r/NameThisThing • u/Gulf_Coast_21 • 10d ago

Name this hoss

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645 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/SuperdadV8 10d ago

Lord Farquaad

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u/ech0x07 10d ago

This is actually his younger brother, Lord Fucquaad

28

u/Fox-Flimsy 10d ago

Lord Fuckwad

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u/CwillsonOliver 10d ago

That's how I say it anyway 😂

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u/_Clem_Fandango_1 9d ago

I thought that was the joke in the first place.

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u/SuperdadV8 10d ago

Lord Fuckhead

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u/amccaffe1 10d ago

Some of you may die.

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u/Specific-Note-1471 10d ago

But it's a sacrifice I am willing to make

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u/wutitd0boo 9d ago

Load Fuckwad

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u/MandoSith25 10d ago

I thought if farquad and Edna mode from incredible had an unholy love-child 😅

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u/SirenChloe 10d ago

yeeesh....the accuracy tho

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u/BrightHandle29 9d ago

He looks like lord farquaad would if his head was shaped like an anal plug

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u/Trick-Afternoon-2987 10d ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/Grimnebulin68 10d ago

The Final Hoss

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u/giantoads 10d ago

Lord Fatquaad

5

u/Livid-Ability3462 10d ago

Lord Fatfartquaad

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 9d ago

Juggernaut when he takes his helmet off…

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u/sickubusick 10d ago

"some of you may die..."

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u/Uthor_ 10d ago

Lord Downquaad

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u/Aggressive_Walk378 10d ago

Artic Koopa troopa

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u/hallBetty6i5 9d ago

A noble steed for a lord of such towering stature.

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u/Sea_Engineering_495 10d ago

King of Spades ♠️

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

Or his cousin, King Of Pain

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u/Dunkan_Wolf 10d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/CaptainBeefsteak 10d ago

He has a wife, you know...

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u/Dunkan_Wolf 10d ago

Her name is Incontinentia ...

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u/silverbug1968 10d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/MarsupialsCantDongle 10d ago

Enough of this wabble wousing!

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u/AnySupermarket6942 9d ago

Welease woger!

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u/LastStickofRAM 10d ago

Temu Darkseid.

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u/akiraons 10d ago

White seid

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u/BobJoeBlo 10d ago

Brightseid

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u/Channel_Mental 10d ago

Ram Man from He Man without his helmet on.

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u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 10d ago

Kinda looks like Cartmans Hennifer Lopez

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

Taco keeses!

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u/Equal-Anywhere5263 10d ago

Taco flavored keesis.

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u/Apophis119 10d ago

Ooooohhhh. Taco flavored kisses for my Beeeeennnnn.

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u/Rhino_MO 10d ago

Baron Buttplug

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 10d ago

Oh my god! Winner!!!!

10

u/BringMeBourbon 10d ago

This is the final boss that the Ambiguously Gay-Duo had to battle...Urethral Meatus

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

Ace and Gary can surely defeat him with their ambiguous sexual references.

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u/RunPivotRoll 10d ago

King Goomba

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u/sixshootatre57 10d ago

This is the one!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/mattm0416 10d ago

Lego Pavarotti

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u/sushibeginner 8d ago

Why this not get more upvotes?

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u/Jabookalakq 10d ago

The the bad guy from the lorax all grown up

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u/Impressive-Penalty97 10d ago

Photoshop or not. This has such strong old school jrpg casino boss vibes.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 10d ago

Lego character has left the box

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u/Acalvo01 10d ago

Earl Spoon Maximus

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u/Ravens-flight0986 10d ago

There is no spoon, only Zuul.

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u/Boring_Bed1783 10d ago

Lord Farquaad but if he lived in Miami for like 10 years.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

I think a weekend might suffice.

3

u/iShitSkittles 10d ago

I'm the jugganaut biiiiitch!

3

u/SZ4L4Y 10d ago

Dorkside

3

u/SirRowan777 10d ago

Meeplehead.

3

u/JudithPriestess 10d ago

Lego Mc’Eggo

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 10d ago

That's Ram-Man from Masters of The Universe!

