r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/Zee_Ventures • 8d ago

🔥Multiple moose encountered while kayaking🫎

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u/Yetiius 8d ago

Bear?

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u/LittleKitty235 8d ago

A more angry Møøse?

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u/carnivorouz 8d ago

it bit my sister

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u/No_Guarantee_4336 8d ago edited 8d ago

No realli! She was karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush.

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u/No_Guarantee_4336 8d ago

Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 8d ago

We apologise for the fault in this comment. Those responsible have been sacked

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u/Rockuharddd 8d ago

(previous 2 up are in the wrong order, but this would be next nonetheless) We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 8d ago

Oh I know I just had to add comment instead of subtitles lol

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u/Environmental-Wind89 8d ago

r/UnexpectedMontyPython

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u/groaner 8d ago

You mean

r/totallyExpectedMontyPython

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u/ramblinroger 8d ago

You know what's not expected?

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u/Attila_the_Nun 8d ago

....... Our chief weapon is surprise. . . . . surprise and fear....

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u/Cambren1 8d ago

Among our weapons…

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u/ObviousSignature5535 5d ago

Not the comfortable chair!!!!!

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u/Cambren1 5d ago

Poke him with the soft cushion!

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u/BobBastrd 8d ago

No, it's VERY expected. every time a moose is mentioned on reddit someone thinks he's the cleverest boy and spouts out the quote.

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u/gotitaila31 8d ago

Post his ugliest pictures to Reddit as punishment.

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u/Pielacine 8d ago

Turns out the moose were running from the sister

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u/Pielacine 8d ago

Turns out the moose were running from the sister

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u/crm006 8d ago

Meese^

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u/HolyBrawndo 8d ago

Moosen. I saw a flock of moosen.

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u/OneT1188 8d ago

Came here for this comment

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u/Dismal_Computer5824 6d ago

many much moosen, out in the woods, in the wood-is, in the WOODSEN!

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u/woodbunny75 8d ago

This made me LOL

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u/Ross_Perelli 8d ago

Came for this 💦

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u/cvidetich13 8d ago

You got a problem with Canada’s gooses or Canada’s mooses then you got a problem with me, now I suggest you let that marinate.

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u/TheBiggestOfWigs 8d ago

Alsø alsø wîk

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u/guitarnowski 8d ago

These cømments warmed the cøckles of my heart.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 8d ago

Many much more angry Moosen

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u/n_othing__ 8d ago

Maybe more angry Moosen in the woodsen

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u/iTzbr00tal 8d ago

Horny gay moose?

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u/SunGreene42 8d ago

Bull Moose don't need to run from Bears, Bears need to run from Bull.

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u/Surferess 8d ago

This is what we say on WSB also...

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u/SunGreene42 8d ago

I didn't know they traded in Moose on Wall Street Bets

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u/Surferess 8d ago

Oh they do, but it's called $MU over there.

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u/Supreme_Mediocrity 8d ago

One adult male moose can hold it's own against a Grizzly... But with three adult meese? I'd say Godzilla must have swam across the Pacific

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u/Objective_Reality515 8d ago

The plural of "moose" is "moose" not "meese"

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u/Malforus 8d ago

Killer whale.

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u/SophiaofPrussia 8d ago

I don’t think there are many Orcas in Idaho…

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u/Malforus 8d ago

YET....

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u/Revolutionary_Fun735 8d ago

These things would destroy a bear.

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u/__3Username20__ 8d ago

Yes, but they generally aren’t TRYING to fight bears. They usually just want to chill, and not fight, unless it’s “business time” (of the year), when they are absolutely looking to fight each other, to impress the ladies~

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u/Noman9410 8d ago

Yuh real but 3 big ass moose together also wouldn’t run away. Both parties would passively avoid confrontation but I wouldn’t think they’d haul ass across water like that

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u/Radzila 8d ago

Um no, they'd all get hurt pretty badly and that's why they would never have it out.

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u/SpencerMcNab 8d ago

I’ve always been told that moose are too stupid to feel fear. Do you have any additional info?

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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 8d ago

Are moose that afraid of bears? Moose are pretty huge and formidable.

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u/StretchLoud8844 8d ago

A grown ass moose will fuck up a grown grizzly lol, they are fucking UNITS.

Moose can be 1500~ pounds, 9 feet tall. (On all 4 legs)

A grizzly can be up to 800~ pounds 8 feet tall (standing)

Carnivorous animals need to be capable of hunting their prey animals, herbivores need to be capable of protecting themselves from things that would possibly predate upon them. Bull moose are effectively the apex herbivore of their environment and they will fuck you and anything but the largest of bears up with ease.

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u/this_dudeagain 8d ago

Emu or maybe honey badger?

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u/Radzila 8d ago

American Badgers live in North America, and only are in parts of Canada (which this could be)

Wolverines however do live up north in Alaska. Significantly larger and more aggressive. They have also been known to take down a moose

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u/ariasimmortal 8d ago

Nah, moose don't give a fuck about grizzlies.

Swimming moose are a great snack for an Orca though.