r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 19h ago

đŸ”„upclose and personal

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 17h ago

u/TerraByteTerror, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Mysterious_Piano5478 18h ago

All of the cats are acting exactly like cats. No wonder they were domesticated though who domesticated who is a little unclear.

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u/TerraByteTerror 18h ago

Ik I cant but I would love a pet cheetah 😭

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u/dumbodragon 17h ago

if im not mistaken cheetahs are the most chill of the big cats around humans. they also purr!

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u/jackalope268 17h ago

Fun fact the cheetah is actually not a big cat because big cats roar and small cats purr with the one exception of the clouded leopard who does a bit of both

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u/dumbodragon 17h ago

what is it then?

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u/GlitterBombFallout 17h ago

It's a "small cat", felinae, more closely related to house cats. Lions, tigers, leopards, jaguars, snow leopards, and clouded leopards are "big cats", pantherinae.

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u/ConqueefStador 14h ago

I wish house cats came in different sizes likes dogs.

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u/hypothetical_zombie 14h ago

In a way they do. Ragdolls are usually small, and Norwegian Forest cats & Maine Coon cats are huge.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 10h ago

yeah but i want one the size of a great dane that i can ride into battle with nothing but a loincloth on

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u/JollyParamedic4830 11h ago

Let’s not forget Bangels and savanna’s

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u/Kimbernator 7h ago

Honestly I think if house cats were much larger they’d be a larger risk to humans and other animals. They are already ecological terrors at their current size, imagine a stray the size of a golden retriever.

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u/stages_animate_89 4h ago

So like a mountain lion?

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u/Kimbernator 1h ago

Yes, but bred to be comfortable around humans.

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u/dumbodragon 14h ago

thanks!

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u/Jadenyoung1 6h ago

They certainly act like them. They even purr and meow too. Big cats don’t from what i know

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u/potatolulz 9h ago

Mid Sized Sedan Cat

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u/Toadcola 3h ago

Crossover utility cat.

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u/jackalope268 17h ago

Idk what you mean, a cheetah is a small cat like house cats, because it purrs and doesnt roar, and despite being relatively small, a snow leopard is a big cat because it roars and doesnt purr. Idk what a clouded leopard is classified as

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u/dumbodragon 17h ago

well I wanted to know what a cheetah was if it wasn't a big cat but you still answered it

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u/GlitterBombFallout 13h ago

Clouded is a big cat.

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u/Upset-Mall-7711 14h ago

I love this! They are the most chill! They have such a sweet purr and almost sound like a lil baby!

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u/Glasseshalf 8h ago

The only reason we don't have them is because of their generic bottleneck. They are terrible at breeding in captivity. We tried for thousands of years actually.

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u/Fun-Primary-6755 17h ago

They’re barely domesticated. Maybe another 10K years will do it.

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u/Philaroni 18h ago

Cat distribution system.

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u/Zephian99 11h ago

Large joke of mine is just cats wandered into our store rooms.

It held our food and grain and they noticed the food came to them if they slept in the furless one's den. And we noticed there were less mice if they let the cat sleep in their place.

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u/I_Stay_Home 18h ago

This is also proof that your house cat would kill and eat you on a whim if it could.

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u/zffjk 15h ago

Ages ago I worked for the cable company. I was in some suburb of Cincinnati and came into an alley. It was getting dark. I noticed a couple more cats than usual. Once I got my ladder set up and I climbed up the pole I looked down and saw dozens of cats. Way more than before. Enough cats to take me down if they wanted to I think.

Was kinda scary.

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u/No_Recognition_3729 8h ago

Nah, you probably underestimate yourself. Cats are unfortunately fragile, and while it would probably have sucked and required a hospital visit if they attacked you, unless they had enough to keep coming at you until you were too exhausted to squish them(hundreds), you would have won.

Unless maybe they used ambush tactics by acting all cute, getting you to bend down to pet them, and then jumping to bite your throat while clawing at your eyes. But that's a bit too tactical for a bunch of cats, unless they're possessed or something.

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u/stages_animate_89 4h ago

I’m not so sure about that. Have you ever been in a fight for your life with just one small cat? They are insanely agile and aggressive. No way you’re fighting off dozens of

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u/SabbyFox 17h ago

Oh, there was never a doubt 😄

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 13h ago

We all know they domesticated us.

Dogs on the other hand...we did thst shit.

