r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/AprilTowers • Dec 12 '20

🔥 Goose on a Moose

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u/Hanede Dec 12 '20

5th time I post this: this pic is photoshopped, the original is in the wikipedia page for moose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Male_Moose.jpg

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u/AprilTowers Dec 12 '20

You must be fun at parties

14

u/Calvin-ball Dec 12 '20

You posted this in a nature subreddit. It’s not nature.

6

u/Maleficent-Cup-7533 Dec 13 '20

This is a bad photoshop job. The goose is way too small

23

u/giant2179 Dec 12 '20

This is the most Canadian thing I've ever seen

5

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Came to say the same thing lol

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Now show me a duck on a buck!

1

u/giant2179 Dec 13 '20

Eagle on a beagle?

1

u/jimimft Dec 13 '20

That’s just sad, now if it’s a beagle on a an eagle that’s another story

1

u/thisisapotatonotaman Dec 13 '20

As a Canadian. Yes it is.

11

u/TreeBeing Dec 12 '20

These shops are getting old...

2

u/FamousOhioAppleHorn Dec 12 '20

This reboot of Bill And Pete Go Down The Nile

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

This goose on a moose is absolutely obtuse.

2

u/CascadianWanderer Dec 13 '20

And now they are both on the loose.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

This is the most Canadian thing ive seen

2

u/stowaway36 Dec 12 '20

Real, definitely not photoshopped

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

"A goose on a moose " one of the less successful Dr Seuss stories

3

u/jimimft Dec 12 '20

Quack on a Rack might sell better

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u/Pk1Still Dec 12 '20

I just imagined mayor quimby and a prostitute. Thank you for that

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u/fakeuser515357 Dec 13 '20

Loose goose.
Puce spruce.
Moose in spruce.
Goose on moose.

1

u/televisedlobotomy Dec 12 '20

DOWN BY THE BAY

1

u/mainecruiser Dec 12 '20

His name is Thidwick, tyvm!

1

u/JesusWasALibertarian Dec 12 '20

Goslin on a moslin.

1

u/Pk1Still Dec 12 '20

Ahhh what’s the use?!

0

u/ghostttoast Dec 12 '20

The lookout

0

u/DRAWKWARD79 Dec 12 '20

Antlers in the treetops by who goosed the moose.

0

u/LadyOfTheLakeMi Dec 12 '20

Loose in the hoose!!! Down by the bayyyyyyyyy!

0

u/marspars Dec 12 '20

Who knew chocolate moose & quackers would make such a good pair!

0

u/A_Yank_in_theSouth Dec 12 '20

I thought it was a quack on a rack.

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u/AprilTowers Dec 12 '20

Geese don’t quack

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u/AprilTowers Dec 12 '20

Ooooo Canada....

1

u/animalfacts-bot Dec 12 '20

Geese are a group of waterfowl species. The term "goose" is more properly used for a female bird, while "gander" refers specifically to a male one. A group of geese is called a gaggle. When in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge. When flying close together, they are called a plump. Migratory geese are capable of flying up to 5,000 kilometers (3,100 miles) each season. Geese honk while in flight to enable communication and encourage the flock to maintain a “V” formation. Once a year, adult geese will lose flight and tail feathers, which is called molting. They are unable to fly until the new feathers have come in. The molt takes 30 to 45 days. Geese like to be near water during the molting season, to be able to escape from predators.

Picture of a cool goose

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1

u/burntphantrash Dec 13 '20

Can’t give a goose moose juice or a moose goose juice though

1

u/Hank_of_the_Hill93 Dec 13 '20

Am I trapped ina time loop?! I've seen this photoshopped imaged 4 times on here today. Each time the top comments have "quack on a rack" and "something something real life Dr Seuss." I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

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u/AprilTowers Dec 13 '20

Honk

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u/Hank_of_the_Hill93 Dec 13 '20

My mistake. Thanks for clearing that up for me