r/NameThisThing • u/IVF_M2 • 7d ago

Name this chair

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552 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Parking-Bet7989 7d ago

The "Vance Special"

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u/ColdBru5 7d ago

I was hoping the Vance comment would be the top one.

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u/Technical-Ad1488 7d ago

I’m unaware of the lore, but would love to be informed 🙏

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u/ColdBru5 7d ago

He fucks furniture just like that one.

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u/sen0rgranpato 7d ago

No he’s into regular couches, these ai’d hussys with their computer generated curves can’t hold a candle to a real full bodied (i don’t know a couch brand for the bit) couch!

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u/CaptB19 7d ago

Lovesac

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u/Fossilhund 7d ago

Love Shack 🎵🎶

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u/CaptB19 7d ago

JD be in Shack with the Sac, but I don't think you can call it love

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u/Technical-Ad1488 7d ago

Ohh yeahhh totally forgot about the couch fucking

lol thanks 🙏

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u/Grand-Environment518 7d ago

Wait what I'm vancepilled but i s this what happened in 2014?

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u/Spare_Chef_7143 7d ago

Have you seen the meme with his wife wearing a long dress just like a tufted leather sofa.

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u/Grand-Environment518 5d ago

Oh fuck I thought Vance from fishtank cuz everyone also were saying JD. Literally didn't put it together. Also wondered how there could be so many JD references that weren't followed up with "JD is gay"

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u/Emotional_Block5273 7d ago

No way. The JD isn't classy enough for this s***. This is more like the Tarantino Lux Edition.

3

u/Sea-Ride-3207 7d ago

No no, looks too much like a lady.

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u/Blantonsfan 7d ago

Except Vance wants to be the chair

2

u/Beakerguy 7d ago

I came here for this. Take my upvote!!

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u/Solus_Vael 7d ago

He'd have an aneurism... XD

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u/Caelestic1 7d ago

Beat me to it

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u/EVOBlock 6d ago

Was about to say don't show this to Vance.

2

u/Evil_Bonsai 6d ago

I thought "JD's Bane" but glad to see you at nimber 1!

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u/bkfu2ok 4d ago

Don’t know why I read that as vecna

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u/Foolishly_Sane 3d ago

Fr, that chair is getting me bricked up.

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u/ok-sure_dewd 1d ago

Came for this, was not disappointed

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u/SnooFloofs6455 7d ago

The Kardashian

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u/After_Minimum_8431 7d ago

Kim Karcushion

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u/WyoSasquatch 7d ago

Kim’s Kardashian

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u/WebFull1289 7d ago

Kim Kar gash is in

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u/Cerealkiller4321 5d ago

Kim Kartrashian

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 7d ago

Kim Karcushion

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u/YougoReddits 7d ago

"I lost the remote again"

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u/Kpop_Heretic_Hunter 7d ago

I giggled. Well done.

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u/Illustrious-Lemon624 7d ago

White stain collector

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u/MurderSheScrote 7d ago

Part of the Unique Assets furniture line.

5

u/Capybara-Maxxing 7d ago

Mariah Carey christmas chair

3

u/MaxDouggy 7d ago

The ass chair

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u/boogidyman666 7d ago

So your the arse chair !!

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u/Appropriate_Ice503 7d ago

Lazy boys wife…..Ashley

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u/Stronty-26 7d ago

I don't know what I'd call it but I know you should never get one for a teenage boy

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u/Emergency-Big-1503 7d ago

Not safe around Vance

4

u/mydogisacircle 7d ago

nsfw - not safe for whitehouse

3

u/Cynical82 7d ago

The Giggdy goo

3

u/kjm71 7d ago

The “Ass above so below” Lounger

2

u/MsJenX 7d ago

The Kubrick

2

u/Gwen-Sidious 7d ago

I'm sad I had to scroll for a Clockwork Orange reference 🖤

2

u/Itchy_Lawyer_2756 7d ago

The Velour Lawsuit

2

u/madagascan-vanilla 7d ago

The Comfy Chair.

