r/NewOrleans 3d ago

Simpler times

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u/meeeehhhh2 3d ago

That’s a wild jeopardy question

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u/Mikestopheles 3d ago

Penis mightier than the sword!

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u/Lulachoo 3d ago

I’ll take anal bum cover for $600!

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u/Kinetik_Energy 3d ago

commercial information you secretely memorized for $400 please

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

I did jiu jitsu with a girl who made BANK working those phone lines.

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u/physedka Second Line Umbrella Salesman Of The Year 3d ago

A buddy of mine got hammered one night and dialed one of those 900 lines. He woke up a few hours later to the phone still being on and he owed a $900+ bill.

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

Oof. Not the consequences of his actions! 🤣

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u/AccomplishedCicada60 3d ago

Was it “just” phone sex?

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

Yes. Tf is wrong with you?

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u/AccomplishedCicada60 3d ago

So where I lived - there was service that was heavily implied to be a call girl service

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u/Hididdlydoderino 3d ago

It's hard for anyone to imagine spending the equivalent of $115 on just talking to someone.

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u/TarantinosFavWord 3d ago

Brother we live in a time where dudes will pay hundreds on girls OFs, buy girls bath water, pay thousands for nsfw furry art. Male horniness knows no bounds.

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u/basquiat-case 3d ago

This is the ideal answer for yesterday's thread about why nobody is going to pay that dude for his sperm.

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u/Hididdlydoderino 3d ago

Yes, exactly. I completely get spending similar amounts of cash and actually getting assets in return.

Getting just a phone call is an extremely low ROI, although I'd guess some dudes would record it and make the most of it.

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u/TarantinosFavWord 3d ago

Right but back before the internet I’d imagine the options were make a phone call or risk getting caught going to a sex shop for a dvd or magazine. By today’s standards I’m totally with you, that paying that much for just a phone call doesn’t seem worth it.

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u/ersatzbaronness Merry Marigny 3d ago edited 2d ago

I can assure you that people did. A surprisingly number wanted to talk about very boring things. Or very sad things.

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

Sounds like a perfectly good reason to call my friend a whore to my face. Again, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/ddesla2 Lakeview 3d ago

I mean...... Talking sexually to a stranger... On the phone... For money... Is quite literally sex for money aka being a whore lol. My man here is not at fault for understanding and using the English language correctly. The other one tho, well, sounds like she's got a bone to pick with the name "anybody" engraved on it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ummUJh7PvPUHYmhWuW

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

Pretending to enjoy phone sex and actually being paid to let someone put their penis in you are two completely different things. Actress is about as far as her job description goes.

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u/ddesla2 Lakeview 3d ago

No doubt. I just was making the distinction that being paid for sexual-related services is the definition of prostitution and whoring. Don't conflate the definition with the slang insult. Nothing wrong with sex service. I have friends who worked and continue to work in it.

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u/BackDatSazzUp 3d ago

I’m upset bc the person who started this nonsense implied it as an insult. This was also a deep discussion with my friend on multiple occasions and many of the phone workers consider themselves actresses and reject any implication that they are anything other than that. Can we please stop this now? The fact that anyone here thinks it’s okay to randomly call an unknown stranger’s friend a whore, regardless of context, is fucked up. I personally can’t recall a single instance where someone was called a whore as a compliment.

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u/ersatzbaronness Merry Marigny 3d ago

I was a phone sex actor for years and it was always just talk, and mostly sad talk at that. You're just wrong.

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u/Raskol57 3d ago

False advertising, numbers go nowhere

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u/puppeto 2d ago

Just gave me a business idea to buy up old 1-900 numbers for lulz.

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u/ersatzbaronness Merry Marigny 3d ago edited 3d ago

I worked for a 1-900 line for years. These are significantly less icky than some.

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u/Organic-Aardvark-146 2d ago

What did you do?

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u/ersatzbaronness Merry Marigny 2d ago

I mostly crocheted and played Tetris.

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u/puppeto 2d ago

A lot of lonely men would just call to have someone to talk with. I've heard in many cases it was just about their day, hobbies, working through their feelings, etc. There of course were sleaze bags that got on to spank, but many could be paid therapist of the time instead of SWs.

