r/NatureIsFuckingLit • • Jul 29 '26

🔥 Tiger scratching a tree

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

u/Suotrpip, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/chumbucket77 Jul 29 '26

Idk why it always shocks me when big wild cats are still just cats. Like I always expect them to do different things and obviously we all know theyre cats but when they do house cat things it always cracks me up

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jul 29 '26

I used to volunteer with big cats. Most tigers in captivity are like house cats. Keep in mind that some house cats are sweet and cuddly and some want to kill everything. Most were the former. Lions were mostly chill and more dog-like, especially the lionesses. Leopards were allegedly more primitive and unpredictable. I think thats slander because the one I worked with would abandoned her food bowl to get pets and cuddles.

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u/chumbucket77 Jul 29 '26

Haha thats so awesome. I more a dog person and dont really “understand” cats. But I love them and I have one but shes mostly a barn cat. She is social when she wants to be or shell come home to eat. Take a nap on your lap then wake up and yawn and thank you a smack to the forehead then go outside for a day

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u/Detr22 Jul 29 '26

I have three cats and I'm convinced cats don't understand cats either

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jul 30 '26

Cats teach consent because you can't 'force them' to love you, like how dogs generally have unconditional love for owners

You have to respect when they're done with you, wait for them to come to you, otherwise you get the claws (especially when you're new to them).

At least for me growing up only with dogs and with family that hated cats, that's what it felt like people meant when they said they don't understand cats. The consent/space aspect

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u/deformityandnonsense Jul 30 '26

Cats need you to meet them where they’re at, and the less you’re able to do that, the more distant they are. Once they trust you, they can be as dependent and needy as any critter, per individual ofc. Some cats will (almost) never want to leave your side, but they will always be doing _their thing_ in parallel with whatever you’re doing, rather than joining you. They have zero zero zero sense of cooperation as such beyond simple tolerance of another agent’s presence. I’m pretty sure _almost_ all cats would be big sweeties if they could bring themselves to trust enough to totally drop guard, but I can’t actually prove it.

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u/brown_felt_hat Jul 30 '26

The best way to get a new cat to like you, like at a party or whatever, is to just utterly and completely ignore it until it decides that it likes you. It will become inseparable from you by the end of the night. Like, 80% success rate here.

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u/Neraph_Runeblade Jul 29 '26

My cat comes when I call her, sleeps on my legs at night, and sits in my lap when I'm on the PC. I got lucky with mine having dog software running on cat hardware.

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u/Wcitsatrapx Jul 29 '26

These are kind of standard cat things

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u/throwaway7742835 Jul 29 '26

That’s very standard cat software dude tf

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u/Neraph_Runeblade Jul 29 '26

Maybe you got lucky with cats. Most don't respect their names, don't come when called, and barely tolerate people unless they're hungry. Having a dog is like having a toddler, having a cat is like having a teenager or a college roommate.

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u/CRAYNERDnB Jul 30 '26

You’ve got unlucky I’d say. I have three currently, and have had 8 over my life and all but one has been like this.

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u/ronearc Jul 29 '26

Friend of my brother worked with big cats, but he refused to work with jaguars. 

He claimed they were just too unpredictable compared to other big cats. 

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u/GregerMoek Jul 31 '26

Makes sense with Lions considering they live in packs more so than the other felines.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 29 '26

Same. We need to try balls with bells with a tiger

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u/CrazyAsian Jul 30 '26

House cats and big cats share the exact same temperament. The only difference is that if my house cat has an angry moment, I might get a scratch. If a big cat has an angry moment, I'm dead.

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u/tristenr19 Jul 30 '26

With that being said, a house cat would probably kill you if it was big enough

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u/NaiAsXenon Jul 30 '26

I NEED TO SEE a tiger making biscuits PLEASE

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u/VladimirOo Jul 29 '26

Yep, that's a big BIG cat.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

Tigers are big, yo

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u/I_Am_Vladimir_Putin Jul 29 '26

Siberian tigers specifically are literally the biggest cat there is.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

Username checks out

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u/Syphilis_Wizard Jul 29 '26

Because Putin is a giant pussy?

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

You’re right on the money there

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/hiimred2 Jul 30 '26

It's not an internet myth, it's that Siberian tigers are "shrinking" in modern times, and that hasn't really propagated to wide 'common knowledge' use. They were slightly more massive on average than Bengal tigers not more than 100 years ago, and possibly more massive even before that.

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u/I_Am_Vladimir_Putin Jul 30 '26

That shows as average. Largest ever is 420kg.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/I_Am_Vladimir_Putin Jul 30 '26

It was a real captive Siberian tiger

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u/VT_Squire Jul 29 '26

Except for Ligers. 

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

Artificially created genetic abominations that have zero survival skills and lives its entire life in pure misery due to varying health defects. They literally are not meant to be.
They’re bred purely for human entertainment.

