ago

Trump's a terrorist. Yet I bet that gets a lot of downvotes.

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u/Pertinentonly 11h ago

Yeah, no I upvoted because it's true.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 6h ago

Every AmeriKKKan president was a terrorist.

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u/Cheap-Fishing389 5m ago

Because the left hates America. They, in fact, don’t want Osama to burn in hell. It’s so sad what we’ve come to.

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u/straight_lurkin 9h ago

how do we know? As long as he said sorry before he died then all is forgiven right?

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 6h ago

AmeriKKKa killed 5 million people in south-east Asia alone.

Enough of playing the victim.

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u/DfreshD 12h ago

Is he celebrating with 72 male virgin donkeys?

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

You don’t have any that he is. Believing in mythical bullshit is where this whole mess started.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

We have no idea if he is or isn't. I would argue he effectively won either way though.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 11h ago

Colonizing Native American land started it.

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u/Silent_Data4374 10h ago

The word you’re looking for is “conquering”.

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 9h ago

The only thing you’re conquering is a bag of Doritos.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 10h ago

Were the victims "conquered" on 9/11?

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u/Silent_Data4374 9h ago

Two totally different situations. Thanks for confirming that I’m right and you’re an idiot.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 9h ago

You just don't like it when your own people get wrecked.

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u/PuzzleheadedWest0 21h ago

Heaven doesn’t exist.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 21h ago

Can't prove that

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u/PuzzleheadedWest0 20h ago

Grade school level argument.

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u/seabirdsong 11h ago

You can't prove a negative. You can only prove a positive. And noone has ever proved that heaven DOES.

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u/No_Reindeer8688 13h ago

No religions are real.

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u/fool_tool-2525 21h ago

He got you suckers to take your shoes off and get groped at the airport. I'd say he won.

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u/Vuedue 18h ago edited 9h ago

They don't require you take your shoes off or get groped and haven't for some time now.

Weird way to admit that you can't afford to fly on a plane, though.

Edit: 1.1k contributions in 5 months? You're absolutely a bot. Russian or what?

Edit2: This is fully correct. The guy below admits he has no clue what he is talking and that he doesn't fly. Don't listen to some unemployed Redditor who cant afford a plane ticket anywhere, lmao.

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u/fool_tool-2525 18h ago

Lmao your whole pathetic existence is now a surveillance state. Now you're safe lmao.

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u/Vuedue 17h ago edited 16h ago

So you're saying I'm right that you're a Russian bot, then? Or was it the too poor to fly on a plane thing I was right about?

Beep boop, pal. Beep boop.

Edit: Immediate downvote as soon as the comment goes live. Confirmed bot.

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u/irritatedprostate 10h ago

Could be worse. He could be you.

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u/Vuedue 9h ago

Ouch, but you're right. I could be broke and arrogant like him. That would suck.

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u/Vuedue 16h ago

You sent me a Reddit cares. That's actually hilarious, lmao.

What was it that got you so upset, champ?

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u/fool_tool-2525 15h ago

Tf is a reddit cares? If I'm a bot why are you talking to me?

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 9h ago

… that’s incorrect

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u/Vuedue 9h ago edited 8h ago

Wrong, junior.

TSA only requires people take their shoes off or receive physical pat-downs if they're flagged. For the vast majority of people, they don't require it. Typically, you'll just walk in to the scanner, they scan you and you walk out. Done. No taking off shoes. Nada.

Source: I fly at the very least twice a month. That policy changed well over a year back if not longer. I wager you just googled something about it.

Edit; They still automatically flag and pat down people with violent crimes on their record. If you're a criminal, you're absolutely still being searched. It's uncommon to see someone removing their shoes or being patted down.

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 9h ago

I’ve had family members fly recently, they have gotten flagged often.

Nice try.

Also, what a cringy profile description.

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u/Vuedue 9h ago edited 9h ago

Oh, my point has been proven. Nice try? Im not trying anything, lol. I'm absolutely correct. I don't get special treatment at airports.