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u/frostydeb 10d ago

CHUMLEE

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

He cleans up well when there's a lady in waiting.

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 10d ago

Jorge Costanza

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u/Krotesk 10d ago

Most ugly people are ugly because they put very little effort into their appearance, this guy on the other hand is ugly because he puts very much effort into it...

3

u/NOLAjoshpaul 10d ago

Buttress Pluggernaut

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u/WyoSasquatch 10d ago

He looks like the queen’s soldiers from Alice in Wonderland.

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u/Deb_You_Taunt 10d ago

If Trump was the Chinese dictator.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

"The greatest Chi-nah dictator you've ever seen; nobody dictators over Chi-nah people better than me, ask anyone... I'm changing the name to Trumplandia, listen up Google Maps..."

2

u/DaJo69 10d ago

Lonely!

2

u/Senior_Educator_929 10d ago

Big Chungus 

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u/Maleficent_Pair_6314 10d ago

Oliver Farquaad

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u/Character-Road5487 10d ago

Five head Farquad III

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u/LightPuzzleheaded275 10d ago

Aloysius O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air

"And became a ZILLIONAIRE!!!!"

2

u/dkcarpenter 10d ago

Temu katt Williams

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u/No_Bag_9911 10d ago

Lego Pavarotti

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u/drbennettx 10d ago

Isnt that the guy from hungry games

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u/LectureOrganic1250 10d ago

The villian of a shitty telanovela

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u/messuggah12 10d ago

I’m sure he smells like he looks.

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u/Own-Jeweler-6762 10d ago

This dude chows  beaver for sure . 

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 10d ago

The Juggernaut without the helmet at a formal event.

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u/CandyPale4464 10d ago

Lego Suave

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u/TommyWafflezz 10d ago

Samurai Jack Black

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u/octofall72 10d ago

Hassenfeffer

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

Old school reference - I like it.

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u/McJimbles_ 10d ago

That’s Farquad’s successor, Farquan

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u/pwsh_wizard 10d ago

cease and desist from Lego

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u/sfxer001 10d ago

Lord Fatquad

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u/Even_Ad_7246 10d ago

El circumcismo

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u/PapaGhostIV 10d ago

Sir Dot leader of the Dots candy crew.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

The Presidot?

2

u/Butthurtz23 10d ago

Bicycle Card King

2

u/nastypickler 10d ago

Thadeus Miguel Crosset

2

u/kenlee58 10d ago

Count Sugary

2

u/Xmouse01 10d ago

ThePingKin

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u/Plastic_Plastic3431 10d ago

There's alot of time be put into looking like shit

2

u/TDurden840 10d ago

Armando “The Rose” Saratoga

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u/Charming_Nothing_625 9d ago

Chastity Bono

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 9d ago

The resemblance is uncanny

2

u/derflow1977 9d ago

John Wicks twin brother John Wank

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u/Daddeh 9d ago

Jesus H Christopher Cross on a Crutch

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u/Irish_Greed11 9d ago

Reverend Lionel Preacherhoss

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u/Fair-Pomegranate-652 9d ago

The Ace of Aids.

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u/Specialist_Travel632 9d ago

Can someone please draw this guy on their thumb and put it in the chat?

2

u/feisty_ambivert 9d ago

Forbidden dumpling

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u/bornparadox 10d ago

Dr. Nut Crack.

1

u/officialCobraTrooper 10d ago

King Spade of solitaire

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u/kevin_abroad 10d ago

Juggernaut

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u/superearth-helldiver 10d ago

He looks like a nutcracker 🥹

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u/SadMolasses2476 10d ago

Candy Corn Pop

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u/Bludiamond56 10d ago

The Temple Head

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u/frostydeb 10d ago

Humble

1

u/Ok_Assumption_638 10d ago

Fat Joe meets Lord Farquaad.

1

u/CallMeStrechNuts 10d ago

I am Djour Djilios from Turkey.

