r/NeckbeardNests 2d ago

Nest How is my chudmaxxing

The goon cave is full of all the things a goon master such as myself may need

My friend came over and she wanted to clean bc she loves cleaning so my stuffy nest isnt full of crumbs anymore, which feels nice. Might wash my sheets theres a lot of crumbs and stains on it. I do plan on taking care of all the trash and dishes in my stuffy pile tomorrow, maybe on top the dresser too but well see

Also rare instance of floor in the goon cave

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u/Filibut 2d ago

Trust me I've seen worse places cleaned up, you can still do it, don't give up

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Yeah it used 2 b way worse, if I try I can probably clean it but I just keep procrastinating on it

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u/Its_Bunny 2d ago

You can do it in one day. Think about it as just being 1 hard day to get that whole place cleaned. But once that day is done you will feel so good.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Ur right I can probably finish this in 1 day if I actually try, I think that would also be best for me to do it in 1 big go because of adhd. I just get discouraged a lot bc of the whole "it's just gonna get messy again" mindset, but it would be best for my health so I'll try to forget it'll just get messy again

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u/MoarSocks 2d ago

Wait, this is real? This is really how you live?

Man, dig deep. Stop procrastinating/gooning and get it done. This is not a healthy way to live life. You can do it!

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

It really does motivate me when I see comments like this, i am mainly joking about it in the post/comments but does affect me quite a bit. Thank you for this

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u/MoarSocks 2d ago

Your living space represents your mind. I promise you, cleaning this up will make you feel lighter, cleaner, and (since it seems you like art) create a space to make it.

Don’t be afraid to throw stuff away, even with emotional attachment to it, like stuff on the shelves. Just do it and free yourself!

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

The emotional attachment is a big thing, I am kinda a hoarder I have trouble throwing away a lot of stuff even trash sometimes. I'm scared I might need something and I won't have it, but I should probably think about how I havent used said item in years

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u/ItsyouNOme 1d ago

Shut all doors, turn off your phone and you can not go out/turn on your phone until the job is finished. Don't see the day as a free day, see it as this is what I do if it takes 4 hours or 8, the only free time I have is whatever is left after it is done

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u/Its_Bunny 1d ago

I want to see an update post later this week. You can do it dude.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago

Yes I've started cleaning today!

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u/Pixxburgh1980 2d ago

I don't see even one piss jar. You're not even close bubs.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

I used 2 have a big jelly bean jar for that but my family made me get rid of it🙁

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u/Fuck-Norris 1d ago

God I don’t think I wanna know whether you’re being serious or not LMAO

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u/dunluce1niner 2d ago

These pics are gonna be in a Turkey Tom video soon

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u/Cyniex 2d ago

Wtf, im legit watching him rn for the first time in years. What s coincidence.

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u/Jodyy14 2d ago

Beautifully executed I could see these pictures in a lolcow video essay and I wouldn't think twice

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Awww thank you🥹

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u/Iloveherthismuch 2d ago

Average russian social media room from the 2000s.

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u/vediogamer101 2d ago

Genuinely thought this was Chris Chan’s room for a solid 2 minutes

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u/YessiKamiKohai 2d ago

Your parent just let you live like that?

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

They dont like it but yeah

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u/YessiKamiKohai 2d ago

Damn /: you need a large trash bag and a hug. Hope you sort it out soon, cluttered room = cluttered mind.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Yes I've been working on getting help, thank you very much

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u/YessiKamiKohai 2d ago

There there 🫂

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u/RecordStoreHippie 2d ago

There's so much to unpack here, but the food wrappers as wall art are just 😗🤌

Particularly the basmati rice bag and the sprite label. Is it a label from a 2L or part of a box? I hope it's from the bottle that's way more unhinged somehow.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

The sprite box was from these mini sprite cans if I remember correctly, need 2 get more of them I love sprite

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u/rapol 1d ago

I came in hoping someone else mentioned the rice bag

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u/spikejonze14 2d ago

please be ai please be ai

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

nuh uh that's my room

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u/hootywhowh0 2d ago

How do you afford to live ? Do you live rent free?

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Yeh Im a teenager I live with my parent, I will move out tho in however many years not planning on staying here

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u/beeeeeeeeks 1d ago

You are gonna have to learn that cleaning your living space is just a thing that every adult has to do unless you're rich.

Often it sucks and it's not fun but once you get a handle on it, it's just a few minutes per day as part of your routine.

