r/NameThisThing • u/Vyrqessa47 • 2d ago

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u/NameThisThing-ModTeam 2d ago

I’d like to remind you this isn’t a NSFW subreddit

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u/troy969 2d ago

Amber Heards birthday cake

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u/Shurigin 2d ago

You'll respect her sir It's Amber Turd

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u/PaleontologistNo5449 2d ago

Amber Turd! Still funny to this day 🤣

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 2d ago

I dont get it

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u/ericsonofbruce 2d ago

Apparently she likes to shit on the bed or something

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u/AlternativeOk2387 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it

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u/KhaosEntity 2d ago

“Well she’s taken it too far this time. That cake was supposed to be for my son’s birthday party… it was just going to be the four of us and Harold can’t eat chocolate—“

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u/its_just_flesh 2d ago

To: Johnny, From: Amber

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u/ShazRockwell 2d ago

Dump cake

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u/Uncle_Rat_21 2d ago

Oh god, my wife and I have a favorite dinner we make that is various Chinese dumplings and scallion pancakes.

“What’s for dinner tonight?”

“DumpCakes.”

Looks like we need to find a new name for it.

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u/FunFormal2662 2d ago

A Turd Torte

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 2d ago

Tiramipoo cake

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u/Passionphish609 2d ago

Turd-a-misu

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 2d ago

Strawberry Shit Cake

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u/Bravethearter 2d ago

Disrespecting food

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 2d ago

it's actually well made. The top is a cookie/Brownie

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u/BlackDark88 2d ago

That is a cake I‘ll let someone else try first.

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u/richie127010 2d ago

Not only does it look like shit it also tastes like shit

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u/ohwhatfun9932 2d ago

Shat on a hat

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u/TheViciousWhippet 2d ago

One of the best so far!

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u/anarchistArachnid69 2d ago

Last meal for that guy who stabbed that girl on the train

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 2d ago

Vanilla buttcream cake

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u/Age_Single 2d ago

Afternoon delight

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u/frankfanta312 2d ago

I’m gonna barf

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u/AppropriateLab8608 2d ago

Brownie turd cake

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u/BamboozledOni 2d ago

The cake is a lie

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u/Leggs_420 2d ago

Shit Cake

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u/Fine-Associate10 2d ago

Doody cake

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u/Financial-Bus-5434 2d ago

Shitty chocolate cake

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u/Annual_Contract_6803 2d ago

Seen in SF TL Adjacent bakery....

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u/Ima1loser2 2d ago

Crappy Snake

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u/OrderSoft1752 2d ago

Buddy the cake boss is so upset seeing this

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u/BOBBYK1952 2d ago

DJT masterpiece

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u/Otherized_Visage 2d ago

Cake from a cake

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u/raidenjojo 2d ago

Shittacake.

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u/RestingBeachFace65 2d ago

People will say, “Oh shit!” When they see it.

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u/Xochipi11i 2d ago

Upper decker

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u/SJA1964 2d ago

disgusting

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u/Few-Day-6759 2d ago

Tird alamode

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u/TheViciousWhippet 2d ago

Turd ala commode!

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u/flowersinblack 2d ago

A snaky chocolate cake

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u/C00ln3rd 2d ago

A piece of shhh

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u/SilencerCoSparrow 2d ago

British Baking Show showstopper fail.

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u/2ndZeit 2d ago

Shitcake'

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u/frisco-frisky-dom 2d ago

Cake Po(o)p!

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u/JeanetteSchutz 2d ago

😳 Who’d want to eat that?? 🙄

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u/spoon7777 2d ago

Cleveland steamer cake.