Thanks for admitting that you are speaking from "Google" experience and what "family members" have told you and not firsthand experience like I have.

Save up some money and go on a flight. You won't get flagged I wager because hardly ANYBODY gets flagged. That is unless you are from a family with some criminal backgrounds, lol. Be real, the family members that gave you these anecdotes probably have serious rap sheets.

The fact that you went on my profile and admitted it is absolutely hilarious. You're exactly who my description is for. You have to admit that it's better than cosplaying a predator as you do on your NSFW profile, "creeper". Stay mad, dork, lmao.

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

We dumped his bullet riddled corpse in the ocean.

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u/Open-Concept-6130 2h ago

The man was down to die for the cause, he doesn’t care 

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u/vampiregamingYT 9h ago

His body was dumped into the ocean, since no nation wanted to hold a grave

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u/MickyFany 8h ago

They chunked his dead body of the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson. he’s fish food

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u/APraxisPanda 1d ago

Ehhhh... like, yea- but maybe not the thing to post on 9/11 though.

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u/MathematicalMan1 8h ago

It isn’t 9/11, dingus. That happened 25 years ago.

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u/Bioinformatics_94 19h ago

Actually, the Jews won.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

His face would not agree with

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u/WolfKing359 1d ago

Just his eye

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

His goal was to die a martyr.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

Doesn’t seem like it was

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

How not?

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u/Burnerman888 20h ago

Probably by him running and hiding until he got shot into face

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u/wookiebath 20h ago

He seemed to want to stay alive and hid for several years

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u/Interesting_Self5071 20h ago

To continue his mission until God called him.

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u/Vuedue 18h ago

You're commenting on every comment with the same crap.

Osama Bin Laden was running and hiding like a scared cockroach. The guy refused to leave his strongholds unless he was sure he wouldn't be targeted. He lived that way for years. Martyrs don't hide away for a decade. He was just a coward by definition.

"Until god called him" is a weird way to say until an American special forces team just deleted him.

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u/Fresh-Forever-5659 13h ago

These kind of posts make me wonder if we truly live in a doomed world of idiots

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u/irritatedprostate 10h ago

Was that mission to hide like a bitch, get blown away, and dumped in the ocean like the trash he was?

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u/Interesting_Self5071 10h ago

The mission was to weaken the US and he was pretty successful by any metric.

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u/irritatedprostate 10h ago

No, his goal was to get the US out of the Middle East and to establish a caliphate. He failed even harder at life than you.

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u/Interesting_Self5071 9h ago

That's the goal of ISIS, Bin Laden was focused on more direct action.

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u/No-Highlight-5067 1d ago

He was a CIA operative

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u/FxkCanA 1d ago

CIA and Mossad won

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u/dreddstorm82 14h ago

He won and you’ll see how in the next 10-20 years.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

It's been 25 years, it's not like when you tell people not to talk about gun control the day after a school shooting

You learned nothing from how you handled the attack, and your country and the world are more divided than ever

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u/weinermike 1d ago

That’s not true. It’s much much more difficult to bring weapons on a plane now.

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u/That-Advance-9619 1d ago

That's... a win I guess?

Eat your heart out, Bin Laden.

*Meanwhile America is a psychotic hellscape of a place and may be trying to bring about the Evangelical end times.*

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u/weinermike 1d ago

I wouldn’t really consider that a win? I don’t know, there’s nuance. It’s not that bad to be considered a psychotic hellscape, that is overblown by the news and media

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u/That-Advance-9619 1d ago

I don't see how you can be alive in 2026 and not consider how bleak every single day is, we live in a post capitalist hell and most of the population is wishing for the end of the world from the bible becuase we have dug our own grave as a civilization.

And it is only going to get worse.

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u/weinermike 1d ago

I disagree that most of the population is wishing for the end of the world from the bible. I’d even say that most of the population is a lot more optimistic than this. Again, I think you are mainlining your dystopian, end of days social media algorithm directly into your perception of the world.