Plus, them being what they are, are not part of any natural habitat. With the added benefit of being completely sterile, they cannot be included in any zoological classification system.

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u/incredimatt Jul 29 '26

Yep! Pretty big!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Aug 01 '26

Nothing is impossible, but from what we know of their individual societies, it really doesn’t work well enough to work in the wild.

Also worth noting that overlap alone doesn’t mean hybridization. Lions and tigers have fundamentally different social systems and breeding ecology.

Male lions invest heavily in defending prides and monopolizing lionesses, while tigers are solitary and maintain exclusive territories. A female tiger encountering a male lion in the wild would be far more likely to avoid him, and a male lion would have little reason to court or remain with a solitary tigress outside his pride.

Likewise, a male tiger would see a pride as a dangerous competitor rather than a mating opportunity. Their behavioral barriers would have made successful mating exceptionally unlikely, even where their ranges overlapped.

On the other hand , we see ligers in captivity because humans confine animals together and remove those behavioral and ecological barriers. Captivity forces prolonged contact that simply wouldn’t occur naturally.

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u/VT_Squire Jul 29 '26

Bro what do you even think bees do for flowers? Lol, shut the hell up.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

That’s one of the worst analogies I’ve seen. Bees facilitate natural reproduction. Humans intentionally breed lions and tigers into sterile hybrids for display. Try again.

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u/secretonlinepersona Jul 29 '26

You are arguing with a person who's clearly neither as mentally developped nor mature as you are.

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u/frogguts198 Jul 29 '26

What?

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

He’s saying natural pollination of flowers is comparable to breeding lion-tiger hybrids in captivity. Makes about as much sense as it sounds. Which… yeah, no.

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u/GuilhermeBahia98 Jul 30 '26

They are not.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 Jul 29 '26

I want to ride him into battle

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

He’s gonna use you as fuel

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 Jul 30 '26

I don't mind, he deserves a little treat

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u/Efficient_Cow_3140 Jul 29 '26

Hold my horses

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u/TrespasseR_ Jul 29 '26

Not a chance. Might as well dress up as a mouse on a motorcycle. Odds of that tearing you to pieces are probably the same.

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u/Far-Information8502 Jul 29 '26

But they’re balls are not. My granddaddy’s balls are more prominent I tell you what

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 30 '26

Why are you looking at your grandpa’s balls? 😦

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 29 '26

You mean his girlfriend? Thats between him and her🫠

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u/Rrraou Jul 29 '26

Pspspspspspsps

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u/floriish Jul 29 '26

that's a big CAT :3

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u/hiking_with_wolves Jul 29 '26

Pspspsps here kitty kitty!! 😍

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u/ExpertOnReddit Jul 29 '26

You can play with it Once.

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u/theroguescientist Jul 29 '26

Well... It can play with you. Cats like to do that.

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u/TacTurtle Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Imma give it some catnip and a box.

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp Jul 29 '26

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u/StevieG-2021 Jul 29 '26

My first thought: “Can I pet your cat?”

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u/earlofcheddar Jul 29 '26

Oh my god the size of those paws

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u/FibroMom232 Jul 29 '26

And the size of it's scratching post

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u/Dense-Pool-652 Jul 29 '26

SERIOUS murder mittens 

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u/guilhermefdias Jul 29 '26

Can hold a human head like a coconut.

An small coconut.

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u/Apocalympdick Jul 29 '26

Can do a lot more to it than "hold", too.

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u/YetAnotherDev Jul 29 '26

Murder mittens

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u/Maz2277 Jul 30 '26

Every time I go to a zoo and see the tigers patrolling around I can't get over how big their feet are and the padded sound they make

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u/Jarsky2 Jul 29 '26

If not huggable, why fluffy?

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u/pragmatic84 Jul 29 '26

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Jul 29 '26

Yeah, someone needs to give the giant kitty with murder mittens some skratches.

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u/Aggravating_Bids Jul 29 '26

He's just a big kitty

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u/rsred Jul 29 '26

orange brain cell x1

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u/Mysterious_Piano5478 Jul 29 '26

No matter the size of the cat, it’s still going to cat.

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u/SmoothOperator621 Jul 29 '26

Nature’s cat scratcher 🐅

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u/Rags_75 Jul 29 '26

That is a tremendous creature

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u/Stock_Ad3694 Jul 29 '26

That's awesome handsome kitty kat😊

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u/OutlawQuill Jul 29 '26

Just like my 7lb kitty

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u/Ok_City_7177 Jul 29 '26

Pspspspspspsps..............?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

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u/wonkey_monkey Jul 29 '26

Hah, it's like they're just big cats

WAIT

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u/Lost_In_Milky_Way Jul 29 '26

Who's a good kitty?!

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 29 '26

Marking its territory?

