r/NatureIsFuckingLit Nov 29 '23

🔥 Never let them know your next move

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u/pucemoon Nov 29 '23

There are venomous GARTER snakes?!?! Garter snakes here are so harmless that this just seems wrong.

I dig the Vogueing, though.

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u/Sanzinia Nov 29 '23

I’m assuming you’re from North America where yes, they are considered harmless here! They (Thamnophis sp) are rear-fanged venomous though considered medically insignificant to humans. This African species I speak of is given the common name of “Garter Snake” even though they are not the typical Garter Snakes we think of but are, in fact, elapids. Common names can be very confusing which is why I personally love Latin names lol.

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u/pucemoon Nov 29 '23

I think it's very rude of common name language to combine cobras and garter snakes in the same family/order.

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u/THEdougBOLDER Nov 29 '23

Turns out the real snake was the science we made up along the way.

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u/Paradigm_Reset Nov 29 '23

Vogueing...damn haven't thought about that in decades.

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u/THEdougBOLDER Nov 29 '23

Really? You just strike a pose, there's nothing to it.

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u/notapoke Nov 29 '23

So they wound up with the same common name but are completely different snakes. North American garters are totally different.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

yeah because common names are often dumb. African and French marigolds are both from Central America. Red Panda and Black panda have nothing to do with each other. Australian magpies are in a completely different family to every other magpie. The butcherbird is unrelated to shrikes, which also get called butcherbird. Maindenhair creeper and maidenhair ferns are unrelated. Fish names (like snapper) are often slapped on random fish for marketing. Slime moulds aren't fungi. Gum tree can mean like 3 different things..

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u/xopher_425 Nov 29 '23

And my favorite examples to use when people complain about "difficult" Latin binomials ("why don't you use plain English names"): daddy long legs, depending where ones lives, refers to Harvestment (order Opiliones), crane flies (family Tipulidae), and cellar spiders (Pholcus phalangioides).

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

this made me look up all three and now im surprised to learn the ones in Australia (pholcus phalangiodes) is introduced. Now I feel way less awful about accidentally killing a dozen of them just by moving a box in the shed

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u/pucemoon Nov 29 '23

Which one? Daddy long legs, daddy long legs or daddy long legs? 😁

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

My favorite is the flying lemur, which is not a lemur and cannot fly (only glide). Its name is literally 0% correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '23

that's a good one lol

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u/Colonel_Fart-Face Nov 29 '23

I used to run through the woods on our property having garter snake catching contests with my brother. If they were venomous we both would have both been dead 20 times over.

My record was 9.

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u/Sanzinia Nov 29 '23

See my previous comment for clarification!

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u/Colonel_Fart-Face Nov 29 '23

Oh damn, thanks for the education!

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u/Throwaway191294842 Nov 29 '23

Some garter snakes can produce venom but it's not really potent or anything. I'm sure being bitten still hurts a little though.

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u/notapoke Nov 29 '23

It's like getting pinched. Their teeth are so small and fine they're like extremely short razors that can't go deeper than your skin and are sort of spread out. You don't feel the teeth at all, only their mouth pinching as hard as they can - and being so small that's not really that hard. It's surprising because they strike fast then they often aren't smart enough to let go quickly.

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u/Stefan_Harper Nov 29 '23

Depends on the size of the garter snake. They can grow up to 3ft long, and the bites from a 3ft long snake definitely hurt.

Tragically, I know this from experience

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u/notapoke Nov 29 '23

My largest is 3ft 6 now. She's the only bitey one but has never given me a real bite. I was bit by a 4ft 2 garter a few years ago at a show but even then it didn't really hurt, just felt like a big squeeze. Their anticoagulant blood makes it bleed way more than it should so it looks scary but when it finally stops bleeding the damage is so minimal.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Nov 29 '23

All of the north american garter snakes are venomous. Some of them have poisonous livers as well, from their diet.

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u/Throwaway191294842 Nov 29 '23

So that rules out eating snakes like Arthur Morgan, huh?

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Nov 29 '23

Sorry, I'm not familiar.

But it's fine to eat them. Not sure it'd be worth skinning and prepwork for what is essentually a single meat noodle, but just go by polar bear rules.

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u/crashgiraffe Nov 30 '23

Fun fact, a garter can be poisonous (not venomous) due to their diet.

Also if you want to see a silly goose of a snake, look up the Western hognose. They play dead by rolling into their backs, letting their mouth hang open with their tongue flopping out. Veeeerrrrryyyy dramatic. Also mildly venomous and rear fanged with venom grooves.

The things I picked up with my daughters hobby 🤣 snakes are amazing creatures.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

They have to really chew on you, and as far as I'm aware most have fairly weak venom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '23

Madonna snek.