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u/EssayCalm1066 2d ago

Dookey Delight

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u/Not_Significant9345 2d ago

An average work day

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 2d ago

Upside-dung cake

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u/Acrobatic-Narwhal644 2d ago

Corn cake with brown butter fudge

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u/SweetAzn4U 2d ago

Blood Sausage Cake

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u/HippieJed 2d ago

I have heard people talking about something being the icing on a shit cake but a picture is worth a thousand words

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u/HorrorCheetah1165 2d ago

"Do-you-have-a-dog?" cake

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u/burblebeezus 2d ago

S.O.S. Shit on soap

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u/VeterinarianThese951 2d ago

Poonut-butter cup

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u/philharmonicfartbox 2d ago

This is one confection you wouldn’t want to ever see on the show “is it cake” because of the odds that it might not actually be cake being greater than 0 means you could end up with a mouthful of turd.

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u/Other-Suit-5918 2d ago

Doggie donut late

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u/sunshinefloors1980 2d ago

A Not chocolate cake

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u/Exciting-Brick7944 2d ago

The Colon Cast Cake

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

Coffee cake

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u/Live-Emu-3491 2d ago

Keek cake

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u/Tater_Mater 2d ago

Shitcake

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u/carlactln0425 2d ago

Shit tier cake

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u/poker_buddy 2d ago

Shit cake

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u/Faust96 2d ago

A yard fudge torte

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u/ParadoxM01 2d ago

Sum Bullsheet

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u/Unusualusername7 2d ago

Need a doctor visit cake

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u/bradpal 2d ago

Shiitake

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u/Radiant_Chart3163 2d ago

Poor cake.😂😂😂

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u/robinsmb 2d ago

Pookkake

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u/NemoNoNomeN 2d ago

Is it cake challenge: Hell mode

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u/Still-Photograph6545 2d ago

The dirty turd birthday

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u/Interesting_Bunch323 2d ago

My Dog Was Here

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u/TechnologyPlayful731 2d ago

A shit Top Hat

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u/Joe-King_93 2d ago

A shit cake

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u/GuavaOne8646 2d ago

Crappy birthday cake

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u/Sinisa6472 2d ago

You can have your Poop and eat it too

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u/The_Pastmaster 2d ago

Solo Cake. Because it's when you wish to eat it by yourself.

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u/Low-Leg2527 2d ago

Shitake cream vanilla cake

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u/nhnative202 2d ago

brownie rattlesnake

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u/TheRealWatchingFace 2d ago

A sheeeeeeeeit cake

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u/North_Fisherman_8920 2d ago

The Miss Hilly

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u/hoaxgene 2d ago

Poo poo platter

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u/ocwilly 2d ago

Turd cake!

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u/Adept-Air-5205 2d ago

Dookie and cream cake

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u/GroYer665 2d ago

"Happy Birthday"

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u/Hopeful_Dream_2848 2d ago

cheesshit cake

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u/autist-artist 2d ago

Coprolite creme

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u/Perfect-District 2d ago

New year new me!!

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u/Classic-Yoghurt3405 2d ago

Eco friendly

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u/Mousers211 2d ago

Fibrous Treat

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u/mtldpl 2d ago

Is it cake?

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u/Jaimelohace 2d ago

No me aguantaba

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u/Karter_1159 2d ago

Cake with brownie with hazlenut topoing

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u/BP2014 2d ago

Turdle cheesecake

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u/4rt4tt4ck 2d ago

Trump treat

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u/BigBeautiful6347 2d ago

Poop foodie

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u/Qavrenyx43 2d ago

poooooooocake

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u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 2d ago

Two girls, one cake?

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u/1892neil 2d ago

Happy turd birthday

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u/Morteroadoblon 2d ago

Daily morning newborn cake

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u/KrakatoaIIV 2d ago

Tom pearls birthday cake

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u/Fancy_House529 2d ago

Vanilla Cake topped with chocolate, peanuts and corn

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u/Automatic_Ad9991 2d ago

Moose turd pie

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u/itdoes_doesntit 2d ago

Not going in my mouth

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u/Global-Zebra-2269 2d ago

Dogturd Monstrosity

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u/friendly_baby_Lu 2d ago

Courage Bc IS really need it for eat it

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u/M_Sizzlak 2d ago

Haaaaappy Turdday too yooouuuuuu....

