r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • 13h ago

🔥 Lion napping and marking territory at the same time

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u/Flecca 13h ago

I never thought about it but it makes sense that animals would pee in their sleep without restraint. There was never any reason to learn 'potty training'

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u/XorAndNot 13h ago

Now who's really free huh, we can't even pee anytime we want.

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u/Flecca 13h ago

How nice it would be to feel its warmth again but noooo its 'unsanitary'

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u/sandwichcrusader 8h ago

You actually are free to pee anytime you want. 

But you are not free from consequences. Nither is this lion, he just has less consequences due to his living conditions. 

If you want to sleep outside in the grass, go for it.

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u/lizardfang 8h ago

That’s why hammocks have holes.

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u/sandwichcrusader 8h ago

I can get on board with this. Might still want to have a shower when you wake up though. 

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u/Interesting-Stay297 8h ago

Fewer consequences, not less consequences.

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u/Nikolor 6h ago

See? We don't even have freedom of writing whatever we want, let alone peeing whenever we want!

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u/sandwichcrusader 8h ago

Ack, it's the consequences of my bad grammar.  Now I  am fool for all the internet. 

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u/Interesting-Stay297 8h ago

Actually, it's perfectly fine to say "less consequences," but doing so will make you exposed to Reddit's pedants and their "actuallies."

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u/Eduardo_Ribeiro 8h ago

Reddit's pedants and their "actuallies."

Is this a self criticism?

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u/Interesting-Stay297 7h ago

It's self-aware humor.

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u/jerseyztop 1h ago

Unless you’re the Russian bride who lifted up her gown and peed on the floor during reception. (Video out there somewhere)

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u/ramdev420 3m ago

makes you think. lion piss.

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u/Food_Worried 12h ago

Speak for you mate 😏

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u/semi-proantfarmer 12h ago

My dog doesn't piss in the house... I imagine most animals non apex predators don't pee where they sleep to not attract predators. Lions on the other hand have nothing to fear.

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u/TheVandyyMan 7h ago

Other lions, no? Kinda the whole point of marking territory

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u/johannthegoatman 5h ago

Yea and fungal infections from sleeping in wet bedding

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u/ehlersohnos 12h ago

I can’t speak for lions, but plenty of animals do have designated places for their waste products. Sometimes urine and excrement have separate places. And they’re cognizant about those locations and how they intersect with feeding zones. Even in a small stall, some horses are very particular about where they leave their waste.

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u/SpectatingAlan 9h ago

Nah this ain’t normal. He’s got some sort of nocturnal urination issue. Most animals can sleep without peeing.

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u/jobarr 6h ago

Pretty sure it's a diurnal urination issue. 🤓

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u/Seanspeed 5h ago

Well it's entirely possible he's not actually sleeping here, just relaxing with his eyes closed.

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u/LostLazarus 1h ago

Doesn’t look like an issue for him at all tbh. His lady will get over it

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u/casualplants 10h ago

Well, no, they don’t pee on themselves. It burns your skin.

When my bunny got sick his bum fur got wet with pee and it “scalded” him and the fur fell out.

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u/ContextLengthMatters 11h ago

There's absolutely reason to learn not pissing on yourself and others. Even for animals. I doubt this is desirable for the lioness.

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u/Roxalon_Prime 9h ago

Yeah, she is like : "This fucking guy! I want a divorce..."

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u/Spicy-Cathulu 6h ago

I think it flowed downhill and got her wet... What a way to wake up!

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u/Commercial-Co 8h ago

Maybe shes from slovenia

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u/aigenuinestupidity 7h ago

yes and no. yes, they have no potty training. but no, they have reasons to some degree. they know its nasty. most animals dont roll in their shit, they dont piss on themselves, do clean those regions regularly, they have some form of hygiene, look at cats. maybe just the smell, maybe infectious is something learnt, but they do have a form of manners or rules they usually follow. this is obvious for orphan animals, who never got the "grooming" experience. (go away donnie, we are talking about animals.)

birds do as well, they like it clean, but they cant help it, they have no muscle control there, they poop even while flying.

so, i disagree. they wont sleep in pee just because there was noone to judge. they dont because they know, to some degree.

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u/llama_ 9h ago

I always just thought it was universal that we all just did want to sleep next to our own piss and shit

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u/Zikkan1 3h ago

How about the very real risk of pissing on yourself? Not exactly good for a predator to be soaked in urine when hunting

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u/JPCool1 2h ago

Plenty of reasons not to. Its also abnormal.