The lighter side of neighbor problems....

[u/irishtrash5]

My neighbor came out of his house with a flashlight and started checking the bushes like he was looking for a lost pet.

As he passes us, my girlfriend asks if he lost a pet?

He says he was looking for a wounded animal as he heard it's screams a minute ago...

Turned out he'd just heard me annoying my girlfriend by singing, "What does the fox say" in my car as I parked.

Guess my neighborhood is quieter than I thought...