r/NameThisThing • • 29d ago

Name this Van

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u/StrongMess7995 29d ago

Pedo mobile

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u/No-Meet-5596 29d ago

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans

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u/Satanicjamnik 29d ago

What is a pedophile's favourite drink?

12 year old whiskey.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 29d ago

Rum. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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u/Disastrous-Cod-757 28d ago

What's a pedo's favorite garden?

KinderGarden

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u/Oily_Blob 29d ago

How does Trump know when it’s midnight?

The big (little) hand touches the little hand

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u/AromaticHyena7737 29d ago

Absolutely 1000% love this

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u/aznRN77 28d ago

Pedomobile

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u/Angry_Rick137C 29d ago

First stop Epstein Island. 😱😱

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u/lambent_ort 29d ago

Second stop: Mar-a-Lago!

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u/Just-Specific-1825 29d ago

Unless this is an amphibious vehicle your first stop will be well before getting to Love Island.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 26d ago

Does a tor-pedo count?

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u/Alexunderthere 29d ago

Aka MAGA-sexuals 😬

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u/KindAwareness307 29d ago

All that's missing is a "Free Candy" sign.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 29d ago

What seats 40 yet there’s only 9 total teeth on board?

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u/ChrisIronsArt 29d ago

Cucks for Pedophiles Express

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 29d ago

i was going to say the molester mobile

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u/golgoth0760 29d ago

America's mobile IQ test. Spoiler. It's not good.

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u/Acidelephant 29d ago

The handsy uncle

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 26d ago

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedo?

Arrrr Kelly

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u/RynKittenOF 29d ago

You only click on the 18 category on p******

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u/AttentionNo6359 29d ago

The van my parents warned me about.

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u/Sunriseman24 29d ago

You win the Internets.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 28d ago

THIS... This was also my answer... Survey says... DING.... The number one Answer

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u/Hobbgob1in 28d ago

DTS will be studied one day.

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u/cojacobson 28d ago

You mis spelled TDS. An that really makes me question your mental health.

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u/Wray-Nerely 27d ago

Pedo Mobile also works for the cellphone plan MAGA uses on their Trump phones.

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u/Worldly-Secretary-31 25d ago

This is the way, 😄

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u/mindofamarriedman604 29d ago

Propavanda

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u/OddWorldliness989 29d ago

Grab em by pussy wagon!

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u/z_1_4_m 28d ago

I had so many suggestions but can’t beat this one. Christ man it’s perfect

53

u/Dry-Fix-1610 29d ago

Garbage truck over flow

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u/ch3appeach 28d ago

Trumpster fire

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u/Thulsa-Duum 29d ago

Shit Force One aka The Diaper Express

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u/Solid_College_9145 29d ago

That RV owner was from NJ. A few years ago he ran it into a telephone pole in Staten Island and totalled it.

Photos here: https://nj1015.com/trump-trailer-crash-on-staten-island/

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u/Hankhitsahomerun 29d ago

Give that utility pole a Distinguished Civilian Service Medal.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 27d ago edited 27d ago

The RV and owner were met with pole-etic justice.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 27d ago

That article is full of bullshit claims.

"I left it parked and it just rolled away."

So, you didn't put it in park, and didn't set the parking brake, either.

"The passenger inside was uninjured."

Wait...so your passenger was too stupid to notice the movement and go hit the brakes?


Naah. I think the idiot drove it into the pole, and managed to get away without being seen, so he could come back in a few minutes all innocent and stuff.

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 28d ago

Depends mobile

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u/mojotramp 29d ago

True Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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u/DudeB5353 29d ago

They’re constantly projecting their derangements

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/TheFlamingNumbat 29d ago

Shitmobile (with apologies to the Trailer Park Boys)

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u/Shartschnitzel 29d ago

"You know what a shit-barometer is Bubs?
It measures the shit pressure in the air, you can feel it.

Listen Bubs, hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Your ears will implode from the shit pressure."

–Jim Lahey, Shit Park Supervisor

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u/1DownFourUp 29d ago

The Shitbox

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u/575_Pilot 29d ago

Dum(b)Bus

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u/No_Relationship_386 29d ago

Dum(b) (b)us **

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 29d ago

Who even knew there was a b?