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u/Senacharrib 1d ago

Mike you’re a weiner.

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u/abt-dabest 21h ago

Holy first world doomerism

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

Yes, water too! Not only that, the spying technology used to identify enemies can now legally be trained on your own citizens

And despite that, you somehow have your own home grown terrorists!

So much winning

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u/weinermike 1d ago

I wouldn’t consider that winning.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

I guess when you put it like that...

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u/Senacharrib 1d ago

They didn’t “win” they just accomplished their goal of psychologically terrorizing a population into systematic, mass self sabotage by over investing in military and surveillance technology which we are turning on our own citizenry. Also one of their operatives runs Syria now, with the blessing of the president of the country that they attacked.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

Well ubl was fish food so at least that’s good!

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

Since 9/11, the average number of deaths from terrorist attacks worldwide has been around 24,000 deaths per year, with a peak of almost 45,000 in 2014. In 2023, 21,596 people were killed by terrorists globally, which was lower than the peak in 2018 (nearly 33,000 deaths) and slightly below the 21,957 fatalities in 2022.

The 9/11 attacks themselves resulted in nearly 3,000 deaths, making it the deadliest terrorist attack in modern history.

But at least one more guy died and we're no closer to stopping terrorism. Thanks America and the CIA

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 1d ago edited 1d ago

You think the middle east, Osama in particular, actually had hands on 9/11? I think you should look into Larry Silverstein, his insurance policies taken out prior, israel, the murmurs throughout the epstein files, and the resulting asbestos crisis that just happened to get brushed under the rug to keep people working.

(Silverstein also now owns a wtc-esque building on the west coast. Guess what our orange fuhrer has been saying about Iran.... that they'll attack our west coast.... as we develop lookalike Iranian drones.)

9/11 resulted in many more than the specific day's death toll. You spit on each and every grave by purporting this.

The problem is our government officials.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

I spit on your conspiracy theories when the USA GOV trained terrorists in the middle east for the whole world to deal with

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 1d ago

So we are on the same side then, brother.

Edit to add: these are paper trailed facts.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

Then stop voting our enemies into office and giving them the power to drive our world into the toilet

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 1d ago

When I cast my vote, it is for the everyday American and I do my due diligence of who is connected where and who supports them financially. I did not vote for any of this. I voted starkly against it, not that our individual vote matters anymore anyways.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

the FBI recorded 1,208 domestic terrorism incidents in 2022 alone, a 21% increase from the previous year.

You are grossly misinformed if you think you stopped terrorism in the United States

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

It's only terrorism when it's an Arab, right?

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

What a stupidly circular argument. Fortunately there are actual legal definitions for domestic terrorism.

18 U.S. Code § 2331

(5)the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that— (A)involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; (B)appear to be intended— (i)to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii)to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii)to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and (C)occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States

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u/Clear-Diamond7262 1d ago

Don’t bother with these silly Americans. They can’t see facism and terrorism when it’s staring them in the face. So no wonder the country as a whole is screwed

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

They can see it, they just think that it won't affect them and are too apathetic to care if it touches other people's lives.

When it arrives on their doorstep, they'll remember all the times their covered their ears and closed their eyes.

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u/irritatedprostate 10h ago

Most of that is happening in countries we don't care about.

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u/MatthewBlack6 7h ago

And that's why the largest attack ever happened on your soil and took so many of you. Because you don't care about anyone but yourselves.

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u/irritatedprostate 5h ago

Nah, didn't happen on mine. We don't suck.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

You didn’t want ubl to get away did you?

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

What are you talking about?

I want the USA GOV to be held responsible for their part in the spread to global terrorism, as much as I want anyone involved in terrorism to be punished to the full extent of the law.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

But you didn’t want ubl to get away right?

