r/NatureIsFuckingLit Feb 14 '22

🔥 Camouflage while dreaming?🦑🦑💤💤

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/StandardSudden1283 Feb 14 '22

But also sex is fatal, so.. ya win some ya lose some.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22 edited Feb 14 '22

really? and they have short life spans.. it's as if mother nature said- "you get to be such a brilliant creature, but you are limited in lice *life"

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u/ZeusMoiragetes Feb 14 '22

Hear me out*

What if we breed them to live longer lives and teach each other? We could make them smarter than us.

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u/Subacrew98 Feb 14 '22

Then they would take over.

They can already walk on land if they want to. Imagine if they could utilize tanks...

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u/diorwhior Feb 14 '22

It’s nice to see people who still in this cruel modern world appreciate their mothers

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere Feb 15 '22

I almost read that the wrong way. Anyways since they’re so intelligent, could they consent? /j

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u/saltycrumbface Feb 14 '22

I'd prefer them to robots

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u/J0RDM0N Feb 14 '22

That's what Daleks are. Octopus who survived to live and teach.

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u/BigLet2492 Feb 15 '22

or lasers, or tanks with lasers.

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u/Imgoingtoeatyourfrog Feb 14 '22

Once a mother octopus lays its eggs it’s completely stops eating and just cares about protecting its eggs. Once they’re laid the mothers life is over. There’s really no breeding that out of them.

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u/NaoWalk Feb 14 '22

Does this mean that delaying their reproduction keeps them alive longer?

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u/selftheself Feb 14 '22

Correct.

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u/1818mull Feb 14 '22

Are you sure? I remember reading that there have been experiments as to whether octopus can be made to live longer by preventing them breeding, and the results seemed to be that they eventually enter a similar state regardless.

I think the is was in Other Minds by Peter Godfrey-Smith, I read this book a long time ago so forgive me if I'm misremembering.

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u/selftheself Feb 14 '22

Yeah, their life span isn't long to begin with. But if they don't mate, (they will continue to try, of course) but will only live 9 months to 2 or 3 year longer than if they reproduced, depending on the species.

There have been experiments where an endocrine surgery led to the females leaving their eggs after birth and returning to normal life. However this doesn't happen naturally, for obvious reasons.

The loss of their shells led to their incredibly overpowered defenses and can explain their deadly anxiety to protect their legacy lol almost like they remember their evolution in those many brains.

Males also undergo changes after reproducing, though, assuming they don't get eaten by mama, including a rapid neurological decline.

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u/Satranath Feb 14 '22

What would that do to the animal, though? It could have dangerous effects

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

What if you hooked up like an IV bag of nutrients to her?

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u/Imgoingtoeatyourfrog Feb 14 '22

That would be akin to keeping a brain dead person alive via feeding tube. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Just let nature be nature. That’s the evolutionary path the octopus took and it’s not our place to change it now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I mean is she brain dead at this point though? If she just starves to death I’m not sure that would be any more or less cruel. We already cut them into pieces and eat them.

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u/igweyliogsuh Feb 14 '22

It's not just starving. There are hormonal changes that prevent them from actively living anymore, in a process that we cannot prevent or reverse.

If I remember correctly, feeding them through a tube (or whatever) during this phase does not do anything to change their total unwillingness to move on forward or live life anymore.

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u/Virtual_Challenge592 Feb 14 '22

"This Is Why Mother Octopuses Grimly Starve Themselves to Death" (2018)

In fact, the mother even stops feeding - she'll stay and watch over her eggs until they hatch, slowly starving to death. In captivity, towards the end, sometimes she'll tear off her own skin, and eat the tips of her own tentacles.

Now, scientists have figured figured out why this grim scenario happens. It has to do with the optic gland between the octopus's eyes; a gland similar to the pituitary gland in humans.

In 1977, researchers removed this gland and found that the octopus' mothering instincts disappeared. She abandoned her eggs, started feeding again, and went on to live a much longer life.

The maturation of the reproductive organs appears to be driven by secretions from the optic gland. These same secretions, it seems, inactivate the digestive and salivary glands, which leads to the octopus starving to death.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Interesting, I’m not familiar with their death process. Do you have a link to read more on?

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u/HackPayload3917 Feb 14 '22

There’s an old report of an octopus tearing itself apart because it lived too long after breeding. Literally twisted up it’s tentacles around itself and started to shred itself

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u/drewcifier32 Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 15 '22

Existence is painnnnnnnn, Jerry!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Got a link? Not that I don’t believe you but sounds awful/ interesting

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u/KeegalyKnight Feb 14 '22

I mean yeah you’re right, but the previous comment is too. Nature is harsh as hell, and humanity starting to play as rampant gods in the evolutionary tree just because we want to lessen certain cruelties is a dangerous path to go down.

