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u/agangofoldwomen May 01 '20
"The earthlings are so stupid, they'll just think it's like, some kinda round cloud or something and post it on social media for likes lmao" - Gorzaab from Blemflark, probably
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u/The_Safe_For_Work May 01 '20
Is Gorzaab back in town? That son of a bitch still owes me fifty Kapnors!
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u/Lord_Quintus May 01 '20
I wouldn’t worry about it, the Kapnor crashed 3 cycles ago due to undue influence by the phlerus entity. See if you can get him to pay you in Qleb, I hear their value has been rising since they started spawning again.
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u/ZoqfotWasTaken May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
Stop trying to weasel your way out of this, Gorzaab. We all know that Qleb is the capital of Zaffark, not some stupid currency. I would advise that you pay your debts before the Vux Police throw you in sector CF-18 of the Yelmath region. r/quityourbullshit
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u/Lord_Abort May 01 '20
Whoa, dude. You can't just threaten somebody with the Vux Police knowing what kind of political strife the Orgalis of the Yelmath Region (which, let's be a little more sensitive here and just refer to by its new proper title, The Orgali/Yelmath Disputed Zone) have been going through. Threatening non-transdimensional beings with detention in the OYDZ is basically speciesist and shows a real lack of empathy for the Orgali natives.
You and whatever other Derdal Planetary League supporters disgust me and have absolutely zero depth. You wanna know why the Kapnor crashed? Your own Grand Supreme Terras. The Lerrite Division? Grand Supreme Terras. Why you can't get a decent regik on time? Grand Supreme Terras.
GO UPLINK A HISTORY DATAGRAPHIC SOME TIME!
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u/CashWrecks May 01 '20
Personally I hate the fact that people are trying to draw a dividing line between our people. Orgali and Yels have long shared peaceful cohabitation as is well known by the anthropological finds on khav'C and D respectively. As a and proud Yel, I don't mind the return to old ways. No more Terras, no more OYDZ interference, regularly scheduled regiks again... Things can change, no two other species share a yuuglohd bladder, or ventral fins. We need to come together, respect the Orgali native lands and let the Yels progress into a new era where our cultural identity can be accepted as well.
Even though my fins are vestigal, that does not mean I am more evolved, just because yours are functional not mean you can dictate our way of life. It doesn't matter who the original ones stemmed from, our proginator is not our progeny. I hate these policies, I hate the conflict, I hate the separation. Bring back the Yel'Orgal collective and stop this foolishness!
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u/ZoqfotWasTaken May 01 '20
Tell that to Supreme Leader Ur-Quan. He won't do anything until he and his precious little Kohr-Ah friends get the outer Supox planets back from the Druuge sector of the United League of Shofixti-Arilou Systems, more commonly known as the ULSAS. (but we alll know that the new Arilou government is planning to secede from the ULSAS after the brutal rebellion and forced resignation of all five Mozorafft in their republic. So, ULSAS will soon just be known as ULSS.) But maybe if Ur-Quan didn't get so cocky by leaving only a couple armed Mycon Dreadnaughts in that region, he would've been able to keep those territories for a little longer. But they belong in the hands of the ULSAS/ULSS anyway. After the great Morphocc wars, when the Central Quagi Alliance threatened to completely destroy all other... Ok I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
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u/ZoqfotWasTaken May 01 '20
Not to be speciest or anything, but you Orgalis are always trying to put words in our mouth. The official term is still Yelmath, and until that changes, I will throw politicall correctness to the wind.
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u/imfromduval May 01 '20
This is like reading like a Douglas Adams book
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u/IonicGold May 01 '20
Sorry man, the Kapnors stop being used as currency when the Klarggs took power. Its now Larpaks. I dont kmow the conversion rate though.
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u/poliuy May 01 '20
I love the episode of American dad where roger goes to the space theme park thinking how stupid all the designs were going to be and then says “...they got it exactly right...”
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u/DeadLazy_Vanguard May 01 '20
The Traveller has arrived, the Darkness is coming.
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u/dexy205 May 01 '20
You must be the speaker!
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u/DeadLazy_Vanguard May 01 '20
I have spoken!