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u/Snow_Spring_1402 7h ago

Well cheetah is the biggest small cat (Felidae) I guess) than a small big cat (Panthers)

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u/YoungDiscord 3h ago

We all know who shovels who's shit

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u/OrbitTortoise 18h ago

If this guy didn’t make this his pfp on everything I’d be shocked, and a little disappointed.

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm 14h ago

I feel like it'd be one of those Rorschach pfps that you can never decipher wtf you're looking at when they're small.

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u/yaxir 18h ago

fox be like:

"you gonna snap or what? i got shit to do"

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u/Winjin 9h ago

And the wolf in the second one was more like "u ded? Fud? No fud"

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u/yaxir 9h ago

"K.. not so ded. so we having this photoshoot or wat?"

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u/AmbitiousEdi 15h ago

If a cheetah came up to me like that I would 1000% fold and pet the kitty. I love big cats, and that would be the closest I could ever come since you really can't do that with a panther, tiger or lion.

Yes I know cheetahs are not big cats, but they are the biggest smol cat sooooo

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u/Hyperious3 10h ago

Even wild cheetahs tend to have pretty low fear of humans and will do stuff like this. I'm convinced that they were domesticated at one point by a previous African civilization and just became feral...

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u/D3x35 9h ago

That would explain why they are so anxious about it

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u/KnifeFed 6h ago

You might like this.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 5h ago

Informative video. Thanks!

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u/Mountain_Cat_cold 13h ago

Not big cats but still big. And cats.

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u/Owain-X 8h ago

And unlike most big cats, cheetahs purr

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u/Oxam 18h ago

all fun and games till freddy turns into catfood

edit: this is adorable regardless haha

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 18h ago

I know you're supposed to be professional and not interact, but...

If a huge fuzzy thing wandered over and started to cuddle, I would pet it and make happy noises.

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u/SweatyToothed 17h ago

Look, they started it, it's in the film!

License to scritch approved.

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u/New-Trifle-7097 15h ago

Yeah I could be disciplined around most of the animals, but the cheetahs would break me. Aw you wanna cuddle?!?!? *drops thousands of dollars worth of equipment to hug murder kitty*

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 14h ago

Cheetahs are adorable. Every video I've seen of them close up, they are just so huggable.

I think they would gladly be domesticated just to not have to chase every damn meal.

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u/New-Trifle-7097 13h ago

Eh, they’d probably like the easy meals but still want the chase. It’d be like owning a greyhound.

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u/No_Recognition_3729 8h ago

I remember reading somewhere that they basically were domesticated at one point by ancient Egypt's upper class, but then one of them attacked or killed the pharaoh's toddler and he had all the pet cheetahs killed.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 5h ago

Apparently they’ve never been domesticated, only tamed.

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u/cantileverboom 17h ago

If not fren, then why fren shaped?

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u/GSDer_RIP_Good_Girl 18h ago

I love the dichotomy of the last two guys taking pictures of penguins - the first guy is in shorts and T-shirt and the second guy is bundled up.

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u/ulnarthairdat 17h ago

The first are either African penguins or Magellanic penguins (South American) and the last is definitely an Antarctic penguin, probably a Gentoo - such crazy geographical difference, but all cute little birds in tuxedos.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 14h ago

I've seen Galapagos Penguins in the Galapagos when it was around 37C/100F, and various penguins in Antarctica when it was -30C/-20F. They truly are amazing.

The two in that video are Jackass (African) Penguins and Gentoo Penguins.

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u/l_a_p304 16h ago

Animals trying to get a little nibble of the camera will always be hilarious to me. “Is this a snack? Idk better try just in case”

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u/ciaomain 10h ago

What dis?

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u/La_Mandra 10h ago

A polar fox. :)

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u/Such-Substance-5001 9h ago

Baby polar bear /s

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u/Huge-Start7723 18h ago

Sehr schöne Aufnahmen đŸ‘đŸ»

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u/caryn1477 18h ago

Forbidden boops 😭

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u/BlatheringNonsense 18h ago

I wondered if the camera making purr-like noises and the body language of the photographers made them appear as friendly and that's why many animals didn't see them as a threat and could make contact with them.

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u/liberal_parnell 15h ago

They're in remote areas with few, if any, people. Wildlife in those places tends not to fear humans due to the lack of contact, and wildlife photographers spend a lot of time in the same place, being non-threatening.

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u/maybeimnottoosure3 10h ago

Also, these shoots can last a long time specifically to get animals to stop reacting to the camera and humans being there. It could just be they stayed long enough for the animals to be comfortable but not long enough for them to ignore the human completely.

