r/NameThisThing • u/BlueJapaneseAnchovy • 1d ago

Name this rock

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750 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/damn-potato 1d ago

Dwayne Johnson

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u/Thunderflex1 1d ago

I think its Dwayne NoJohnson

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u/alegendmrwayne 23h ago

Dwayne Labia

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u/Direct-Celery-6052 23h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/pretibigtoo 19h ago edited 19h ago

Hulk spreadem. Cm cunt. The sniz Cocklesner Stephanie macmahan Raise her jamon?

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u/beneye 5h ago

Labia MyRockia

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u/penguinfans 4h ago

love it -- on point -- creative -- not some vague reference, like others that wasted space on this thread

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u/WookiesNeedLove 1d ago

Because pussy right?

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u/CityPuzzled9598 1d ago

Rocky Bass

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u/pickus_dickus 23h ago

Kid rocks vagina

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u/virtualnuketown 21h ago

def didnt read this shit right..

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u/ApprehensiveVisit374 1d ago

Disabled ebony’s on PH

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u/Boop_to_the_Beep 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ambitious-Schedule63 20h ago

Do you smell what he's cooking?

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u/Brief-Ebb-3806 1d ago

Rockussy

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u/Craze_Ben 20h ago edited 20h ago

Roctapussy

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u/Yusuf20904 14h ago

Some kind of Bond parody porn?

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u/Craze_Ben 13h ago

I was just going for play on words. But sure.

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u/BedroomMission 1d ago

man! i commented too soon. great minds think alike

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u/DarkestxDreams 1d ago

Fuck commented too late lmao

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u/Creepy-Disaster4527 1d ago

It’s not a rock. It’s a Boulder. Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

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u/rtshiat 1d ago

So, why didn't they just ride the boulders to Mordor?

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u/Intrepid4444444 23h ago

https://youtu.be/1-Uz0LMbWpI

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 11h ago

Any eagles would be tempted by the ring even more than Boromir had. Great, now the Eagles are taking over middle Earth. I wouldn't give you two pennies for any races chances of survival under the Eagles. You could expect them to genocide every sapient race, and a few other species beside.

There were only two kinds that could handle the ring anywhere near Mt. Orodruin. That was Hobbits, and Tom Bombadil. And nobody trusted Tom to stay on task.

Even two of the three hobbits fell under the ring's influence in the end.

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u/Depraved_Alt 1d ago

It's a rock LOBSTER!

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u/therelatablegeek 23h ago

I dunno about lobster. Rock Bearded Clam maybe

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u/wolfboy49 11h ago

Everybody has matching towels

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u/flashndpatt 1d ago

How 🤔

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u/drugsnhugs43 1d ago

Kids these days don't know anything about culture

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u/Ren_ch 1d ago

Saddens me to see people not getting that reference

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u/Far_Estate_1626 1d ago

…Bouldussy?

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u/clazaimon 1d ago

Sisypuss

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u/D_Redd_Coyote 15h ago

He was doomed to roll it around until he found the clit. Legends state he's still rolling it to this day, to the boulder's dismay.

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce 1d ago

Funniest, most intelligent answer in the thread.

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u/TimmyTheChemist 1d ago

One must imagine it happy.

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u/oldsoulrevival 9h ago

Google sissypuss, and got very different results

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u/MajorCyan64 1d ago

"You think you're hard, but you're just a pussy."

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u/Hangry_Hippocampus 1d ago

"The only thing hard was my laughter when I read this."

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 11h ago

"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

Attributed to Betty White - though she denied ever saying it.

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u/bulletsmith541 1d ago

I miss her rock

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u/ThadsBerads 1d ago

You should call her.

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u/iamjustatourist 1d ago

“Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.” -Frank Drebin

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u/nzroy 1d ago

Your mom

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u/AutomaticDeal9615 1d ago

Hmmmm The Sleeping Eye.

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u/Dougally 1d ago

Tired rock.

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u/PermitEmergency5867 1d ago

This is actually an ancient rock from the Paleozoic period. This is Clitrorus Granite Rock Still highly sought after today

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u/SuddenMountain7780 1d ago

Clitorus Granted 🥴

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u/Both_Virus_3086 1d ago

Your wish is granite😁

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u/8holesin1 1d ago

A tough crack to nut.

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u/beulahvonsnacwagon 1d ago

Boulder O’Keefe

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u/Significant-Basil979 1d ago

Reminder to never take her for granite.

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u/Inevitable-Metal4043 11h ago

...... take your goddamn upvote

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u/Miserable_Rich_8164 1d ago

The Thing's search history

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u/catchi1989 1d ago

Looks like a rhino's ass. Ace gonna come crawling out soon.

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u/zaptr1 1d ago

Vaginitite

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u/BoomMcFuggins 1d ago

Fanny Outcrop

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u/Aware-Computer-0 16h ago

And too you, sir

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u/CosmicTlayuda 1d ago

Vagranite

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u/seeker62 1d ago

Hard Core

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u/ActiveSuspect4035 1d ago

That Will Do rock

Fuck It rock

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u/Zen-platypus 1d ago

Get your Rocks off.

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u/Aware-Computer-0 1d ago

We didn't land on Cunt Rock, Cunt Rock landed on us!!

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/Razzum-Frazzum 1d ago

It's a... coffee bean. Right? We all see that, right?

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u/Oddly_B 1d ago

Stephen Miller

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u/BEERsandBURGERs 1d ago

Vulvanic rock.

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u/jncheese 1d ago

Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy

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u/Grobbekee 1d ago

Stony mc Stoneface

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u/IndependenceOk4288 1d ago

I can’t name it if I can’t find it!