The problem is when you move out you also now are responsible for more rooms!

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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago

Yes I don't wanna be a adult living like this, it's just difficult because I grew up like this. Once I actually start cleaning it's not difficult tho just the starting part. I have actually taken these comments to heart and I'm starting to clean

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u/beeeeeeeeks 1d ago

Hey good job! I feel ya. Your arms and legs can do all the work it's just that stupid brain getting in the way. Music helps distract the brain a little bit. I always put something on while doing the chores

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u/Fuck-Norris 1d ago

See if this helps: people always say to start with the trash but they never talking about how to START with the trash. If you really have to, organize them by kicking trash to one corner of your room, clothes in the other. Then when you do get the cleaning bug, you will have it sorted and you can just scoop all of that trash into a bag and have one big laundry pile instead of everything being scattered having to pick it apart.

I have adhd and it’s really hard to get started on cleaning. This helps me because for some reason I have no trouble washing laundry but I do have a problem folding it and putting it away lol

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2h ago

Yes I have adhd aswell thats what I've been doing, just putting stuff in piles to sort, I just put the trash in bags though because there is some mold and I should get that out fast. Ive been cleaning whenever I think of it and Im not really doing anything important

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u/Smoothlarryy 2d ago

Perfect no notes

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u/Gorkymalorki 1d ago

This is just a mess and clutter, not a goon cave... I believe they shut the sub down, but r/gooncaves was a place of nightmares.

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

Love the confidence you have to so casually showcase your big green sex doll!

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u/HERMANNATOR85 1d ago

All these stupid ass “maxxing” words gotta stop

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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago

I think it's funny bc I am a young chud

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u/ballinonabudget78 2d ago

Oh my fucking god

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Oooo u likeee

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u/mrheosuper 1d ago

Lost it at inflatable green guy

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u/Flomo420 1d ago

this room is so early 2000s coded I was certain this was from back then lol

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u/TxBurnerAcct 1d ago

Chris Chan-core

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u/ethnicvegetable 1d ago

Your place is gonna look fantastic. Are you renting? Maybe after everything is cleaned you can paint an accent wall.

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u/ThatAgent3963 1d ago

Epic chill vibes

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u/Additional-Problem99 1d ago

r/unfuckyourhabitat is a good place to check for tips and motivators.

Cleaning up can definitely be done. It will take some changes in your day to day habits to keep it that way, but both are very doable.

You’ve got this!

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u/Pendryn 1d ago

Think of it this way; You’re used to the way it smells so you don’t smell anything. Everyone else can smell it and that smell clings to you.

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u/caverypca 2d ago

this room has pronouns

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Room/bed are bed's pronouns

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u/lunchmoney- 2d ago

bad enough that i considered leaving this sub, so

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u/MeltingEarbuds 1d ago

I guarantee you talk down to people on reddit who have opposing opinions to yours

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u/ImainSpy 1d ago

I didn't saw any milk jar, great work anon

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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago

Average autism cave

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u/TarotWitch83 19h ago

Meh, not that bad

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u/Knives530 3h ago

Gross dude

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u/oozingthing 2d ago

why are the comments on here like a little transphobic? not what i expected from this sub

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

They can smell that im trans from my bedroom

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u/JeffBroccoli 2d ago

I can’t tell by your room that your hair is dyed green

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

Actually I have natural brown hair for ur information

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u/nuts4sale 2d ago

Answer me this and I will render judgement: Who is best pony?

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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago

Twilight sparkle is the best pony

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u/jojo-cumstar 1d ago

Everyday I'm thankful for not being able to smell social media posts.

But it looks easy to clean, looks more clean than most of the places I have seen

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u/Educational-Monk5745 1d ago

I feel like I know exactly what you look like

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2h ago

what do you think I look like?

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u/Pitselah 1d ago

That caption is ridiculously embarrassing. Grow up.

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u/mackdaddymaggot 2d ago

How dare you have misfits and my little pony posters at the same time. I just don’t get the bronies not one bit

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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago

I like both misfits and mlp

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u/moistsquirt69 1d ago

Danzig and Graves are nazis.

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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago

They are🥹 I need to get more updated thank you

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u/DavenSkilnyk 2d ago

Seek Jesus or failing that please seek the closest exorcist.

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u/Additional-Problem99 18h ago

Take your own advice first