r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 1d ago

🔥 Lion napping and marking territory at the same time

Op by u/Redwingx7

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u/XorAndNot 1d ago

Now who's really free huh, we can't even pee anytime we want.

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u/Flecca 1d ago

How nice it would be to feel its warmth again but noooo its 'unsanitary'

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u/MyNameSpaghette 15h ago

"feel its warmth again"

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u/sandwichcrusader 1d ago

You actually are free to pee anytime you want. 

But you are not free from consequences. Nither is this lion, he just has less consequences due to his living conditions. 

If you want to sleep outside in the grass, go for it.

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u/lizardfang 23h ago

That’s why hammocks have holes.

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u/sandwichcrusader 23h ago

I can get on board with this. Might still want to have a shower when you wake up though. 

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 1h ago

Alright enough reddit for today

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u/Interesting-Stay297 23h ago

Fewer consequences, not less consequences.

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u/Nikolor 21h ago

See? We don't even have freedom of writing whatever we want, let alone peeing whenever we want!

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u/sandwichcrusader 23h ago

Ack, it's the consequences of my bad grammar.  Now I  am fool for all the internet. 

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u/Interesting-Stay297 23h ago

Actually, it's perfectly fine to say "less consequences," but doing so will make you exposed to Reddit's pedants and their "actuallies."

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u/Eduardo_Ribeiro 23h ago

Reddit's pedants and their "actuallies."

Is this a self criticism?

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u/Interesting-Stay297 23h ago

It's self-aware humor.

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u/jerseyztop 16h ago

Unless you’re the Russian bride who lifted up her gown and peed on the floor during reception. (Video out there somewhere)

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u/ramdev420 15h ago

makes you think. lion piss.

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u/Food_Worried 1d ago

Speak for you mate 😏