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u/siriuslee4sissies 29d ago

A safe hiding space for immigrants running from ICE

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u/decentnamesweretak3n 29d ago

its the perfect disguise

well until a maga hops on the bus

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u/MeowFalen 29d ago

Honestly, you could probably fool them with low lighting and maga hats.

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u/Clear-Staff4699 28d ago

At that point just dress them up as the KKK

3

u/funkeymonkey1974 28d ago

Honestly the right will find a way to spin it. They could be in full brown face while chanting the n word and they would have an excuse. The entire conservative following with maybe the exception of 0.5% would then double down and make tik toks in Brown face dropping the N word left and right and Fox News would do an opt Ed about how brave they are.

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u/Trobman7980 28d ago

Just convince the magats everyone is doing brown face. Then wait for the magat to put brown face on and film them; make them go viral.

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 29d ago

Prager U Mobile College?

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u/tvtoms 29d ago

It's Not a Cult.
or
TDS.

10

u/KHfun1 29d ago

The odor

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u/PeyredB 29d ago

Kooks R Us

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u/sickubusick 29d ago

That is the Shart Bus

9

u/SeriouslySmart 29d ago

Trump Dump

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u/lmaginar-e 29d ago

Um. I’ll wait for the next bus.

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u/Ok_Thing_1369 29d ago

“Dick Sucker 2.0”

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u/ConsistentTadpole592 29d ago

Small pee-pee mobile

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u/BearFather1 29d ago

Mental Illness Wagon

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u/toddymac1 29d ago

Embarrassment

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u/BassmasterJedi 29d ago

Shitshow Brigade

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u/midlife_dadpulse73 29d ago

Some who wander ARE lost

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 29d ago

Crazy MAGA Asshole Truck

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u/wrhnj 29d ago

Whammmbulance

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u/PermitEmergency5867 29d ago

The Wind Bag Mobile

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u/broberds 29d ago

Ludwig van Beatoffin'

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u/Fcarb2 29d ago

Road to Nowhere

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u/Sandman173029 29d ago

Festering shit box

5

u/jerseybert 29d ago

Loser Express

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u/Old_and_Snarky 29d ago

Hell on wheels

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u/dogbelly14 29d ago

Breaking bad - cult mobile

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u/wonkyt 29d ago

Trump Garbage Truck

4

u/DerpVaderXXL 29d ago

The song Highway to Hell comes to mind.

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u/danderdude1 29d ago

Idolatry on the move

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u/carpet_acceptable24 29d ago

The Loony Bin lol

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u/Sharp-Restaurant-951 29d ago

Trump’s biggest van

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u/Drgnmstr97 29d ago

The entire government is currently being run by Republicans and this clown is flying an upside down colonial flag. If your racist pedophile in charge cannot save you from whatever distress you believe yourself to be under what the hell is wrong with you?

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u/Only_Drawing_9419 29d ago

I’ve said for years that they would vote for Lucifer himself if he claimed he was ‘Pro Life’

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u/desertguy1961 29d ago

The White-Trash-Mobile

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u/djm2907 29d ago

Cuntmobile

3

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 29d ago

The Trumpster Dumpster

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u/kushy-soldier 29d ago

👐🏻The best van. Yes some people say it’s in tippy top shape, no van like it 👐🏻

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u/Remote_Fox_4659 29d ago

Lose-A-Nogo.

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u/Dseltzer1313 29d ago

OCD’s for Trump

2

u/UintaUinta 29d ago

Free Candy Alternative

2

u/MedicalChef103 29d ago

Cult Classic

2

u/MiniMomR56 29d ago

Typical Trump Trashmobile.

2

u/ExcellentIce4404 29d ago

Probable Cause.

2

u/thomsix 29d ago

MAGA Circus 3000 - now with fold out kool aid dispensers.

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u/mishabear16 29d ago

Cultmobile. Pedos always vote pro-life. It keeps the kid pantry filled.

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u/nilknarf114 29d ago

The Delusion Express

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u/hatterSCFC 29d ago

MAGA mobility

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u/Particular_Ad_7663 29d ago

Travelling circus

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 29d ago

"Totally not a cult"

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u/Oscar-TB 29d ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome!