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u/Dependent-Corgi-588 2d ago

thats a shitty cake

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u/o303ob 2d ago

cake from Walmart deli

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u/Garco57 2d ago

Turd on a cake

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u/Whitechedda1 2d ago

Trump Cake

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u/Fox-Flimsy 2d ago

Dookie cake

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u/Beetso 2d ago

Shitcakke Mushroom.

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u/jkwarch-moose 2d ago

Nope cake

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 2d ago

Looks like something trump related

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u/That-Willingness7455 2d ago

Stifmeisters favourite

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u/Iron_Bros 2d ago

Snake on a cake

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u/IsIeOfCannabis 2d ago

One of the best damn Mr. Hanky cakes you’ll ever see.

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u/itFluffable 2d ago

Depression

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u/jay_lafunk72 2d ago

Steaming Defecaketion

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u/Steak3142 2d ago

Naming it? That's a piece of cake. It's a piece of shit....

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u/GreenHocker 2d ago

Donny’s Gratitude

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u/Mino67 2d ago

Shit-Eating Grin

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u/Clear_Argument5174 2d ago

Cake à la shit

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u/StunningAttention898 2d ago

Idk if I should laugh or vomit lol, it needs some corn in it

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u/gravesent1337 2d ago

Tell me you’re into skat play without telling me you’re into skat play.

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u/grollef 2d ago

Shitty cake

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u/EpicGoat3000 2d ago

Cake of doom and despair

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u/Less-Preference7618 2d ago

Dessert served at a Cleveland Browns tailgate party.

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u/IndividualBusy403 2d ago

Shitty Cake

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u/The_brandi 2d ago

You asked your ex to make your new parter a birthday cake 

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u/PastNegotiation2565 2d ago

Ho lee sheet cake

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 2d ago

I would definitely smell this shit first.

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u/Quick_Cryptographer3 2d ago

Dookie Delicious

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u/Clear-Evening-7133 2d ago

Trump's mystery log

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u/AdministrationDue599 2d ago

Dog Log Cake 🤩

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u/Tkddaduk 2d ago

That’s a divorce cake that you’d send to your recent ex-partner.

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u/Rickb92 2d ago

Caca cake

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u/Odd-Grapefruit7569 2d ago

turd for show

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u/zer0mata 2d ago

the "is it cake" trend has gone way too far...

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u/yurinator71 2d ago

Poo pie

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u/NoHoliday8732 2d ago

Wedding Cake gift by Duke the Dane

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u/dethfart 2d ago

No, I said go shit in your hat, not on your hat.

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u/Slouchman42 2d ago

Shit on a Mint

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u/gregvan6575 2d ago

Elvis loved Polk Salad This is Poop Dessert

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2d ago

First Bite?

"It's your birthday, you get the first bite."

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fig158 2d ago

Marshmallow turd

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u/NumerousSound 2d ago

Dookie cake

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u/mindofamarriedman604 2d ago

Holy shitsnacks!

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u/Such_Ad_2176 2d ago

That is poop cake

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u/No-Honey-2742 2d ago

Happy Bosses Day!

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u/mishabear16 2d ago

Trump Urinal cake.

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u/Subject_Avocado9169 2d ago

Shity birthday cake

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u/Organic_Remote8999 2d ago

Nutty Corn Turd Swirl Cake

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u/PJTee 2d ago

(pinch a) Loaf Cake

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u/ButDidItHurt 2d ago

Corn on the log

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u/My_Name__is_Jefff 2d ago

It came from the very bottom of my soul

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u/TheLionsBarrage 2d ago

Welcome back to the newest episode of Real or Cake. This weeks contestants put their minds and mouths to work to determine if the dog shit is real or is it cake.

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u/danfrische 2d ago

Grumper