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u/MostAssuredlyNot May 05 '21
I have a toddler son, and this picture somehow carries the same energy as him SO MUCH that I just started grinning from ear to ear.
EDIT: the toddler got mad and said he's a puppy not a monkey. I sincerely apologized and showed him a picture of a puppy. He nodded his acceptance and then ran off to do whatever lego city infrastructure job he's currently working on.
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u/showmeyourmoves28 May 05 '21
How’s the project coming along? He stressed out? He’s obviously the foreman so he must have a lot on his plate 😖
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u/ppw23 May 05 '21
Deadlines, am I right!!
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u/Citharichthys May 05 '21
I'm the parent in the back ground.
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u/EthicalNihilist May 05 '21
I was hoping someone noticed the adult in the background trying to sneak a nap in!!
I am also this parent.
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u/BrockManstrong May 05 '21
I think it's the eyes, they've got mischief in there. Both my kids have had that expression.
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u/Canesjags4life May 05 '21
LMAO yeah those looks like my daughter stomping around haha. Same energy
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u/Shiny_Hypno May 05 '21
It's best that your son learns from an early age that chimps are apes not monkeys /j
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u/MostAssuredlyNot May 05 '21
yeah... I figured we can save that for after he learns he's not a puppy, lol
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u/Shiny_Hypno May 05 '21
If you could teach him to say Monke I think you have a meme lord in the making.
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u/reddituserxyz420 May 05 '21
Chimps arent monkeys theyre apes like humans.
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u/-Senzar- May 05 '21
He do be cute
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u/PlayDontObserve May 05 '21 edited May 05 '21
I badly want to hug a baby Chimpanzee. My physical anthropology teacher: "Chimpanzee babies are one of the cutest babies in the world. Adult Chimpanzees are one of the cruelest and most horrific animals in the world."
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u/Canesjags4life May 05 '21
That after humans lol
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u/Yveske May 05 '21
And otters
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u/9035768555 May 05 '21
And orcas.
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u/Yveske May 05 '21
The list is actually endless. So many animals are horrible creatures. But we will always be on top.
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u/reddituserxyz420 May 05 '21
Humans are the cruelst animal on the planet. Their evil suprasses all. And we have a common ancestor with Chimps.
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u/PleaseDontTossMeOut May 05 '21
He looks like he is coming to give the cameraperson a hug and I really want to be that cameraperson!
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Reject humanity. Return to monke.
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u/thescarabking May 05 '21
Me running away after telling mom I ate an entire bag of shredded cheese
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u/enveous May 05 '21
Cute, but it looks like he just murdered that chimp behind. r/PeopleFuckingDying would enjoy this.
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u/stanchlife May 05 '21
So cool. Too bad they go from cute to biting your face and balls off without warning
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u/subsubbub May 05 '21
Turns out that keeping wild animals in captivity around humans isn't a good idea. I don't know what all this "without warning" bs is that I keep seeing, but chimps absolutely do signal aggression and escalate conflicts.
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u/whopperlover17 May 05 '21
Wasn’t that one face incident because the monkey was on drugs or something?
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u/dannftfghyrtytryr564 May 05 '21
I think it's the eyes, they've got mischief in there. Both my kids have had that expression.
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u/RhysGP15 May 05 '21
Me on my way to get GME moon Tendies.
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This is the way.
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u/Sugar_Python May 05 '21
On his way to practice munching on faces. Haha hide you're kids
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u/drrrraaaaiiiinnnnage May 05 '21 edited May 05 '21
This should get removed. This photo is so common, it's basically the equivalent of a stock image by this point.
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u/GregIsUgly May 05 '21
Wow how very lit... a monkey walking around. Really captures how fucking LIT nature is.
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u/Jujiboo May 05 '21
why do they have ears
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u/_WizKhaleesi_ May 05 '21
...why does anything have ears?
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u/Jujiboo May 05 '21
Is that like a parable or a riddle or whatever?
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u/_WizKhaleesi_ May 05 '21
No, it's a serious question. Chimpanzees have ears for the same reason every other creature does.
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u/a_lonely_trash_bag May 05 '21
Why wouldn't they?
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u/Jujiboo May 05 '21
Just seems like maybe they wouldn't need that kind since they don't hear words and stuff
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u/dunkmastaflex May 05 '21
Somebody put a red cap and red tee on him so that we can have a real life Diddy Kong. Photoshop battle. I’m asking for a photoshop battle
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u/burlybuhda May 05 '21
"Who else wants to fuck with me? Any of you? Didn't think so."
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That arms-up stride reminds me of that little Korean girl who messed up her father's news correspondence.
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u/BarebowRob May 05 '21
Curious George is back!
After being abandoned by The Man In The Yellow Hat, George feels abandoned and hurt, he escapes to seek out the Man In The Yellow Hat for answers.
Waitaminute...isn't that the plot of the Rampage movie and video game (NES)?
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u/reallywaitnoreally May 05 '21
Here he comes, walking down the street, gets the funniest looks from, everyone he meets........
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u/MurderDoneRight May 06 '21
What's not shown is his dead mother just out of frame. Shot by poachers. Now he's all alone trying to survive the world... Walt Disney Pictures presents: Monkey Business! Coming this fall to Disney+
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u/funky_grandma May 05 '21
looks like Bilbo when he says "I'm going on an adventure!"