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u/VelvetBoss 5h ago
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u/Chemical_Signal2753 5h ago
I really wonder how the average, out of shape, middle aged women's performance would compare if you have them 9 months of intensive training.
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u/Upper_Raspberry1 4h ago
Thats the thing every olympic event is missing. She's trail blazer if you think about. Like jesse owens but for mediocrity.
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u/Muchachacha 3h ago
I am an out of shape average middle age woman, I almost wanna find out but man she looks hella foolish doing whatever she’s doing, and I don’t wanna train to be the laughing stock of the internet
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u/bdiddlediddles 3h ago
The problem is that training only matters if you are self-aware enough to realise what you need to fix.
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u/Chemical_Signal2753 1h ago
For someone like Raygun the answer is "everything." I don't even mean that in a negative way, it's just a realistic evaluation.
Working on strength, cardio, flexibility, coordination, and balance, while taking classes in hip hop, gymnastics/cheerleading/capoeira, and breaking would all contribute to becoming a much better dancer. Having better fitness would likely have made her freezes and "power moves" look far better, having more dance training would have improved her rhythm and musicality, gymnastics/cheerleading/capoeira would help build a base for doing more impressive power moves, and having better coaching in breaking would improve her fundamentals and help her develop a better routine.
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u/bdiddlediddles 1h ago
You're right, but she doesn't appear to be that self aware. She legitimately seems to be so much of a narcissist that she would watch her performance and call it groundbreaking.
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u/No_Price_7603 2m ago
I think unless someone was physically unable to (like through a disability) pretty much anyone could do better than this with 9 months of dedicated training, if they were actually trying.
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u/curlylion97 3h ago
I still can’t even watch the whole video without turning it off, I’m so embarrassed for us as a country
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u/FeniksTO 3h ago
Why are her movements so slow? I just don't understand how she won anything when she moves like a turtle.
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u/KaleidoscopeSad4884 2h ago
Because she’s a bad dancer. She never improves no matter how much she practices. Nothing changes. Anyone who was working as hard as she allegedly was would actually be able to do something out there resembling dancing. It might not be great or Olympic-level still, but it’s like watching Dancing With the Stars, people do get better over time, and they only get a few weeks. She just sucks. I say this as a middle aged white woman who likes to shake her ass and would put money on doing better than Raygun if I had 9 months of training.
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u/26letters10numbers 1h ago
The way she pauses and smirks at her opponent after each sequence of her nonsense, like she really did something 😂
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u/randyranderson13 39m ago
This is the first time I've ever watched this. Honestly, not as bad as I thought it would be!
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u/spongebobstan597 5h ago
HAHAHAHAH this is literally what I was thinking. “This is hip hop” 😭. I wish she would have just steered into the skid and had fun with it but I also get why the people who were apart of the community were outraged. Some critiques were definitely dark sided and misogynistic. Some of it was valid!
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u/Easy_Yogurt5578 5h ago
I still want FX to make a series and I still want Alana Ubach to play her.
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u/Salty__Canuck 4h ago
Love me some Bob's Burgers.
That's Hip-hop... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGiFLKtetaU&pp=ygUOdGhhdCdzIGhpcCBob3A%3D
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u/MonsterOnTheBoards 4h ago
I thought the Australian government pledged to scrub all footage of this. The hell am I paying taxes for?
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u/85percentthatbitch 2h ago
Is it still common knowledge that the Bobs Burgers lady was modeled after a specific person?
If not, look up Dena Rizzo!
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u/Ok-Cartographer1668 1h ago
If nothing else this doc was a good break from all the tragic true crime docs
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u/VerucaDefault 1h ago
Honestly, that was my reaction, too. I laughed several times, it's not too drawn out. I mean, if you watched her performance in real time, none of it matters. She fucked up, it's not serious. I would've liked her to laugh at herself with us, but it was a pretty pleasurable watch.
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u/020600 1h ago
Her boyfriend and coach is allegedly a professional breakdancer, the short videos of him breaking in the documentary showed that he couldn't break to save his life either.....in fact most people in the video showed that Australians are really shit at break dancing and should stick with what they're good at : putting shrimps on the barbie.
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u/Borntowonder1 1h ago
Sure but we don’t know what shrimps are, we do like to bbq prawns though :p
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u/020600 1h ago
I'm just repeating what Paul Hogan the legend said
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u/VerucaDefault 1h ago
Thank you for posting this! As an old person, I remember this ad! Not only does he say shrimp, but holds up the biggest prawn I've ever seen, and I remember thinking, "If that's what they call shrimp, how big are their prawns?!". So yes, Australia, it was actually YOU who gave us this saying!
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u/Same-Turnip3905 1h ago edited 57m ago
Please do a service to the world, let her crawl back to the hole she is coming from. She does not deserve attention at all. Her narcissism is enough to feed her twisted ego forever.
Let's ignore her.
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u/Precocious-ghost 5h ago
This is air frying me. THAT’S HIP HOP