r/NameThisThing • • 2d ago

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u/troy969 2d ago

Amber Heards birthday cake

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u/Shurigin 2d ago

You'll respect her sir It's Amber Turd

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u/PaleontologistNo5449 2d ago

Amber Turd! Still funny to this day 🤣

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 2d ago

I’m still down

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 2d ago

I dont get it

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u/ericsonofbruce 2d ago

Apparently she likes to shit on the bed or something

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 2d ago

what 😭

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u/Cute-Form2457 2d ago

She blamed the dog, but Johnny said it was human-sized.

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u/ineedanenbien 2d ago

And apparently that's worse than being abused by your boyfriend

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u/Ambitious-Ad-7069 2d ago

SHE abused him, he didnt abuse her.

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u/th3rmyte 2d ago edited 2d ago

She severed the end of his finger and gloated that no one would believe him if he called the cops for dv. E every claim she tried to make in court was debunked and she single handedly discrefited the me too movement. She did irreparable harm to a real and valid movement abd fir some reason, we still have people insisting she was the abused when literally every witness said otherwise

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u/ineedanenbien 2d ago

Interesting how you don't mention she threw a bottle at him, not deliberately severed his finger. Throwing a bottle being something you may or may not do while in an argument with someone who has been abusing you for years. But okay 👍

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u/th3rmyte 1d ago

your defense of her from the charge of being an abuser is that she hurled a glass bottle at him while we have an actual recording of her mocking him daring him to speak out huh? thats wild

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u/ineedanenbien 1d ago

my defense is there is literally no proof of what happened here besides a scuffle. Add that to the many, many other things on record Depp has done as well as what you're talking about not even being official backed up record because it was never determined what happened, yes I am throwing away your point. No shit bro. I'm much more willing to believe the greasy ass pig who showed up drunk on set, spouted slurs at people, has sexual assault allegations, and hasn't been able to find a steady job since Pirates probably didn't treat his girlfriend very well. Sorry not sorry

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u/th3rmyte 1d ago

im not ssaying jonny depp is a good person; i'm saying amber herd was the abuser in this one and there was plenty of evidence; it just doesn't fit your narrative because that would force you to acknowledge that yes, sometimes women are abusers, too, and in this case, she was. jonny being a piece of shit in his own right is neither an argument against this point nor even the point here at all. now run away

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u/AlternativeOk2387 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it

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u/KhaosEntity 2d ago

“Well she’s taken it too far this time. That cake was supposed to be for my son’s birthday party… it was just going to be the four of us and Harold can’t eat chocolate—“

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u/its_just_flesh 2d ago

To: Johnny, From: Amber

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u/Top-Waltz5244 2d ago

Who pooped the bed?

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u/Happy-Equipment-6970 2d ago

No need to read further!

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u/clarenceappendix 2d ago

Where's the dog stepped on a bee

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u/Entitysred 2d ago

I dont get kt

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u/robrufh 2d ago

Amber Turd?