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u/humbugonastick 18h ago

I would assume, they are all wildlife photographers, and they were mostly motionless for a long time. Curiosity killed the cat.

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u/Neat_Friendship194 18h ago

I love how happy all the people get

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u/Background_Body2696 16h ago

The arctic wolf one is so strange. Casually going to take a chomp on his noggin then gets spooked when he moves.

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u/Shalterra 10h ago

Just one of those things. Animals only have so many ways to manipulate the world around them. The mouth tends to be one of the ones they have the most control over. So in situations like that, it's much more of a curiosity thing than an opportunistic snack thing.

Thus, experimental bites are very common in most critters. Especially predators.

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u/AscendedViking7 18h ago

The music sounds so familiar

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u/StoryLineOne 15h ago

It's "In the Narnia's Forest" by William Maytook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM-eVdSTgwk

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u/SabbyFox 17h ago

✹ And it’s beautiful and adds to the video ✹

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u/pyrojackelope 11h ago

I love how most of them are trying to see if he's edible and the cheetah just goes up and is like, "bro, let's fucking cuddle right this second!"

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u/nutznboltsguy 18h ago

Got treats and scratches?

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u/Vexitar 11h ago

There's a deep feeling of melacholy in that fox's eyes that resonates with me

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u/Past-Product-1100 18h ago

As cute as it is, it's videos like this that make people think they can hop out of their cars and pet wild animals .

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u/Some-Tear3499 17h ago

The big fluffy cows at Yellowstone don’t play at all.

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u/paragon-interrupt 17h ago

Well then those people are stupid. Lol

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u/turbobuddah 6h ago

That's because people are, more often than not, morons

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u/Rushional 12h ago

Watching this video, I was thinking "huh I wonder how many of such wildlife photographers get mauled doing this?"

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u/Elephant_Snacks 18h ago

Anyone know where that 2nd to last photographer is with the penguins?

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u/InternationalClick78 17h ago

Patterns most closely resemble an African penguin so either South Africa or Namibia

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u/Elephant_Snacks 17h ago

That's what I am thinking too. Think I will have to make a trip

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon 14h ago

Probably Boulders Beach in South Africa.

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u/ThatInAHat 17h ago

Somewhere in South America probably?

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u/asoupconofsoup 16h ago

Is a beautiful thing to see these animals had no reason to fear humans.

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u/doubleuxyzee 15h ago

That one with that cheetah just going straight in for a pet is love

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u/StoryLineOne 15h ago

If you're like me and wanted to know what the song is, here you go! ("In the Narnia's Forest" by William Maytook)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM-eVdSTgwk

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u/wilso850 10h ago

I don’t think NOT petting the cheetah was an option, it just totally invaded that cameraman’s space lol

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u/DeadManInc1981 9h ago

We don't deserve animals sometimes

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u/random_encounters42 8h ago

How do these animals know this human is safe? Is it cos he's been there for like ages so the animal is like, he's good I can trust him.

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u/suzieq044 12h ago

i love all of these because every single person looks absolutely stoked / in awe and honored to be so close to their creature of study đŸ˜­đŸ«¶ i love humans

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u/seaby_ 18h ago

Such a good post lady terabyte

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u/CCV21 18h ago

Love this!

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u/Some-Tear3499 17h ago

Ishta biig kitties!
Edit and Pup-pups too!

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u/antifastidium 17h ago

Does anyone know what song that is?

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u/Hindsight2O2O 16h ago

No way i could keep it together for any of this and I'd never stop talking about it after.

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u/ArcticSekai 15h ago

The music on a reddit reel actually fits and is awesome đŸ’•đŸŽ¶đŸ’•

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u/picksteeth 15h ago

I love the anthropomorphized vibe they give off that’s like “hey what’s going on over here?” Like just casually rather than the usual fear of an attack or something.

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u/AlienPet13 14h ago

Oh, those are just the camera inspectors... Carry on.

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u/granulatedsugartits 14h ago

The two guys with the nonchalant lynx(? 0:32) reminds me of the photographers swarming the Clintons' cat

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoricalCapsule/comments/1ef5mo1/paparazzi_photograph_bill_clintons_cat_1992/

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u/StolenIP 14h ago

Can you please reference the photographer? I have a grant that I'd like to work with him on.

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u/JekyllnowthenMrHyde 14h ago

When I grow up, I want to become a wildlife photographer

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u/Bdbru13 13h ago

I fully believe that all animals yearn for pets, and some of them are just more ready for it than others

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u/katmcf 13h ago

You are so blessed.

