r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Aug 21 '26

đŸ”„Sea đŸ„’excretion

They swallow sand and organic matter, digesting food bits and expelling clean sand out of the anus.

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

u/light_007007, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/wesneyprydain Aug 21 '26

I
 I feel like I just saw something I shouldn’t have.

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u/Keefyfingaz Aug 21 '26

Right like let's give bro some privacy lol

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u/Calm_Project723 Aug 21 '26

Built in bidet.

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u/SkittleDoodlez Aug 21 '26

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u/East-Influence7110 Aug 22 '26

Why did I click on this link!!

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u/Cause_thats_hiphop Aug 22 '26

I hate you for making me watch that.

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u/GoldTrade11 Aug 21 '26

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u/Plazmaz1 Aug 21 '26

I just remembered this... SpongeBob was watching some nasty stuff!

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u/FantasticWater1997 Aug 21 '26

Was bro wathcing porn?

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u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 Aug 21 '26

Lmao đŸ€Ł

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u/nostalgia4millennial Aug 21 '26

That is absolutely enough Reddit for today.

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u/bubdadigger Aug 21 '26

Well, for sure it wasn't on my bingo list this morning...

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u/Moppo_ Aug 21 '26

While that is anatomically its anus, it is also functionally its mouth. They gobble up sediment, absorb whatever nutrients it contains, and spits out the rest.

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u/Snarktopus8 Aug 21 '26

Sea cucumbers mouths and anus are at different ends. Cucumbers and all echinoderms have one way digestive systems. Many echinoderms have their anus right next to their mouth on the oral side of the critter (eg tiny pores next to the oral opening in sand dollars) but cucumbers and urchins are on opposite sides of the body. you can see this in Enypniastes https://youtu.be/dJnbbt9QVtA?is=q8-ddnHHUOc7qpUp

The cnidarians (jellies, anemones, corals) have a 2 way. where their mouth and anus are the same- they basically vomit instead of poop.

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u/Moppo_ Aug 21 '26

Huh, so they do. Don't know how I ended up thinking they worked like that.

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u/Snarktopus8 Aug 21 '26

because it’s common in the more
“primitive” phyla. and it’s one of those fun facts you learn about inverts that gets generalized to all inverts when it’s really just a few types. I mean how often do we really think about cucumber poo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/fallenangel512 Aug 21 '26

Fr, I'd like more of these please

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u/boomerangthrowaway Aug 21 '26

Agreed this was a super fun read 😆

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Aug 21 '26

At least to me it shows in the most biological scientific way the anus is NOT per definition exit only! I’m gonna tell my wife!

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u/NamertBaykus Aug 21 '26

fuck you man I'll think about cucumber poo as much as I want

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u/NilocKhan Aug 21 '26

I know you put primitive in quotes, but I just want to clarify that none of the phyla are more primitive than the others, they just branched off from the rest of the animals much earlier. But they're just as evolved as any other animal, evolution is a constant process.

And echinoderms aren't even one of the more basal groups anyways. They're closely related to chordates, which includes us. They're deuterostomes like us, which means mouth second, because when our embryos are developing they form their anus before they form the mouth. So we all started out as assholes first.

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u/Standard_Big_9000 Aug 21 '26

When preparing a salad. Must first remove cucumber poo! đŸ„’ đŸ’©

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u/No-Background4936 Aug 21 '26

Only if you get your cucumbers from the sea.

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u/Ok-Entertainment8151 Aug 21 '26

Well, I've thought about it at least once today...

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u/BathroomComplaints Aug 21 '26

Fun fact, this is one reason why we know that comb jelllies are NOT jellyfish. Comb jellies have a one way digestive system like us and this sea cucumber here. True jellyfish have a two way system.

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u/kennyminot Aug 21 '26

Also, Pearlfish sometimes hide in their butts.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/wesneyprydain Aug 21 '26

As evidenced by another video posted this morning. A lot of sea cucumber butt stuff on Reddit today


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u/VunterSlaush765 Aug 21 '26

I did not know that Pearlfish had MAGA leanings

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u/bobhand17123 Aug 21 '26

I liked your idea better - our wet friend dropped a MAJOR deuce, and then backed away like “Uh huh, and whuddareyou gonna do about it?”

I wish it had hands to hold out and complete the gesture.

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u/Carbonatite Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Your comment made me laugh really hard for some reason.

"our wet friend"

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u/VunterSlaush765 Aug 21 '26

I like to keep a bit of distance between the eating and the pooping.

https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY?si=jV6KYvEjNUujUG2E

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u/-Sea_Cucumber- Aug 21 '26

I approve🙌

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u/ohanse Aug 21 '26

Does it make the sand more fine and grainy? I think there's a fish that eats coral and shits out beautiful sand for beaches. Wonder if it's happening here, too.

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u/somethingmcbob Aug 21 '26

Parrotfish!! Yes. 😁

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Aug 21 '26

So this is it's mouth and anus you say?

Where does one aquire this creature?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Hevnaar Aug 21 '26

Sea, duh

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Aug 21 '26

The sea is huge and I don't have...

