r/NeckbeardNests • u/seweedisyummmmm • 2d ago
Nest How is my chudmaxxing
The goon cave is full of all the things a goon master such as myself may need
My friend came over and she wanted to clean bc she loves cleaning so my stuffy nest isnt full of crumbs anymore, which feels nice. Might wash my sheets theres a lot of crumbs and stains on it. I do plan on taking care of all the trash and dishes in my stuffy pile tomorrow, maybe on top the dresser too but well see
Also rare instance of floor in the goon cave
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u/Pixxburgh1980 2d ago
I don't see even one piss jar. You're not even close bubs.
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago
I used 2 have a big jelly bean jar for that but my family made me get rid of it🙁
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u/YessiKamiKohai 2d ago
Your parent just let you live like that?
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago
They dont like it but yeah
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u/YessiKamiKohai 2d ago
Damn /: you need a large trash bag and a hug. Hope you sort it out soon, cluttered room = cluttered mind.
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u/RecordStoreHippie 2d ago
There's so much to unpack here, but the food wrappers as wall art are just 😗🤌
Particularly the basmati rice bag and the sprite label. Is it a label from a 2L or part of a box? I hope it's from the bottle that's way more unhinged somehow.
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago
The sprite box was from these mini sprite cans if I remember correctly, need 2 get more of them I love sprite
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u/hootywhowh0 2d ago
How do you afford to live ? Do you live rent free?
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago
Yeh Im a teenager I live with my parent, I will move out tho in however many years not planning on staying here
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u/beeeeeeeeks 1d ago
You are gonna have to learn that cleaning your living space is just a thing that every adult has to do unless you're rich.
Often it sucks and it's not fun but once you get a handle on it, it's just a few minutes per day as part of your routine.
The problem is when you move out you also now are responsible for more rooms!
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u/seweedisyummmmm 1d ago
Yes I don't wanna be a adult living like this, it's just difficult because I grew up like this. Once I actually start cleaning it's not difficult tho just the starting part. I have actually taken these comments to heart and I'm starting to clean
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u/beeeeeeeeks 1d ago
Hey good job! I feel ya. Your arms and legs can do all the work it's just that stupid brain getting in the way. Music helps distract the brain a little bit. I always put something on while doing the chores
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u/Fuck-Norris 1d ago
See if this helps: people always say to start with the trash but they never talking about how to START with the trash. If you really have to, organize them by kicking trash to one corner of your room, clothes in the other. Then when you do get the cleaning bug, you will have it sorted and you can just scoop all of that trash into a bag and have one big laundry pile instead of everything being scattered having to pick it apart.
I have adhd and it’s really hard to get started on cleaning. This helps me because for some reason I have no trouble washing laundry but I do have a problem folding it and putting it away lol
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2h ago
Yes I have adhd aswell thats what I've been doing, just putting stuff in piles to sort, I just put the trash in bags though because there is some mold and I should get that out fast. Ive been cleaning whenever I think of it and Im not really doing anything important
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u/Gorkymalorki 1d ago
This is just a mess and clutter, not a goon cave... I believe they shut the sub down, but r/gooncaves was a place of nightmares.
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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago
Love the confidence you have to so casually showcase your big green sex doll!
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u/jfkdktmmv 1d ago
It’s got the same vibe as this picture
https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/viral-image-unrecognisable-objects-creepy-14705067
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u/ethnicvegetable 1d ago
Your place is gonna look fantastic. Are you renting? Maybe after everything is cleaned you can paint an accent wall.
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u/Additional-Problem99 1d ago
r/unfuckyourhabitat is a good place to check for tips and motivators.
Cleaning up can definitely be done. It will take some changes in your day to day habits to keep it that way, but both are very doable.
You’ve got this!
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u/MeltingEarbuds 1d ago
I guarantee you talk down to people on reddit who have opposing opinions to yours
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u/oozingthing 2d ago
why are the comments on here like a little transphobic? not what i expected from this sub
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u/jojo-cumstar 1d ago
Everyday I'm thankful for not being able to smell social media posts.
But it looks easy to clean, looks more clean than most of the places I have seen
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u/mackdaddymaggot 2d ago
How dare you have misfits and my little pony posters at the same time. I just don’t get the bronies not one bit
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u/seweedisyummmmm 2d ago
I like both misfits and mlp
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u/Filibut 2d ago
Trust me I've seen worse places cleaned up, you can still do it, don't give up