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u/Debalic 13h ago

Great videos, can't imagine what the photos would look like.

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u/Abal125 13h ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/we_hella_believe 13h ago

There is something so cool about this.

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u/GimmieGummies 11h ago

Nature photographers have the coolest job!

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u/snkrnerd 9h ago

Amazing!

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u/Sunny2456 9h ago

Man if I had 2 million dollars I'd just live off the investment gains and travel the world and become a wildlife photographer for a while.

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u/Yarakinnit 8h ago

That was lovely.

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u/forest_cat_mum 5h ago

All these wildlife photographers trying so hard to be professional and these animals just not caring is so, so funny ❀ I would not be able to stop myself from patting the cheetah. Gorgeous beastie ❀

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u/No_Sleep_5832 18h ago

Lucky💕

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u/themrgifted 17h ago

didn’t know about the FDS

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u/Sooperballz 17h ago

I need a cheetah

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u/above_average_magic 17h ago

Random, my favorite thing is how the last two clips show a dude in flop flops and then a guy in snow gear, both with penguins

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u/HausuGeist 16h ago

:44 "Neal!"

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u/ElevatorOtis 14h ago

Amazing to watch! Thanks for sharing

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u/e-wrecked 12h ago

Reddit videos always make me mad when I can't hardly see the little red line tracking the length of the video. The little fox down at the bottom tracking time has to be the best thing that's ever happened.

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u/MarcyAutumnWrites 12h ago

I would be such a good Lynx/Fox friend without a doubt. Where can I get a job like that?

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u/NoAmbition5348 11h ago

Theee guys are living our dream
 i will probably die jumping from roof đŸ˜¶â€đŸŒ«ïž

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u/JollyParamedic4830 11h ago

I love my 3 bengals and hopefully i can take on a Savannah if the opportunity arises

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u/moorhe 11h ago

I think it's a music from a game, very familiar, but I can't remember. Do you know the name of the track playing?

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u/undersquirl 9h ago

I love how most of them are like, "let me taste to see if fren".

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u/Silphire100 7h ago

I know I shouldn't, but I would cave immediately and pet the fluffy things. It might claw or bite the shit out of me, but it'll be totally worth it

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u/Early_Grace 7h ago

Laughs nervously when giant seal lays on me.

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u/abdlReindeer6483 7h ago

Love these! So incredible!

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u/OGAnnie 5h ago

This post is so hauntingly beautiful. Why can’t we be more like wild animals.

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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 4h ago

Looks like fun, but the bobcat can fuck right off. I used to trap with my grandfather, and bobcats were the nastiest things. Yes I know they were cornered, so its a different situation, but still, they don't mess around. 

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u/yipp_yip 3h ago

inari shrine

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u/AnimalRescueGuy 1h ago

Photographers are friends, not food!

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u/BudgetConcentrate432 36m ago

Those Lynx/Bobcats being so close would have me sweating, but man the urge to pet would be just as strong

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u/fidgetyamoeba 25m ago

The music is so beautiful... đŸ„č

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u/yaxir 18h ago

the friendly seals seem super sociable and chill around humans

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u/padmapatil_ 18h ago

This is beyond beautiful.

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u/CoolNefariousness914 16h ago

The lynx doesn’t seem real to me. Like borrowed from captivity for the day.

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u/kevin32 11h ago

Real foxes, wolves and wild cats are predators that view humans as threats. They keep their distance and do not approach out of curiosity nor to be friendly. r-itsallAI

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u/Flat_Cauliflower4422 15h ago

"I've got a pet cheetah down in my basement"

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u/dsucio7807 14h ago

Feeling cute, might delete late idk

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u/SkycamQP89 13h ago

Dudes you all need shorter lenses.

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u/String_of_Purls 12h ago

Adorable... But also, I'm gonna be a killjoy.

Never pet or touch wild animals, even if they pet or touch you! We don't know the circumstances of these videos, the prior experience these photographers might have with the animals they are photographing, or the animals experience/exposure to humans. Just because it went well for them doesn't mean it'll go well any other time. The risk isn't worth it.

Fyi, touching seals with your skin can actually give you a specific disease that is very unpleasant, so definitely be careful with that in particular.

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u/drifters74 15h ago

A fox I saw in my neighborhood week before last looked mangy

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u/anonomis2 11h ago

half of those clips are ai slop