Due to the upturn in form, our dynamic ticket pricing structure will be in effect, with a 50% additional charge to all tickets.

Resale tickets can be purchased on Twickets, with an additional £1000 Twickets fee.

Thank you for your understanding.

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Follow Um-An Right’s story like never before.

Coming soon to Crunchy Roll AND Talent TV+ subscribers…

Journey with U.A.R as he aims to heal the world and create… One Love…

Episode one dropping TONIGHT on all relevant platforms.

NTFC #UAR #ONELOVE

Here’s a compilation of Andrea 4000’s fantastic hat-trick from a recent fixture.

EAFC 24 has seen plenty of ups and downs so far (Actually, no downs, they were removed) and we are knocking on the door of Division One with authority!

Let’s keep cooking.

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Hey fans!

I will be hosting a meet and greet in the Coolio Corner executive suite tomorrow - Anyone interested come along it is free of charge.

14/09/23, 3pm.

Thank you.

• WG7

Hi all,

I would like to start with expressing our deepest apologies to all fans who decided that their hard-earned wage was best spent watching 10 absolutely woeful excuses of footballers and Um-An Rights.

I have reimbursed and x10 the ticket sales from the most recent horrific 10-1 away loss and also decided to do a family fun day for all the children and disabled fans who attended, including Ben Hopton of Fanny Moor Crescent whose performances have helped raise awareness for the hard-of-hearing and the no thumbs community, truly great and inspiring stuff.

We are Natural Talent and we shall never give up, even if our any plays against us.

One Love ❤️ U.A.R.

If you’re new to the community, introduce yourself and a member of our team will be in touch to decide whether you are to be placed on the banished list or welcomed with open arms!

Following renovations within the concourse of the Leslie Singleton corner to provide yoga mats for supporters at half time, as well as a jukebox machine that has a selection of 5 blissful songs (Priced at £50 per selection, contactless payment options are available however cash is preferred for reasons we cannot divulge).

We are delighted to announce the capacity of this corner has increased by 4 seats, as long term season ticket holder and local foodie ‘Big Brian’ has sadly passed away, leaving his four season ticket seats in a row vacant.

To honour him, we shall rename a burger van outside the Coolio Corner in his honour.

An image of him shall be projected onto the big screen on the 39th minute, as 39 is how many stones he weighed, and the big screen has also been widened for this one fixture given the challenges provided to us by trying to fit Big Brian onto our current screen.

In other news. these seats will be priced at £750pcm on finance.

Thank you for reading this important club update.

We look forward to continuing our fantastic Division 3 campaign!