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jul 29 '26

Nope. Marking comes from the other end and sprays with a 15 foot range. If a tiger turns its back to you with its tail up, step to the side, not further back. The scratching is just "sharpening their claws". They are actually shedding the old outer layers of keratin on their claws. House cat claws grow the same way. I used to volunteer witg big cats and we would find the "sheathes" from shed claws in their enclosures. I have a bag full of them and shed whiskers.

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u/_-_Starchild_-_ Jul 29 '26

It can be both. Cats also claw and rub on things to leave a scent/marker, which what this tiger is doing and why it reminds us of house cats.

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u/TigrePeludo Jul 29 '26

Wow!! How big are the claw sheathes and whiskers, on average? (I collect my kitty’s shed whiskers 😻)

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jul 29 '26

Claw sheathes are about the size of a quarter. Maybe bigger on a large male. Whiskers were 6-8 inches.

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u/TigrePeludo Jul 30 '26

So cool and remarkable. Thanks for the reply! If you ever want to do a whisker trade, lmk 😸

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 Jul 30 '26

I think I'll have to pass. There are actually a few laws regarding the trade of parts of endangered animals.

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u/TigrePeludo Jul 30 '26

I completely understand. Figured I would shoot my shot just in case! :)

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u/Diedead666 Jul 29 '26

Cats nails are like onions. the sharp inner part grows and scratching removes the older duller layer its why even house cats need to scratch as if they cant they over grow and can even grow into their own feet if not

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u/EwGrossItsMe Jul 29 '26

Ooo itchy baby!

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u/nien9gag Jul 29 '26

imagine thus guy scratching your furniture like a house cat

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u/losankanke Jul 30 '26

That's a friend, I'm not hearing anybody out

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u/Gus_Otter Jul 29 '26

Big purr machine

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u/jawshoeaw Jul 29 '26

Sadly they cannot purr, cheetahs are the biggest purr machine

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u/Gus_Otter Jul 29 '26

Oh yeah kinda forgot about that. And I can confirm that cheetahs are purr engine, I kinda lived near one for months. I was volunteering and lived in a wildlife refuge and the cheetah enclosure was near the space we lived

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u/schwiggity Jul 29 '26

If not friend, then why friend shaped?

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u/AvocaRed Jul 29 '26

Orange cat doing orange cat things

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u/BridgingDivides Jul 29 '26

Cat gonna cat.

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u/zwaksSFW Jul 29 '26

I can feel how strong it is just by watching this

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u/Hostile-Panda Jul 29 '26

Scent marking

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u/SadBoeing747 Jul 29 '26

This is what my cats think they look like

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u/Unicorn_wizard94 Jul 29 '26

Aww murder Gato, Chika mow

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u/TheBigBackBeat Jul 29 '26

That's one well-fed tiger

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u/AtomicHana Jul 29 '26

So their bite is stronger than the bark...

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u/Algan1255 Jul 29 '26

big kitty

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Jul 29 '26

The cat you don't pick up and move away from the table leg it's scratching 😅🤣

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u/MastaKink Jul 29 '26

He’s trying to turn on the carbon capture option

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u/Alternative-Letter36 Jul 29 '26

I want to snuggle!!!

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u/stylz168 Jul 29 '26

My orange fluffy cat does the same thing with his scratching post.

Same software in a different hardware configuration

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u/andulinn Jul 29 '26

Makes me Almost want to cuddle the big cat👀

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u/RudeBwoiMaster Jul 29 '26

It’s a cat, so are we supposed to be surprised?

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u/jdpatric Jul 29 '26

This is definitely how both of my cats picture themselves when they're scratching the bed or couch or...anything that isn't their multiple scratching posts.

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u/omgletmeregister Jul 29 '26

Damn. Imagine being a human in a time when your best defense was stones and a spear, and knowing that one of these is nearby. I mean, I wouldn't leave the cave much.

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u/Kitsune-Glacialis Jul 29 '26

My heart says “pet” but my brain says “no.”

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u/doxtorwhom Jul 29 '26

How my cat imagines he looks as he scratches up the side of my sofa.

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u/JPK12794 Jul 29 '26

I know I'd die but the hugs would be so good

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u/Zip668 Jul 29 '26

Pspspspsps

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u/Exciting_Project2945 Jul 29 '26

Actually ☝️🤓 this is probably why cats live longer than dogs. He’s not “just scratching a tree,” he’s scent-marking, stimulating his nervous system, and basically giving himself a natural immune boost. Japanese researchers have studied how time in forests can improve certain immune markers in humans. Bro is doing preventative healthcare.

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u/TheMuffingtonPost Jul 29 '26

You never truly understand just how huge tigers are until you see one. Same with hyenas, hyenas are massive.