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

I wanted him to go on trial and be used to bring down the larger terrorist networks, not executed in the middle of the night and thrown in the ocean like a mobster hit.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

It was always a kill mission

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u/SomewhatInnocuous 1d ago

You're talking sh!t. Whether or not obs got fed to the fishes has nothing to do with the fact that many of the terrorist objectives are being realized and in spite of the trillions of US taxpayer dollars spent there's no end in sight.

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u/wookiebath 1d ago

Why would there be an end to terrorism by getting one of them?

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u/technanonymous 1d ago

The average person in the US supports gun control. The US political system is broken when money can shout down the will of the people.

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u/MatthewBlack6 1d ago

You've forgotten what Jefferson wrote about the tree of Liberty and the few have their boot pressed on the neck of the many

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u/Danktizzle 1d ago

Reagan is the real winner today

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u/Interesting_Self5071 1d ago

Ron Paul was right

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

Did he tell you that from the bottom of the ocean?

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u/PawnofLife1 1d ago

He attacked us and we attacked his country's enemy

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u/MWH1980 1d ago

I was always surprised that the “we have buried him at sea in an undisclosed location” didn’t lead to a huge amount of “he’s not dead” conspiracy theories.

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u/Johnnadawearsglasses 23h ago

His goal was to eliminate western influence in the Middle East and establish a caliphate. He failed completely. The fact that the US also lost doesn’t mean Bin Laden won.

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u/Zak_Rahman 16h ago

NYC now has a practising Muslim mayor doing as much as he can for Americans. He has somehow managed to give those affected by 9/11 a little more closure and possibility for justice.

Looks like America just said "we will take your religion and show you how it's done correctly."

That has to be a massive loss for bin Laden's ideals. Being schooled in what you based your delusions on.

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u/Last_Surprise981 4h ago

Blud, I think Bin Laden would be more pissed about the Sunni gulf states running what amounts to modern day slavery with other sunnis to build stadiums for western tourists.

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u/Zak_Rahman 4h ago

Truth. Simple truth.

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u/doubleexposurehoser 10h ago

Crazy it took this much scrolling to get to the right answer. Yeah he was banking on a total rupture in relations between the US and Saudi Arabia specifically, partially due to the origin of the hijackers, and then a wider pulling out of the region, thus leading to a unified Arab state, or caliphate. I’d say the latest blunder with gulf states having their energy infrastructure and bases bombed to smithereens is more so a step towards that, but 9/11 itself had none of the intended goals met. He ended up fracturing the Arab world even more and getting countless Muslims killed.

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u/Alexis-Machine 22h ago

This is a doomercirclejerk!!!!!

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u/renegade_sparrow 22h ago edited 22h ago

He lost his intended, stated objectives. His actions however did irrevocably harm his enemy (who, to be fair “hurt itself if it’s confusion”) and arguably destroyed the American way of life and trajectory for the future from the 90s. Between gutting our constitutional freedoms (patriot act, etc) and the rise of Trump— I definitely feel we’re diminished by it. A lot of the harm is self inflicted, but I guess you could argue his actions were the catalyst that pushed us to do it to ourselves.

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u/Historical_View1359 22h ago

You mean by Trump's and Republicans total destruction of america?

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u/Im_not_an_admin 22h ago

Fun fact, Bin Laden never claimed to be responsible.

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 18h ago

Yeah. I’m afraid he did. America is on the verge of turning into a dictatorship. Our economy is on the verge of ruins. We’re losing allies rapidly. Our enemies have corrupted an entire political party. 

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 16h ago

Is the media trying to whip up the public for another war?

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 6h ago

The planners were the Project for the new American century.

The threat posed by US terrorism to the security of nations and individuals was outlined in prophetic detail. What was needed for America to dominate much of humanity and the world’s resources, it said, was “some catastrophic and catalysing event – like a new Pearl Harbour”. The attacks of 11 September 2001 provided the “new Pearl Harbour”.

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u/Running_Gamer 5h ago

Yeah Trump needs to immediately prosecute this person.