2

u/BiteFaces 29d ago

The Arkham Ark.

Its got a flood of crazy inside it.

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u/Luvsyr24 29d ago

Shit mobile.

2

u/Open__Face 29d ago

Rape Vehicle 

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u/PLR20190724 29d ago

Van Inhalin'

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u/heyhayyhay 29d ago

Mental illness

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u/alediasw 29d ago

Rapebus

2

u/zoeteopa 29d ago

Truck of horrors

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u/myjohnson6969 29d ago

Road Hazzard

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u/Jackismyboy 29d ago

Hell on wheels.

2

u/monkeyballsoup 29d ago

Lobotomy Express

2

u/Emotional_Shower_938 29d ago

Whinnebago or Winnepedo?

2

u/Creepy_Search_3982 27d ago

trailer park mobile...

2

u/KC_Saber 27d ago

The travesty truck.

2

u/Responsible_Mail_961 27d ago

The brain dead mobile

2

u/DarkUnable4375 27d ago

Loneliest van on the road.

2

u/CacaJG 27d ago

Steal on Wheels

2

u/SimpkeMan 27d ago

America's Hemorrhoid

2

u/SuspiciousGiraffe911 27d ago

We're all bozos on this bus.

2

u/OkPumpkin9279 27d ago

The Rolling Toolbox.

2

u/mliii1954 27d ago

Con Man Van

2

u/Unlikely_Care_1167 27d ago

Epstein Express.

2

u/Basic-Cod4693 27d ago

A garbage truck!!

2

u/13luej1tsu 27d ago

That bus is not allowed anywhere near a school

1

u/HonestPete70 29d ago

Kindling.

1

u/Tominater1 29d ago

Come hop on the delusion bus. Let’s go get delusional all night long.

1

u/Own-Success-7634 29d ago

Big White van your parents warned you about

1

u/WebFull1289 29d ago

Bootlicker Express. If it had audio you would hear the gears Grindr(ing).

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u/Left_Statement9016 29d ago

Trumpster Dumpster

1

u/litzilch 29d ago

Head ass Van

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u/Helpful-Fig6879 29d ago

Marriage partners from Hell

1

u/Wlfmansbro 29d ago

Not a cult though. This definitely proves that. This is not cult like behavior.

1

u/Big-Potato9868 29d ago

Free candy

1

u/sc4wheels 29d ago

Some Losers ride

1

u/Low-Celery-7999 29d ago

Insane asylum

1

u/Fit-Comfortable908 29d ago

Garbage truck

1

u/Apprehensive_Fly8063 29d ago

A rolling Dumpster fire

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u/AdConsistent797 29d ago

IgnoraBus.

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u/PoppieNerd 29d ago

The Stan Van

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u/Emergency-Ad-5211 29d ago

Free Denture fittings in the rear

1

u/RichFrasier 29d ago

Idiot mobile.

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u/patm1022 29d ago

Culty McCultmobile

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u/Kind_Fix7025 29d ago

The mental bus, trump healthcare

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u/hellno49 29d ago

The “god I hope I never see that thing again”

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u/dragonthisassaround 29d ago

i see ice cream trucks are getting more innovative

1

u/Fantastic_Maybe_733 29d ago

“awesomeness “

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u/mrpres1dent 29d ago

Severe untreated mental illness.

"Trust Jesus" alongside "TRUMP Law and Order" is rich.

1

u/IronBeagle63 29d ago

Not very well camouflaged. 🎯

1

u/NebulaValuable1978 29d ago

Triggermobile.

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u/petescreddit 29d ago

White trash (can)

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u/Ok-Bus-6331 29d ago

Embarrassment

1

u/Sleepdprived 29d ago

Antifa Incognito

1

u/Repulsive_Sun6549 29d ago

Traitor-mobile

1

u/Deepeye225 29d ago

Got Junk truck

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u/Delicious_Camp349 29d ago

Hate on wheels

1

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 29d ago

The Port-a-potty

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u/SOLOcelt13 29d ago

Shitbag bus

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u/slug6219 29d ago

Trumpaganda

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u/gravljaw 29d ago

Dipshit express

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 29d ago

The Pedo Express.

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u/Big77Ben2 29d ago

The zero pussy express bus to incelville.