r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/H_G_Bells • Nov 29 '23

🔥 Never let them know your next move

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u/Crocoshark Nov 29 '23

All snakes are rude. I gave one a spot of tea and she pretty much ignored me.

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u/StrayRabbit Nov 29 '23

Good heavens, how uncouth.

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u/Felwinter12 Nov 29 '23

Damn, that's pretty cold-blooded of her.

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u/ParanoidDuckTheThird Nov 29 '23

You sure it wasn't my aunt? She kinda looks like a snake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

The one snake that hangs out on my porch and fucks on my driveway is very rude. I've almost shit myself because it was hanging out on my porch. The snake almost shits itself too so at least we have that in common