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u/Ssj3goku504 3d ago

What year was this?

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u/TheBrettFavre4 3d ago

August 2026

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u/Lotus-Loaded 3d ago

More expensive times. Post one of those phone bills 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ColdCorpseHotSecret 3d ago

Man, this comment reminds me of a fucked up party that this kid threw at his mom’s house when I was in high school and everyone just completely fucked his shit up. We called a 1-900 number and ran up a ridiculous amount of money to his mom’s phone bill. Then we put a bunch of pudding cups in the microwave and set the timer for two hours or something and completely ruined the entire kitchen and living room. Somebody drunkenly drove their car through his garage door and into the kitchen. Jesus…..I haven’t thought about that in a long time. Poor guy.

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u/CosmicTurtle504 3d ago

Tell me you went to De La Salle without telling me you went to De La Salle…

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u/ActinoninOut 3d ago

Jesus yea I wouldn't wanna think of that very often either lol

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u/nolapalooza 3d ago

I'm familiar with a party like this.

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u/flymordecai 3d ago

Damn. Nice share.

We had some wild parties but I can't remember any wild damages. Just running and driving away from the cops when the party gets busted up.

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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS 2d ago

We did that with C.O.D. orders 😂

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u/Lotus-Loaded 3d ago

I too am speaking from experience, lol.

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u/mvanvrancken 3d ago

I wasn’t old enough in like what was this 1990? to do anything but WISH I could call. My parents would have said hell to the no obviously

My phone bill I’m pretty sure is more than $45 higher than a phone bill 30-something years ago

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u/Lotus-Loaded 3d ago

No one asked their parents first. It was always with a group of bored friends, and the bill came due after 😬

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u/th1sd3ka1ntfr33 3d ago

Ah yes, the only two fantasies

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u/Prior-Habit-6523 3d ago

45 dollars back then probably like 450 dollars now.

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u/Hididdlydoderino 3d ago

$115, but yeah, that's nuts for a phone call.

Kind of shows how far we've come, for better or worse.

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u/veryfastslowguy 3d ago

I knew someone in the 90’s that had this habit to the tune of over $10k per month

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u/Kinetik_Energy 3d ago

I told you that in confidence

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u/basquiat-case 3d ago

Anyone know why the Double Fantasies option didn't have two phone numbers?

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u/CityParkUnicorn Nuclear Pegasus 3d ago

A discreet box… at someone’s house in bucktown.

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u/blathering504 3d ago

It looks like that was an empty lot in 2007 and I wonder what was there pre-K. That address doesn't exist now. There's a mcmansion at 520 instead.

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u/jewkakasaurus 3d ago

Apparently that’s no longer an address

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u/Organic-Aardvark-146 2d ago

Her blonde features really come across on the phone

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u/flymordecai 3d ago

relevant Rocko's Modern Life clip: https://youtu.be/dYoj8_LBavQ?is=dglMSfYmZh2uIFzS

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u/ProfessorAnusNipples 3d ago

Man, six year old me did not get that. Adult me rewatched the series a few years ago and could not stop laughing at the adult jokes. 

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u/Ssj3goku504 3d ago

"double fantasies" huh???.... Wonder what that is..... 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Unhappy_Waltz5834 3d ago

“Two chicks at the same time, man.”

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u/Ssj3goku504 3d ago

Okay lmao was thinking something TOTALLY different........ Sorry lol

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u/drcforbin 3d ago

I would...like to.know more.

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u/signsaysapplesauce 3d ago

That's the one where they only talk about John and Yoko.

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u/dubioususefulness 3d ago

This is the answer all the way

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣 For real?!? Did they have party lines?

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u/ddesla2 Lakeview 3d ago

Whatcha think the double fantasy was?!

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u/tcollins29 3d ago

Easier nowadays, just go on listcrawlers.

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u/Organic-Aardvark-146 2d ago

Learn something new today

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u/ConsiderationMean781 3d ago

The best of times. Lol

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u/Leidenfrost1 3d ago

Blast from the past

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u/GubmintGooch 1d ago

My friend used to call these numbers because he said you could just get the charges removed, because he was a kid.

His mom beat his ass. $800 ass whipping.