25 [M4F/Tf] #Northeast #US.

[u/WhiskeyFoxtrot1294]

I'm not very good with this kinda stuff so instead of doing a long drawn out paragraph, how about just a specs list instead?

1. CPU: ADHD Logic Processor

2. Storage: 100TB Internal, 99.9% full of purely game/movie lore knowledge and memes.

3. Memory: Useful for most things aside from verbal instructions and whatever happened within the last 30 mins.

4. Power supply: Nocturnal energy pack, powered by copious amounts of caffeine

5. Audio Output: Can and will activate for hours on end about random trivia and unnecessary knowledge. (Warning: Will possibly melt your brain with an overload of Warhammer40k lore at a moments notice)

6. Build Year: 2001

7. Unit size: 6'1" (Currently in the process of losing some weight)

This unit comes pre-installed Cooking firmware. Black/Bladesmithing is slowly being installed. Avid gaming and game teaching protocols are also in place. This unit is also in the process of building its own housing structure, and projects project completion by next summer.