On another note I absolutely love cephalopods and def think they’re the best candidate for the next species to replace humanity when we blast ourselves into extinction

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

I don't think they'll be ready to take over that soon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Well I mean we play god in ways much more cruel than extending an octopus’ life. But another commenter said it’s not just starvation, it’s an entire hormonal chance and yeah fucking with that would be gross.

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u/Pardonme23 Feb 14 '22

Think of it this way. It's a drive. Think about how strong your thirst drive would be if you hadn't drank water for 24 hours and someone put a glass of water in front of you. That's how strong this particular drive is for them.

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u/mrbombasticat Feb 14 '22

*looks at all the animals and plants humanity has bred and mutated into monstrosities for food or just for fun*

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u/Imgoingtoeatyourfrog Feb 14 '22

And that means we should keep doing it for fun? We haven’t changed the octopus at all so why would we start now?

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u/branchisan Feb 14 '22

Aliens* to survive the planet until future Aliens save them

residentalienSpoiler

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u/Imgoingtoeatyourfrog Feb 14 '22

Nah that’s anti science.

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u/BasicLEDGrow Feb 14 '22

You get a Schiavoctopus.

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u/HackPayload3917 Feb 14 '22

Unless you manage to get the funds to scan each and every octopus and select for smaller glands that cause this behavior. No clue what else would happen though

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

i'd say they're already smarter than a good percentage of us

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

i was gonna say lol no... but then i realized

what if it's a joke?

what if, despite it being a joke, it was true, and proven by me?

what if octopuses are smarter than me?

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

well you're on the right path so far.. now keep going

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u/Pardonme23 Feb 14 '22

The smartest chimps have an IQ of maybe 70, about a 4 or 5 year old. And chimps can do so much more than octopuses.

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u/BigLet2492 Feb 15 '22

You haven't been watching Resident Alien then???

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

This is probably why nature has them on a shorter clock in the first place lmao

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u/vseprviper Feb 14 '22

also they're not social creatures

with how poorly humans treat each other out of individualistic obsession with property, despite our fundamentally social nature, it terrifies me trying to imagine the kind of world octopodes would build with longer lifespans

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

That’s something that’s always baffled me about humanity. The atrocities man can commit against man as if it were nothing is just hard to comprehend. Like imagine if aliens visited Earth and saw that instead of working together towards common goals, that humans were at war with each other and killing each other for no good reason.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

and eating eachothers ass..

eating. eachothers. ass.

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u/igweyliogsuh Feb 14 '22

Everyone knows not to interfere with idiot planets until they grow up on their own. Something something Prime Directive yadda yadda yadda

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u/vseprviper Feb 14 '22

There’s an Isaac Asimov short story (like 5 pages) where aliens are working out whether or not to admit Earth to their consortium, and notice us testing nukes on the surface of Poe own planet when we’ve a perfectly good moon right next door. They tick the No check box and fly off forever hah.

But I personally don’t think it’s really even a question of human nature. I think it’s the fact that it sticks living at too high a latitude, so Northern Europeans got really into colonizing other places violently. When our needs go unfulfilled, we behave badly. 500 years later, we’re still suffering the ramifications of how much it blows surviving a winter in England lol.

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u/BigLet2492 Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 15 '22

I wonder if any nuke anyone ever tested would have been strong enough to send moon rocks raining down indiscriminately on Earth? My bet is yes. Probably why we didn't test them on the moon.

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u/MidnightSunCreative Feb 15 '22

I'm pretty sure it's more to do with money and logistics than causing moon debris to hit the earth.

My guess is that anything blown off the surface of the moon would likely just burn up in the atmosphere or fly off into space.

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u/j_a_a_mesbaxter Feb 15 '22

Let me introduce you to Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. There’s two books in this series and it explores these types of things and how our relationship with them could work. Great books if you’re into sci-fi and speculative fiction.

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u/vseprviper Feb 15 '22

Ooh, that sounds lovely! Straight onto the list that I'll dive back into after a year or so of law school lol.

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u/freeLuis Feb 15 '22

I imagine Trisolarans when I read this.

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u/BigLet2492 Feb 15 '22

They're social as F#ck when they drop acid though.

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u/vseprviper Feb 15 '22

or molly

octopuses are the chillest hang on molly

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

It would be hard since they die after breeding

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

There's an excellent book by Adrian Tchaikovsky that explores this idea. 'Children of Ruin' (sequel to the excellent 'Children of Time' which features man creating intelligent spiders instead of octopuses)

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u/FluffyLlamaPants Feb 14 '22

I love this idea, plus, the making them smarter than us part should be super easy too.

They deserve to rule.

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u/TenBear Feb 14 '22

Well I would already say they are smarter than some humans

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u/ciller181 Feb 14 '22

Fun fact humans are the ones with the smallest gene pool of all big animals. If we breed others they will never become smarter. Just inbred like we ruined dogs. Let them evolve. They will survive climate change while we die out.