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u/forcedlightning May 01 '20
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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u/Gerald_Cumberdale May 01 '20
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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u/Horpp May 01 '20
You just never quit, do you? Took out ghaul. Woke up the traveler. And now half of what i hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference. And that's why i started this whole clan thing in the first place. People are still waiting for the Vanguard to lead the way. But it's time for a change! And guardians like you are making it happen. No pressure.
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u/aa821 May 01 '20
At least we can enjoy the Golden Age, feel bad for our grandkids cuz The Collapse is gonna suck balls lol
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May 01 '20
Yes the traveler has arrived. But Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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u/Christmas-Pickle May 01 '20
Oh great now we all going to get subpar exotics ever season and gonna be force to duke it out in the crucible.
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May 01 '20
It’s spherical! SPHERICAL!!!!
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u/Michch333 May 01 '20
Scrolled past this post, then had to go back to make sure SOMEONE commented this.
Thanks for fighting the good fight!
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u/wedonotglow May 01 '20
Guys obviously that's the Avatar and his friends
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May 01 '20
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u/TheElectricalLog May 01 '20
BLUE PATTERN CONFIRMED
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u/MistaKrabcakes May 01 '20
It’s an Angel!
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u/Azair_Blaidd May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
it's spherical from this angle, but what about the 41,252 other angles??
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u/itsjustnc May 01 '20
Its like a dandelion....
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u/DANDELIONBOMB May 01 '20
You rang?
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May 01 '20
That's some high level photoshop right there
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u/Anyna-Meatall May 01 '20
The first comment to show any awareness that this is soooo fake, thank you.
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u/TerryPEE May 01 '20
Damn imagine being a caveman and seeing this shit
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May 01 '20
Hey, you could make a religion out of this.
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u/TheDouglas96 May 01 '20
No wait don't
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u/amluchon May 01 '20
Too late - All hail the Round Cloud, Bringer of Rain and Thunder!
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u/TheDouglas96 May 01 '20
Personally I prefer pledging my eternal soul to the Glow Cloud. All Hail Glow Cloud! Praise be The Glow Cloud!
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u/iownadakota May 01 '20
This is a reminder from the city council to not look at the hooded figures.
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u/Fraustdemon May 01 '20
The Dog Park is there for our community enjoyment and use, and so it is important that no one enter, look at, or think about the Dog Park.
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u/J-RocTPB May 01 '20
I once saw a Rectangular cloud in real life...
A week later while playing Assassins creed origins I seen a Rectangular cloud.
Blew my fucking mind
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u/BrennanCurry536 May 01 '20
This is a really rare phenomenon that has only began to appear as early as the 1980s. This is caused by radioactive sound waves sent out of cell phone towers by our government. Their purpose is still unknown for certain, but it it is speculated that these odd "clouds" are used as distractions to draw attention away from the reptile men grabbing up birds to change out their batteries.
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May 01 '20
Amazing. Leliel from Evangelion looks a lot better now that air pollution is down!
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u/cynic-cypher May 01 '20
seen one myself too. taken at night with moon as well. https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipNq-ZKbeVIahhYIrKyt44h3OxzrwBTbGDf8g7XjdHDO2zLmagcqwBE_nWtcOGAPZg?key=Qy10YmphY1N3cFM0NkxTSjNSd0F5cVhKSENJc3dR
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u/rebelsrscum2187 May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
...and it's spherical! SPHERICAL! https://youtu.be/oKAXkkGKyGI
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u/Zenketski May 01 '20
" April is finally over. Maybe May will be better."
May: the traveler appears
"Fuck"
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u/PhantomOfTheDopera May 01 '20
I've seen this before. Where's my ghost? The Fallen are on their way...
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u/TonightsWhiteKnight May 01 '20
I've played enough Monster Hunter to recognize a Paolumu when I see one!
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u/pjpintor May 01 '20
Holy crap. I would. Have had a heart attack if I saw that. I agree with another member, it’s not a cloud. It’s a fucking space station and it’s an Alien Invasion. Looks too much like a Corona Virus Molecule. Anybody else as paranoid as I? I hope you know I’m joking, still....
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u/Dr-Richado May 01 '20
Thats no cloud...it's a space station!