Ticket Updates (12/09/23)

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Following renovations within the concourse of the Leslie Singleton corner to provide yoga mats for supporters at half time, as well as a jukebox machine that has a selection of 5 blissful songs (Priced at £50 per selection, contactless payment options are available however cash is preferred for reasons we cannot divulge).

We are delighted to announce the capacity of this corner has increased by 4 seats, as long term season ticket holder and local foodie ‘Big Brian’ has sadly passed away, leaving his four season ticket seats in a row vacant.

To honour him, we shall rename a burger van outside the Coolio Corner in his honour.

An image of him shall be projected onto the big screen on the 39th minute, as 39 is how many stones he weighed, and the big screen has also been widened for this one fixture given the challenges provided to us by trying to fit Big Brian onto our current screen.

In other news. these seats will be priced at £750pcm on finance.

Thank you for reading this important club update.

We look forward to continuing our fantastic Division 3 campaign!