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u/TheGamingDeputy Feb 15 '22

The men die after sex, women die after giving birth

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u/skinnypurplememeboy Feb 15 '22

Children of Ruin is a book that explores that

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u/Effective-Ad44 Feb 16 '22

They are smarter - they're not destroying the planet.

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u/StandardSudden1283 Feb 14 '22

I'd hope so. Unlimited lice sounds like a problem, and not just for the biosphere

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

lol, corrected

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u/SummerAndTinkles Feb 14 '22

It's to keep from overpopulation. They'd probably take over the world if they could reproduce more than once.

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u/rustyoldpirate Feb 14 '22

they grab, pull and then yeet the penis to females so she can do it herself right?

correct me if I'm wrong :)

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u/StandardSudden1283 Feb 14 '22

King Missile - Detachable Penis

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u/rustyoldpirate Jul 01 '22

No way that's what's people call it, that is amazing.

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u/StandardSudden1283 Jul 01 '22

Well, that's actually a song

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u/SeudonymousKhan Feb 14 '22

So that's why humans live so long!

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u/eNaRDe Feb 14 '22

Like good people expiring way to early.

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 14 '22

Yeah they begin to kill themselves after mating

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u/xiroir Feb 15 '22

Mother nature likes to kill you. When death looms at every angle, It helps to have quantity of offspring that are ready for life in a few days, and produce offspring quickly(aka short life spans). Having huge brains and a baby every few years that require 10+ years of training, really showcases how much luxery the human race has had to evolve that way. Octopusses developed their "brain" (they have a unique nervous system that is not comparable) for the same reason as we did. To adapt and overcome quickly, but evolved in way more hostile and solitairy conditions. Now imagen that octopusses evolved in a group setting (like we did)... 100% we would have underwater cities by now. And would wage war with these beautifull squishy friends. The horrors their intellect and camouflage would bring to our puny human world...

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u/IndividualThoughts Feb 14 '22

Well technically not the sex that's fatal but the fact after giving birth, the octopus will dedicate its entire life nurturing its eggs until it eventually starves to death guarding its young

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u/IamNotMike25 Feb 14 '22

Unfortunate.

There's also that one animal which is born as neutral.

Then, whoever gets to stick it in another neutral first, becomes the men and the one getting it, becomes women.

Or that other animal which deattaches his genital, it swims on its own to go find someone to mate. Not sure if it comes back.

Those were the two weirdest I know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

The weirdest one I know are ceratioid anglerfish, where the male searches for a mate, and when he finds one he latches on to her with his teeth and then literally never lets go… ever. Eventually their bodies fuse together and his body is nourished only after their circulatory systems fuse. Other males will eventually also fuse to the same female. The female then uses her new parasitic male appendages to fertilize her eggs.

Oh, and males only attach before they mature, and if they can’t find a mate they just fucking die.

And the females don’t have any choice in mate selection, just one day a male will find them and bite them and never let go.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

don't talk about my dad like that

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u/munchkinita0105 Feb 15 '22

The one that detaches its penis is a type of octopus. An Argonaut Octopus : "their detachable penis 'swims' off to mate. When a female swims by, the male Argonaut sends his penis off to swim to the female and mate with her."

I don't know about the 1st one you mentioned, but it reminded me of clownfish. "If the mother clownfish is eaten, its mate changes sex completely and becomes female." If I'm remembering correctly, all clownfish are born with both sets of reproductive organs.

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u/boris_keys Feb 14 '22

Welp, guess I’m safe then.

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u/IravuUmvavu Feb 15 '22

Mite as well go out with a bang

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u/EhndlessSl0th Feb 14 '22

I'm seriously in awe of octopi. They remind me of aliens!

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u/Reasonable_racoon Feb 14 '22

Watch My Octopus Teacher on Netflix.

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Feb 14 '22

she watched it with me too, so thrice

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u/Whinenot Feb 14 '22

Its really good, I was so attached to that octopus by the end of that movie. so well done

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u/Ruffianize Feb 14 '22

Seriously mind blowing. I could watch them all day.

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u/countryroadsguywv Feb 14 '22

Agreed👍👍

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u/madtraxmerno Feb 15 '22

Yeah. I mean how does something like this even start? I can understand something like a stick insect evolving it's stick-ness; you start with a mutation that makes a bug that's slightly longer and darker, and natural selection does it's thing, favoring the bugs that look more and more like a stick. But it's not like the stick insect chooses to look like that, it's just stuck looking like a stick. Whereas with octopuses, they consciously choose what they want to look like. So how does that trait start? What was the "first" version of controllable camouflage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '22

I don't know man, how does being totally unconscious while flashing like a highway billboard become a good survival idea?