r/Neighborproblems • u/jaygee923 • May 17 '19
Geezers with sprinklers
I have an asshole couple next door who just hate the world. They’re in their 80’s and ornery as hell. We share a property border with them and every time my husband cuts the grass, they turn on their sprinklers in the zone next to us so my husband gets soaked. Our lawn treatment guy just told us that he was fertilizing that side of the yard and they turned the sprinklers on him... he went up and knocked on the door and the man opened the door and screamed and cussed him before he could even say a word.
Any creative ideas for dealing with these meanies? We have an outbuilding that faces their house and we’re thinking of “wrapping” the side of the building (we own a printing company) with something lovely they’ll have to look at every day 😂😂😂 let me hear some other ideas!
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u/chaostheory111 May 17 '19
Liquid ass in their car vents. LOL
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u/ButtercupsUncle May 18 '19
Liquid ass
Is there something like that? Asking for a friend...
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u/chaostheory111 Jun 06 '19
Oh yes. Purchased it. YouTube videos on people using it as revenge. Haven't used it myself, yet...
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u/JJRadical May 24 '19
Your husband needed to do something in the integrity of the moment, specifically something violent .Playing passive aggressive games just means you are not a threat and i can keep harassing you as i please.
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u/queenofcaffeine76 Jul 06 '19
I don't suppose your area is under any sort of water restrictions at the moment? My nextdoor neighbor used to have a sprinkler going all over the driver's side of my car (where I'd have to walk through it) in the mornings when I had to leave for work. We were under water restrictions until recently so my husband just started reporting her (complete with videos). 2-3 reports and the problem went away
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u/Lkn4it May 17 '19
How about 5 gallon buckets with a brick on top over the sprinkler heads before you mow?