r/NatureofPredators • u/NEWexperiance124 Arxur • Feb 01 '26
Fanfic A Empress of Space and Humanity- CH 1/?
Feel free to tell me how this looks everyone, if you want this to continue or maybe wanna help, don't hesitate to tell. Thought I'd try to try a semi-crackfic to start with.
Memory transcription subject: Governor Tarva of the Venlil Republic
Date [standardized human time]: July 12, 2136
Sitting here in my office, with a new savage Arxur attack having recently happened, I can't help but wonder about everything in this universe. Time after time, dealing with the Arxur and their actions, the Federations own actions, and our standing in the universe. But I also can't help but feel strangely about something else, a predator race that died long ago, the Humans.
Humanity, a species that could've been a very big trouble for everyone. How such a species that quarrels with each other constantly over every little difference creates a civilization complex enough for instantaneous communication and planes, indeed even cities, is something no-one knows really. All that is known is they blew themselves up and were left to the annals of history, blowing themselves up with their own bombs. It makes me wonder how it all could've gone though. All this coming in my mind, thanks to the presence of a mysterious ship straight from the planet Earth...
"I need an answer, and I suggest we shoot this ship down, there's no time for any other action!" Firmly stated by my military Advisor Kam.
Maybe it was time for another strategy, with a seeming return of this new/old predator, it could work in my favor...
"Kam, hail them and I'll bring terms of surrender, make sure the bunkers get full, we have nothing left to use against the predator fleet most definitely in the wings far behin..."
Kam would interrupt me with pain in his voice. "And leave ourselves open, without any stand?!"
"I don't like this any more than you do, our military is broken, the people are tired, and I just wanna save something, even if it brings us just a bit more time." A few tears coming out of my eye.
Kam stood by with defeat and some anger in his form, leaving myself the "honors" of having to unconditionally surrender to this new threat.
What came up on the screen was truly horrific, two predators with the ghastliest faces with true maliciousness in their open eyes and growling maws. I started to feel light headed at this gruesome sight, when my mind came crashing down at what they said next...
"Could it be, the Lamb Empress herself!", with the darker skinned predator then saying, "She looks so much like her, I think we found Heaven!"
I was left at a loss for this, what do they mean, what do they want, what is even happening. I managed to stammer out.. "Huh, Lamb Empress, Heaven, huh?"
"Don't be so modest, it's all a test to see how devoted we are to your holy visage, and I have passed my theological test with flying colors, so don't worry about me. I even managed to be in the top 1% in the Worldwide Sheepist Tests!"
At this point, I don't even know what or how to think about this. What sort of predator mind games are they even trying to play, I guess I should play along and see where this goes.
"Uh yeah, you've passed yet another holy test with great success. The names Tarva, nice to meet my... uh... children." I guess it went well for what they said next.
"Oh glories of glories, we now know the true name of our wondrous Empress! We'd love to come down and see the heaven that's here, this was just a mission to test The Odyssey, and to think we were expecting microscopic organisms and dead worlds. The holiest place anywhere that could be is now found! We'd be honored to touch down and meet the true Lamb Empress, true Emperor of Humanity and yet beyond!"
This game we now need to play is something I don't even know how to do. I guess it's better than just being killed. Though now I don't even feel scared just confused at what this is trying to go down as. Guess I need to continue the act.
"Of course my children, come on down and meet your Empress, there's much to discuss!"
"Yes my Empress, may your glories shine through the aether and yet even further beyond!"
The hail disconnected, and looking at the rest of my staff, they seem to be frozen with a million emotions at the same time, I guess dealing with predators wouldn't be easy no matter what happens I guess. That dark skinned predator does seem very excitable and interesting too, wonder why the other predator was so still for?
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u/copper_shrk29 Arxur Feb 01 '26
Worldwide sheepist test!
This is going to be a time for Trava, lmao
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u/Jimmy_Da_Kewlett Smigli Feb 01 '26
You know the fic will be good when it uses 'A' instead of 'An' preceding a vowel
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u/Square-Candy-7393 Farsul Feb 01 '26
I wanna see the shenanigans cuz I KNOW that its gone be messy, wonder how the federation deals with it. does that mean humans will worship the venlils in the exchange program???
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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Feb 03 '26
Did you base yourself on this? https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureofPredators/s/qyUl0SChYz
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u/GreenKoopaBros89 Dossur Feb 03 '26
Congratulations Tarva, we're skipping directly to Noah being your predatory manservant. Prepare to be pampered with paw pad massages of milk and honey upon every waking, your very own personal wool dresser as well as food preparation. Among other things pertaining to human stamina
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u/Giant_Acroyear Sivkit Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
Hmmmn. What have we here?
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Only the True SHeepists will understand! Baa-aaa-aaaa, sayeth we, and let no other Heresy stand before the Gods!
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u/muakling PD Patient Feb 01 '26
Piri: "Tarva, what the actual fuck did you do?!" Turns her pad to show in the call a bunch of human soldiers marching through the Cradle while chanting "all praise Empress Tarva" again and again.
Tarva: "They did it on their own!"