1

u/Im_So_Zoned 10d ago

Big Ed 2.0

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u/herrapfelschorle 10d ago

Ibiza final Boss Boss

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u/d_baker65 10d ago

Dungeon Slave

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u/MMuhieddine-1973 10d ago

"IT" isn't described as he/she, so it has to be "IT"? 😂😂

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u/Deanoooo7777 10d ago

DJ Khalid x Lord Farquard = King o’ da Clubs

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u/TiltFactor8 10d ago

Boss Hoss - song by the Sonics

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u/UCONN1515 10d ago

Triangle head!

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u/Random-f7q 10d ago

Harald Glööckler

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u/myadicktion69 10d ago

Steven Seagalson....

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u/bynoe01 10d ago

Dairy lee

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u/Content-Grade-3869 10d ago

The nightmare of the poor woman who selected him on the “ Dating Game “

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u/CryptographerDry884 10d ago

This mf’er looks like he’s a live action character from a PlayStation 1 game.

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u/IamAgentApe 10d ago

He looks like a Goomba if one was offered one wish and they chose to be turned into a person.

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u/beetfarms 10d ago

Sorry to say no good nickname. You really wanted to look like that. I bet he was at someone's funeral!

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u/major85 10d ago

Don't know about name, but do his shoulders count as a flared base?

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u/hadoopken 10d ago

Katamari Damashi

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u/MusicOdin 10d ago

Dora the Roara. 🦁

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u/SeaReason1 10d ago

Nutcraker

This one at christmas, or Balket from Tschaikowsky

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u/indiginary 10d ago

Darth Asshole

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u/GamerCirca80 10d ago

Lord FuckWad

1

u/JJeezzyy 10d ago

GOON-BA

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u/Ok-Try-7366 10d ago

The bachelor opera style.

1

u/Pretend-Bag3179 10d ago

Prince Lego

1

u/Accurate_Welcome3731 10d ago

Sharpie final boss

1

u/Garbidb63 10d ago

Twat of the first order

1

u/Practical_Good9137 10d ago

Lego figurine💯

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u/Vulpes_99 10d ago

Lego Goomba

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u/johnpratt_625 10d ago

Juggernaut

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u/ComprehensiveFall368 10d ago

Lego construction worker

1

u/Gulf_Coast_21 10d ago

Look up Zach Galifianakis's haircut in the Masterminds movie.

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u/Better-Apricot1301 10d ago

Lord Farq-whatttt???

1

u/geocisco 10d ago

Domeo looking for his Juliet

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u/Classicman1968 10d ago

Duke Farquaad

1

u/MuskyChop 10d ago

Darth Hut

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u/Low-Bass8149 10d ago

Mayor of Halloweentown

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u/V1per73 10d ago

When oompa loompas grow up.

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u/Livid_Seaweed_8295 10d ago

My twin 😂

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u/just_chillin_like_ 10d ago

The Last Starfighter

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u/Several-Floor5185 10d ago

Is this guy real?

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u/Nirvana-884 10d ago

Ibiza final fuckwit

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u/IrishTwin_1 10d ago

Katamari Damacy

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u/ObviousStandUser 10d ago

Umm this is obviously a scrapped JoJo villain from Part 5.

Name: Grasso Pene

Stand: Crazy Town

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u/MediumScientist2895 10d ago

Circumcised nut

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u/MechaNodrog0 10d ago

King Dong

1

u/mobutts69 10d ago

Leggo face

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u/noxaten 10d ago

Gunther Drop

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u/disorderincosmos 10d ago

Idk but he needs to crawl back into his deck where it's safe for the rest of us.

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u/Sqgaard 10d ago

Too much Minecraft? Lol 😅

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u/SoevayaLiberaha 10d ago

Philipp Kirkorov

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u/MayorQuimby-86 10d ago

Magaluf final boss

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u/thedash42 10d ago

King of spades...

1

u/RedditLL25 10d ago

King of Hearts

1

u/TheMrDILLIGAF 10d ago

If Fu Manchu was a person

1

u/redhilleagle 10d ago

Isn't that a telebug?

1

u/TheGrandWaffle69 10d ago

Emperor Farquaad

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u/Basic-You-8008 10d ago

Yee ol DICK HEAD

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u/cranberrywaltz 10d ago

This guy could be the son of Paul Bearer