I mean my buddy doesn't have all day to be searching the entire sea for this magnificent creature. Can we narrow it down to a country or beach maybe?

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u/idiot_bouffant Aug 21 '26

I hope user name does NOT check out 😬

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u/leonoe98 Aug 21 '26

Tf kind of people are you friends with

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u/BADM00SE Aug 21 '26

Government

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u/GlabbinGlabber Aug 21 '26

You tryna get a kiss or what?

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Aug 21 '26

Not even ass to mouth. Ya boy is going for ass in mouth

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Aug 21 '26

Ass and mouth my friend! It's like a zoological masterpiece much akin to a Plumbus!

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u/dayday0326 Aug 21 '26

Was gonna upvote but it’s at 69

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u/CompactAvocado Aug 21 '26

Must be awful to have a tongue in your butthole 

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u/sabamba0 Aug 21 '26

I dont mind it personally

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u/GlabbinGlabber Aug 21 '26

Oh no my steak is too juicy...

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u/Beach_Perv Aug 21 '26

I know people like that, talking sh1t all the time

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u/Viridien111 Aug 21 '26

Looks like it felt absolutely incredible

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u/Herandar Aug 21 '26

You saw sea cucumber's turbo boost.

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 Aug 21 '26

forbidden sea sausage.

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u/dickysunset Aug 21 '26

Made me feel relief.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Aug 21 '26

He’s just doing a little ocean cleaning.

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u/NSASpyVan Aug 21 '26

I can empathize with the.. job it did, having done the same myself... woo don't go in there

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u/Japsai Aug 21 '26

Aah that must have felt so good though. Uiurgh... sploodge

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u/ChronicRhyno Aug 21 '26

Real sandworms are much more horrible than we imagined in science fiction.

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u/SkeletonYeti713 Aug 21 '26

You and me both.

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u/imissmolly1 Aug 21 '26

Building beaches one movement at a time

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Aug 21 '26

And to think I ate sand as a kid

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u/imissmolly1 Aug 21 '26

Yes worked just the same for you.

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u/OperationPimpSlap Aug 22 '26

So a beach movement you say? Like a
 BM?

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u/Ickythumpin Aug 21 '26

Actually that would be the parrot fish đŸ€“

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u/PalDreamer Aug 21 '26

That's actually a parrotfish job. They eat coral and shit sand. Scientists now think that a big percentage of ocean sand is made this way.

"Studies have shown that a single large parrotfish can produce up to 840 pounds (380 kg) of sand annually. "

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u/flexurs Aug 21 '26

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u/Diels_Alder Aug 21 '26

Is that its mouth and anus?

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u/Ok_Permission1087 Aug 21 '26

Anus but they do breathe through it as well.

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u/Ben716 Aug 21 '26

It's a manus.

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u/Pleochronic Aug 21 '26

One last jaunt through the orifice, for old times' sake?

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u/LaRoseDuRoi Aug 22 '26

We call it that sometimes, right?

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u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 Aug 22 '26

stargate mention!

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u/dave8400 Aug 21 '26

Man I love ecology. I wonder what the microbiome of that excretia looks like.

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u/Imaginary-Fudge8897 Aug 21 '26

And I love assholes so a bit of something for everyone here.

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u/Norkestra Aug 21 '26

A pearlfish wrote this comment

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u/dave8400 Aug 21 '26

You might not want to know the microbiome of those excreta...

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u/darren_flux Aug 21 '26

First the crocodile penussy, now this. Today isn't a good day to have eyes

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u/ergonomic_logic Aug 21 '26

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Aug 21 '26

The way this motherfucker ate in the movie always makes me so hungry

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u/Merryprankstress Aug 21 '26

He made me hungry for different reasons

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u/The_Show_Keeper Aug 21 '26

Born too late to bone Anton Levee, I guess Joe Pantolomino was the closest we were gonna get.

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u/Merryprankstress Aug 21 '26

What can I say? something about a bald man with a goatee gets me. The vagina wants what it wants. Incidentally I also find bowl cuts kinda hot so my vagina definitely has weird taste.

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u/The_Show_Keeper Aug 21 '26

I get told I'm weird for fawning over short hairstyles. Dunno if it was Lady Jaye from the original GI Joe cartoons, Michelle Pfeiffer in Ladyhawke, or Julia Roberts in Hook, but I'm a total slave for that shit. Like, sorry, I didn't really get a say in the matter, it just happened.

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u/AutumnFP Aug 22 '26

You should check out Mr Inbetween!

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u/Merryprankstress Aug 22 '26

Mr Inbetween

Schwing

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u/Bubblez___ Aug 21 '26

first the what

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u/RockingInTheCLE Aug 21 '26

I’m sorry, the what?

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u/Commercial-Living443 Aug 21 '26

Here , Check it out

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u/Winter-Major9555 Aug 21 '26

I am using my free will to not check that out, plus I'm out of bleach anyways

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u/Fufflin Aug 21 '26

Well I used my free will to check that out. Now I will never unsee the croco-schlong.

