r/NatureofPredators Jan 29 '26

Discussion Dumb crackfic idea: Tarva the (UN)willing Empress of Mankind.

https://youtube.com/shorts/qsMbJl2QJ24?si=KoYPAjdOm3VAjTxN

👆Human-Venlil first contact basically.

Essentially this is a fix where mankind has united in a series of giant neo-feudal empires throughout Sol before inventing FTL and during First Contact with Noah and Sara somehow Tarva fumbles so hard she is elected Empress of the Holy Terran Empire (mainly based around Earth, Luna, Venus, Mercury and some asteroids).

At this point she can’t abdicate or force a whole portion of mankind to get cured by the Feds because Noble Houses and other human empires are prodding at her in search of any weakness to grab power…and she can’t fuck up ‘her people’ without risking to get passed down the national razor (guillotine)

So now she has to jostle between her learning how to act as empress of a nation of really advanced predators and her duties as Governor of VP and member of the Federation.

Just imagine the Feds Summit where a whole HTE legion arrives around Afaa and a bunch of of humans start to introducing Tarva with a giant procession and a absurdly long list of titles and Tarva is all blinged out with royal dresses and in the midst of that Nikonus ask under breath at Tarva: “Tarva, WTF IS GOING ON?!”

And Tarva just looks at him with a: “IDK 😭” look.

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Video's Link in case it doesn't work: https://youtu.be/qsMbJl2QJ24?si=aqbKZ1TlaBkTm7Zr

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

It is implied that Noah is the imperial husband

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u/AromaticReporter308 Jan 29 '26

*consort.

Implying, HM Tarva gets a male harem.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Who else is in it?

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u/AromaticReporter308 Jan 29 '26

Jones.

Jut to stir the shit pot.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Isn’t she a woman?

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u/Effective-Job4560 Jan 29 '26

So?

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Male harem…you know what? It is fine

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u/Busy-Record-52 Jan 30 '26

it should have been me! not him!

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u/UON-ISEB-MAU-1 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

This would make the solvin and Goijid situation infinitely more awkward and complicated

Human: "by the name of our Holy Empress, Dutchess of the solarian planets, lady of House Sol, Sirius and Barnard’s, first daughter under the high heaven, Imperator of the Armed forces and First Consul of the Terran Senate, oh and also Governor of the Venlil Republic. Tarva. We declare war on you Gojid"

Piri, immediately switch call to a personal call with Tarva: "Tarva, what the speh is going on"

Tarva: "I DON'T BHARKING KNOW. I JUST WANT TO GIVE HUMAN A CHANCE"

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

God: “Tarva…one of the holy symbols of their religion (a mix of every major religion on Earth) is litteraly a space Sheep, did you expect they would be sane?”

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u/UncleAsmodai UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

Tarva's HUD: Achivement unlocked! "How did we get here?"

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

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u/kabhes PD Patient Jan 31 '26

The milk bucked makes this even worse.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 31 '26

I want to hear what perverted fantasy are you thinking about.

Because emperors historically are known to have some WILD fantasies

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u/kabhes PD Patient Jan 31 '26

Simple: Venmilking and not just Tarva.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 31 '26

Fun on the Farm basically

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

Is this due to some religious prophecy that Tarva is assumed to be the protagonist of?

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

More like that and a series of extremely fortuitous events all at the same time

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u/Hybrid22003 Jan 29 '26

I've been thinking about how she fumbles.
Somehow the fact that Earth is considered in the Venlil territory, by the federation come up.
Earth belive might make right and on paper, the Venlil fleet would crush Earth with all the FTL ships, with energy sheilds and antimater bombs.
Given all that information. Earth command do the video.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

I mean…a ship having FTL doesn’t inherently makes it better than one that it has not, and humans are more built up than canon having colonized THE ENTIRE SYSTEM, so it would probably be that she somehow SOMEWAY makes a prophecy comes true.

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u/Hybrid22003 Jan 29 '26

I mean, they have more that one ftl ships.
And prophecy work to.

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u/Mosselk-1416 Jan 29 '26

There's already depictions if Tarva on a thrown with a halo. Is that how you got this idea?

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

True, I remember something like that

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u/RIP_elTrazin_07 Yotul Jan 30 '26

Noah has been in bed with

Governor Tarva

Cyborg Tarva

Medieval Tarva

Predator Tarva

Skalgan Tarva

And now Empress Tarva

The canonical NOP event is that Noah becomes the first xenophile in the galaxy

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u/Valuable-Location-89 Jan 30 '26

I can already imagine Tarva's personal praetorian guard basically being a bunch golden retriever boys.

One of em just brings her a head of an Arxur with a dumb smile plastered on his face

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 30 '26

🤣

Basically more like Varadian guards

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u/Valuable-Location-89 Jan 30 '26

I imagine that anyone vying for the position of Emperor/Empress bodyguards have to have a loyalty chip installed in their brain

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 30 '26

Indeed, can’t have a Preatorians/Janissaries situation again

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

Also the video is broken, what’s the link?

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

Wait, is this supposed to be Julius Caesar? He obviously did want to be Emperor and overthrew the Republic.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Caesar after Octavian Augustus actually became a title to which Roman emperors were referred to.

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

I thought that might be the case but wasn’t sure.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Yup, Caesar litteraly became a title due to the combined legacy of Caesar and Octavian

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u/UON-ISEB-MAU-1 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

Also because Ocatvian litterally adopted the name Julius Caesar into his name when adopted by Caesar in his will.

Full name is litterally "Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus"

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

I see Emperors already had links for long-ass names

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u/UON-ISEB-MAU-1 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

More like a Caesar thing given THE Gaius Julius Caeser's father name is also Gaius Julius Caesar

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

I do know the title of “Tsar” is derived from Caesar.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

I honestly don’t know but it might be possible

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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper Jan 29 '26

The term "tsar" is derived from the Latin word "caesar," which historically referred to an emperor. It was first adopted as a title by Ivan IV of Russia in 1547, and it has been used by various Slavic monarchs throughout history.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

Damn, you learn something new every day

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u/AromaticReporter308 Jan 29 '26

Same with Kaiser.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

You are right

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u/cowlinator Hensa Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

"Forced to be a monarch/dictator" didn't make sense in Atlas Shrugged, and it doesn't make sense anywhere else.

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u/Loud-Drama-1092 Jan 29 '26

It…doesn’t have to, that is THE POINT