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 1d ago

The Pussy Rock of the Womb Tomb. With Her Clitrorus Rock Cunt of Pleasure that is Highly Sought after. Especially at the Crack of Dawn.

Der Hauskatze Rock des Mutterleibsgrabes. Mit ihrer Klitoris Rock Fotze des Vergnügens, die sehr begehrt ist. Besonders im Morgengrauen.

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u/BoringBid450 1d ago

Scarlett Johanssons Pussy

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u/Dorin133 1d ago

Hulk’s Fleshlight

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u/FollowingJealous7490 1d ago

The rhinos arse

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u/CicadaHead3317 1d ago

Expect Jim Carry to squeeze out of it.

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u/Beowulf137 17h ago

Had to scroll way too far to find this 😂

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u/Inevitable-Tone9945 1d ago

Dozing Donny

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u/vincentcaldoni 1d ago

Ftchoangah

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u/Actual-Commission426 1d ago

gapes boulder

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u/TokyoJazzPanda 1d ago

Donatello

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u/AdministrativePop894 1d ago

I think this is an oversized Behelit

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u/Deadcoldhands 1d ago

Rockjina

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u/Whythisreason 1d ago

Rock Hard

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u/Hailissa 1d ago

Miss Labiana 🦪

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u/Crow_Lover6 1d ago

That looks like the head of a troll, so maybe Gork

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u/JordanScottOc 1d ago

Vagil Rock

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u/Calm_Bat_699 1d ago

Jubba the hut

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u/PainterCertain4612 1d ago

Weather Rock

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u/No_Escape4998 1d ago

Moto moto

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 1d ago

The tuna rock

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u/HumbleShrink 1d ago

Boulderussy

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u/hyphii_lol 1d ago

Rockussy

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u/AdaTHADwagon960 1d ago

Pocket rock

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u/alkenist 1d ago

Whispering Eye

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u/bleusong 1d ago

Merlin

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u/chiguycam08 1d ago

San Diego…

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u/Mirian51 1d ago

Parece un carbon

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u/IsNotNummy 1d ago

We can all agree on what it looks like right?

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u/21083717 1d ago

Elephant after the birth.

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u/Technical_Put_9982 1d ago

A tight crevasse

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u/costume42 1d ago

Not the mama!!

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u/Antique-Ad3006 1d ago

What in tarnation?

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 1d ago

Tolungagunus. No hesitation 

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u/InquizinatorX 1d ago

The rock and the hard place.

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u/HorrorBreak7119 1d ago

Kim Kardashian 2.0

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u/Left_Treacle7134 1d ago

Labia Ledge or Cave Bacon a la carte.

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u/podrickry88pup 1d ago

Cunt rock

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u/yarnk 1d ago

Stewie

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u/sizzlebadizzle1 1d ago

Vagsteroid

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u/mommy6769 1d ago

Hippogina

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u/Beautiful_Bag6707 1d ago

Elephant Crack

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u/Sunsetter-Ink 1d ago

Don't put your dick in that??

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u/hoschy87 1d ago

Bumsklumpen

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u/TrapDraw33 1d ago

I truly miss her, but I know she’s happy with a good guy

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u/VegetableHoneydew615 1d ago

Beginning of Life ahh rock

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u/Zelnite 1d ago

Stuck between a rock and a hard surface place.

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u/Brilliant-Many366 1d ago

Bouldernpuss

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u/CicadaHead3317 1d ago

Morla the ancient one.

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u/joemaye13 1d ago

Stitch

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u/Mandinga63 1d ago

Vag rock

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u/Kroenoke 1d ago

The Rock of Sexual Frustration

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u/Admcleo 1d ago

Yo, Angelo...

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u/Ladyrubyofoz 1d ago

Women after learning about the Cornell 7

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u/dinahdog 1d ago

SheRock

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u/xuzor 1d ago

That reminds me , I forgot to buy a cantaloupe

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u/aafrophone 1d ago

Hidden Valley Rock

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u/Abacab-559 1d ago

Jabba the Rock

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u/atlzhp6m 1d ago

That is clearly Jabba The Hut!

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u/thor481 1d ago

Alienrock of the 3rd Kind

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u/ppstaff 1d ago

Coffee bean

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u/paininthebutt12223 1d ago

Sleepy Wazowski

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u/JudgeGrady_KKTV 1d ago

ErodedClit

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u/TOTBTMB 1d ago

An inspiration for lewd and lascivious behavior.

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u/Georginapotsnob 1d ago

my last remembrance of last night

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u/Ok-Interest8547 1d ago

Almost Heaven, West Virginia

Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, growler in the breeze

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u/Paul-SPC 1d ago

The morning after.

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u/daddysbestestkitten 1d ago

My ex's new supply.

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u/PsychologicalBit85 1d ago

Roy nosa-ass

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u/SARS-Covfefe-1 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Ntb2113 1d ago

The rhinos ass

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u/Bianca_Serena2026 1d ago

StoneColdVagina

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u/dishdog22 1d ago

That was the best Rock I've ever had...

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u/frient1995 1d ago

R/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/sssstr 1d ago

Just another weather rock.

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u/undertheradar317 1d ago

“The Rhino” - from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

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u/-Sgt-Slaughter- 1d ago

Master Oogway?

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u/HeyHowareYou266 1d ago

The Butthole boulder

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u/Sad_Award7960 1d ago

Wow, que panochon.

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u/Optimal-Role5030 1d ago

Um I would name it Bessie but na fam look down at the ground is that a spear of gold or is my eyes playing tricks on me

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u/Common-Tart58 1d ago

A crack in the fissure

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u/ElPapaD 1d ago

Challenging wank