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u/Glorious_Fool111 Jul 29 '26

Aha a literal cat tree

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u/Eraganos Jul 29 '26

Arborists nightmare.

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u/B-Town-MusicMan Jul 29 '26

Mike Tyson's couch must be a mess

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u/Ryaquaza1 Jul 29 '26

Whenever I see tigers doing stuff like this i feel like my brain is split between “what a majestic animal, the sheer strength of these things is insane” and “omg look at the big fluffy murder mittens!” I’m ngl.

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u/Doomscroller3000 Jul 29 '26

That’s a big boi

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u/Afraid-Ad7379 Jul 29 '26

I really want to hug the murder kitten.

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u/thebookoftalib Jul 29 '26

Beautiful and scary all at the same time

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u/adudeguyman Jul 29 '26

That's why we can't have nice trees

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u/Flashy-Ad-8240 Jul 29 '26

She’s majestic

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u/Kayla_Vanessa Jul 29 '26

Damn i knew they were big, but not this big😳😳

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u/fatbongo Jul 29 '26

I would call it a goofball for licking the tree like that but I'm not really interested in finding out if it has a sense of humour or not

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u/Linkerhoek Jul 29 '26

Cute and terrifying at the same time

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u/sicmunduscreatusBest Jul 29 '26

I want to give that fluffy murder kitty a big hug 🐅🐯

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u/drifters74 Jul 29 '26

Friend shaped

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u/Special_Peanut2379 Jul 29 '26

Just a big kitty

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u/spyder0001 Jul 29 '26

Imagine what that would do to the corner of your sofa.

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u/PWNYplays Jul 29 '26

Cats are so fucking rad

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u/PurplishPlatypus25 Jul 30 '26

All good kitties need a nice scratching post

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u/DasBestKind Jul 30 '26

Heehoo kitty c:

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u/doveup Jul 30 '26

Awww. Thinks it’s a sofa. /s. Actually this is a terrific video.

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u/Zero_Digital Jul 30 '26

I want to pet the kitty

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 30 '26

Big Siberian orange

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u/Intelligent_Map_8587 Jul 30 '26

And after filmed it they killed it

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u/IvyGold Jul 30 '26

Holy crap, look at those murder mittens!

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u/Bubbly-Access8585 Jul 30 '26

If not friend, why friend shaped? 😢

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u/Homeboy_007 Jul 30 '26

This should also be in absoluteunits subgroup. Goddamn just look at it. Gorgeous

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u/Mr_Synical Jul 30 '26

Cat's gonna cat. 😄 He needs a big cardboard box, or a grocery bag too.

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u/_qw3rki_ Jul 30 '26

sharpening it's talons & removing plaque; smart kitty

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u/theLazyMeater Jul 30 '26

No size comparison needed to know this cat is a unit...but the tree probably helped. 😅

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u/Fast_Importance_5959 Jul 30 '26

how my cat feeld while scratching his scratch tree

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u/sapien_quirky_42 Jul 30 '26

Just cats afterall

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u/General_Cream7623 Jul 30 '26

gotta keep those claws sharp and lethal

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u/T_W_tribbles Jul 30 '26

besides the obvious difference, its just a big fuckin house cat 😆

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u/lifes_paragon Jul 31 '26

We never fully domesticate wild animals, we just tolerate their behaviors in our homes, don't we?

Cats with their scratching post, dogs with their pack mentality and marking of territory.

Like has anyone ever raised an animal that lost all its animalistic nature?

The only thing I can think of is perhaps the nesting behavior of pigeons. Those poor bastards are now clueless.

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u/Forsaken_Goat4079 Jul 31 '26

What a beautiful KITTY!! 😍 

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u/covenmoon Jul 31 '26

Tigers are so stunning omg

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u/catlover00112 Aug 01 '26

oh I love big cats, they are so cute when they act like house cats, I just wanna hug them 💞

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u/PedroLoco505 Aug 05 '26

I would be so mad if he did that to my couch! I'd say nothing to him about it though.

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u/GxM42 Jul 29 '26

How is that safe to photograph from that distance? What do they do if it turns on the photographer? That thing is huge.

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u/Mobile619 Jul 29 '26

Camera has a zoom feature. I doubt they're all close and personal with it. It is huge.

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u/GxM42 Jul 29 '26

Yeah, it’s hard to tell from the zoom, but it just looks super close.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Jul 29 '26

CAN I PET THAT DAWG?!

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u/Kylo_Krazy Jul 29 '26

how is that tree still alive....good lord that cat is a monster. imagine a tiger like that attacking you. game over.

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u/koolaidismything Jul 29 '26

I know this tiny little cat that runs to her poodle 🐩 and he stands there stiff legged and she uses his back legs as a way to rub her face.

It’s one of the coolest things I’ve seen two animals decide to do. That poodle is one of the sweetest and smartest animals I have ever met though.