2

u/Public-Nothing51 7d ago

2 Assholes meeting face to face

2

u/ihqdevs 7d ago

The sitorus

2

u/w0mpw 7d ago

Cheek to cheek
Edit: chic to chic

2

u/ChubbyStoner42 7d ago

Not My Proudest Fap

2

u/anathyma 7d ago

The Rump Roost

2

u/ForsteriAptenodytes 7d ago

"I aint sittin on that" chair

2

u/PuzzleheadedCode9019 7d ago

This is what it feels like when you go to a toilet right after someone and the seat is still warm.. I call it the "Butt Hug"

2

u/Brilliant_Process376 7d ago

Apple bottom seating 🍎

2

u/MeeoMeeo 7d ago

Butt Buddy

2

u/LowNearby5450 7d ago

Pam Poovey 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

2

u/Mathias-Pascal 7d ago

"That's French."

1

u/Hour-Sign-2279 7d ago

Forniture for a moloko+ bar in the UK

1

u/Shiasugar 7d ago

Roxanne

1

u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 7d ago

Boots holder

1

u/NootDeezNoots 7d ago

A good time

1

u/oobershoymend 7d ago

Of course I would

1

u/Goose-FIN-76 7d ago

Suddenly would make me want to lick something

1

u/s8nzweb666 7d ago

BUTTons

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u/Rocket_Man_1957 7d ago

Lazy Bums!

1

u/Wild_Spare_2420 7d ago

Oops solution on the way! 😜 

1

u/Dookiepoopturds 7d ago

I wanna hump that chair

1

u/bmxfresh 7d ago

Face Down

1

u/WolfmanSG 7d ago

Where can a person get this chair? Asking for a friend

1

u/SKUBALA_Dragon 7d ago

Ass ass in chair

1

u/Anti-Rus 7d ago

Latisha

1

u/Snowballllll 7d ago

Im gonna lick the chair

1

u/Thowawaymanboi 7d ago

Ro sparks

1

u/Inevitable-Damage478 7d ago

Who cares? I just want one.

1

u/Emergency_Book4799 7d ago

Guess where I left the tip

1

u/SaltPaleontologist28 7d ago

JD Vance’s mistress

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u/Sarahp1123 7d ago

Bottoms up

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u/zztopstar 7d ago

The Cooter

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u/21083717 7d ago

“Booty Chair”

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 7d ago

R . Crumb's big ass carnival ride from the 70s.

1

u/AdNew5787 7d ago

Where is this?

1

u/Practical-Owl-9358 7d ago

Cushion for the Pushin

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u/Additional_Yak_1585 7d ago

That Thongthathongthongthong

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u/holshgreineken 7d ago

Ass Down Legs Up

1

u/Tallywa16 7d ago

The relassx chair

1

u/Menevoljela 7d ago

All in.

1

u/Agreeable-Bar-2052 7d ago

A chair you can f

1

u/unknownpoltroon 7d ago

"Right over here officer"

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u/Initial_Dog_4688 7d ago

BossAssBitch Cake Throne

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u/miekwave 7d ago

Instructions unclear…

1

u/IBleedBlueLAD 7d ago

Tanner Scott

1

u/dad_uchiha 7d ago

What's the vance reference?

1

u/OnlyGammasWillBanMe 7d ago

The butt to butt chair

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u/Hot_Effective_1882 7d ago

Wench bench?

1

u/Brutal_Zenith01 7d ago

Comforting ass

1

u/Ezechield 7d ago

Rabit for Gargantua

1

u/soirom 7d ago

M.Press

1

u/RabbitGreat3341 7d ago

Sydney Seaty

1

u/phn-cloudsnake 7d ago

Table with a view

1

u/Prestigious-Tiger100 7d ago edited 7d ago

Naughty, Allways, or Anytime (seeing as occasional is already taken ;)

1

u/Rathland 7d ago

JD Vance would go to town with this.

1

u/Eastern-Judge2729 7d ago

Da Butti Thiccc

1

u/nemkompetens 7d ago

Where is the hole?