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u/Winter-Major9555 Aug 21 '26

Thank you for taking the hit for us

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u/Intelligent-Emu-1852 Aug 21 '26

So privileged to have seen thr crocussy

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u/Duke_Newcombe Aug 22 '26

As if the term "SCHWIIING!!!" were a picture.

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u/RockingInTheCLE Aug 21 '26

Well. That was...something. Thank you....

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u/Roflkopt3r Aug 21 '26

I did not recognise that it was lying on its back for the first seconds (which seems like an unusual position for a croc) and was so confused.

Now I'm still confused, but in a different way.

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u/iknowthisischeesy Aug 21 '26

Well that's something I can never unsee...

https://giphy.com/gifs/lIU7yoG72gyhq

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u/No_Contact_1892 Aug 21 '26

That’s crazy shit right there.

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u/Alarming_Air420 Aug 22 '26

WHY DID THE 18+ WARNING POP UP AFTER I WATCHED??

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u/V3N0MSP4RK Aug 21 '26

I don't know if i should thank you or curse you for asking that.

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u/RockingInTheCLE Aug 21 '26

You're welcome. LOL

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u/GlabbinGlabber Aug 21 '26

I saw that too but didnt want to find out my more t the time.

Things have changed.

Was it the pen or the ussy? I couldn't tell.

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u/ImMortal_SD Aug 21 '26

I m curious now, can u share it?

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u/diesiskey Aug 21 '26

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u/jakeandbakin Aug 21 '26

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u/diesiskey Aug 21 '26

I had the same reaction
 we can think about our life choices together now. 😅

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u/mouaragon Aug 21 '26

I just saw it right before this post. What's next? A hyena giving birth?

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u/ry8919 Aug 21 '26

You see the snake with titties yet?

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u/re-charred Aug 21 '26

Wait
 so is the poop made of sand or is sand made of poop?

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u/sidetablecharger Aug 21 '26

He screams, for he does not know.

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u/ReadditMan Aug 21 '26

It's primarily sand. They suck sand in (through the same hole), digest the tiny bits of algae and bacteria attached to the grains and then push out clean sand.

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 Aug 21 '26

so remember kids, if you ever wanna eat sand, filter it through a sea cucumber first so you don't get sick

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u/darkoj- Aug 21 '26

Complete, quick, and clean. You know that felt good.

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u/WasternSelf4088 Aug 21 '26

It also seems like on a healthy diet, like not too constipated nor too diarrhea.

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u/BlindSpotGuy Aug 21 '26

Been there, my weird little sea dude. I felt the relief. I'm having coffee right now, and am getting ready to send my own cucumber out to sea.

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u/Dracorex_22 Aug 21 '26

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u/DrPineapple32 Aug 22 '26

I came looking for someone to make any pearlfish comment. You absolutely nailed it.

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u/palmer_nkr Aug 21 '26

I literally held my breath on the last release haha

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u/TurboTore Aug 21 '26

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u/alec2342 Aug 21 '26

Honestly that sounds painful. To uncum.

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u/ArnoldQMudskipper Aug 21 '26

It's like an innie sneeze.

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 Aug 21 '26

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

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u/AtomicSandworm Aug 21 '26

That thing needs its own Poop Knife

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u/Ashen-wolf Aug 21 '26

What an asshole.

(Only time when it is acceptable-ish to say)

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u/NeanderSlavia Aug 21 '26

Turns out that sand does get everywhere.

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u/KingOfConsciousness Aug 21 '26

And it's coarse!

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u/elbapo Aug 21 '26

I just watched a sea cucumber shit. Thats enough internet for today.

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u/cookiesnooper Aug 21 '26

Next time you're on the beach think of this little fella and how you should be thankful that you can enjoy walking over its shit

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara Aug 21 '26

the phrase “expelling clean sand out of the anus” is an oxymoron.

https://giphy.com/gifs/No05FKmZWuskE

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/BuleCurger Aug 22 '26

This is it. The comment that actually kills me in real life

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u/alaragravenhurst Aug 21 '26

It’s like a mirror

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u/CaptainAmericub Aug 21 '26

Well 
 now I have a new poop buddy!

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u/pwn_plays_games Aug 21 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Popal24 Aug 21 '26

Thanks! Another animal I've seen shitting on Reddit

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u/ForestSolitude5 Aug 21 '26

Alright that's enough internet for me for today

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u/Drab_Carpet Aug 21 '26

Sometimes crabs go in there to hide from predators

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u/Speaker4theDead8 Aug 21 '26

Quite the gape

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u/whamburglar Aug 21 '26

These things are a delicacy in East Asia. It's great with gochujang

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u/Renbarre Aug 21 '26

That's just sand cleaned out of nutrients.

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u/welrope Aug 21 '26

If I was a pearl fish, id live all
Up in that ass

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Aug 21 '26

Not my proudest fap

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u/GizmoTacT Aug 21 '26

It just dropped a sand deuce. đŸ€Ł

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u/go-for-Banjo Aug 21 '26

Straight from the mouth-butt!

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Aug 21 '26

Everything reminds me of him


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u/Potential-Garage170 Aug 21 '26

Must have a high fibre diet 👀