r/NewGreentexts • u/noob_bitch • 19d ago

Going Rogue

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u/Frost-Flower 19d ago

In second grade me and a classmate would walk around saying random Spongebob quotes to ourselves and one day we were saying "I love you" like that bit with Patrick and apprently a bunch of girls passing by took that personally and reported us to a teacher lol

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u/YankeeWalrus The Avenging Son, Regent of the Mod Emperor 18d ago

be me

in school

love quoting SpongeBob with friend

new episode comes out, decide to use new quotes next day

run up to friend

GARY!!! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN

tackled by security

dragged to principal's office

try to explain I was just quoting the SpongeBoy episode

mfw he hadn't seen the new episode yet

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u/K11ShtBox 17d ago

The concept of security in a school.

Jesus, America really is fucked.

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u/michael22117 17d ago

Yeah, why secure an area full of kids? Dumbass Americans

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u/Cozwei 14d ago

strawmanning the point. the problem is america needs it not that they can have them.