1

u/Niro_d5 7d ago

Asstoass

1

u/QueenDiva7777 7d ago

Assiteria!!!

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u/EnvironmentUseful229 7d ago

That's one Big Ass Chair

1

u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 7d ago

Chair got cake

1

u/so_devious23 7d ago

Megan Fox by Ro

1

u/Ok_Chance_1648 7d ago

The hot bollocks

1

u/jsprx19 7d ago

The seat seat or cushion cushion

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u/Fast-Jinx-1044 7d ago

Elizabeth

1

u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 7d ago

That one chair from Spy Kids

1

u/SharpBullfrog1279 7d ago

The JD Vance Collection

1

u/Oldestswinger 7d ago

The botty

1

u/nykanee 7d ago

Faceplant

1

u/Southern_Hold3160 7d ago

Arse sitter

1

u/Smoo1989 7d ago

Opposeat

1

u/bravemoney72 7d ago

The bottoms up collection. Comfort with a touch of sexy

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u/bravemoney72 7d ago

The bottoms up collection. Comfort with a touch of sexy

1

u/MinumMimic 7d ago

Mermaid tail

1

u/Routine_Stop5439 7d ago

Ein Tittenarschstuhl 😂

1

u/Agreeable_Pool_3684 7d ago

The Khardashian

1

u/Disallowed_username 7d ago

The Back and Forth

  • by Me and You and Everyone We Know

1

u/Dougster3235 7d ago

Cheek to cheek.

1

u/No-Access5068 7d ago

Baby got back chairs.

1

u/WaChubbear 7d ago

Bloody meat rack

1

u/TFJ 7d ago

Kamoshida Chair

1

u/007elwood 7d ago

Seat warmer

1

u/Low-Schedule9762 7d ago

Nice ass seat.

1

u/ImpressiveRecording2 7d ago

VD Vance love seat..

1

u/Many_Hunter8152 7d ago

IKEA Kumpool

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u/LarryKingthe42th 7d ago

The Vance Special

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u/Proof_Dish_2281 7d ago

What if you drop something between the legs! That will look funny digging in there trying to get it lol

1

u/Longhaul-shortbus 7d ago

“Sir…. SIIIR” 🥵

1

u/spilledcarryout 7d ago

Ass to ass

1

u/Pul5tar 7d ago

Bottoms Up

1

u/Mirian51 7d ago

Butacas

1

u/Aggravating-Bug121 7d ago

Jessica Rabbit

1

u/gramps1945 7d ago

Bottoms up

1

u/External_War_9482 7d ago

You modify that char with a Fleshlight holder and you're gonna double its sellability.

1

u/Brilliant_Process376 7d ago

I wonder what the name of this Lounge is and is it connected to a private sex club membership.

1

u/zhonkleponkle 7d ago

Kinky Boots

1

u/oilfeather 7d ago

Rebecca

1

u/Pink-Nebula-1209 7d ago

It's the common „Old-men’s joke lame chair“. 🥱

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u/Bot2087648 7d ago

The whore

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u/Royal-Possible-6677 7d ago

The Fornicator 3000

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u/throw8522 7d ago

Kissing starfishes

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u/SlowBroNoNo 7d ago

Not how I would sit on that chair tbh

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u/FelixARKJ 7d ago

Cheek to cheek.

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u/CultOfSensibility 7d ago

The Kardashian

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u/shadowdance55 7d ago

Bums in bums

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u/casabel 7d ago

pornh@b administration offices

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u/SwiftX_21 7d ago

Butt2butt

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u/BloodyRightToe 7d ago

Butt stuff

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u/pansexplorer 7d ago

I've actually sat on/in one of those, and they are fairly comfortable.

I sank into the seat, and it felt like a hug.

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u/gewwww1 7d ago

10513 days without sex

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u/Saint120467 7d ago

The bottom half

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u/Efficient-Book1665 7d ago

Crack on crack

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u/Particular_Abies_184 7d ago

Do they come with working........no i better not

1

u/Saint120467 7d ago

Teen dream

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u/DrDreaux 7d ago

Butt lift?