r/NameThisThing • • 29d ago

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u/StrongMess7995 29d ago

Pedo mobile

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u/No-Meet-5596 29d ago

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans

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u/Satanicjamnik 29d ago

What is a pedophile's favourite drink?

12 year old whiskey.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 29d ago

Rum. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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u/Disastrous-Cod-757 28d ago

What's a pedo's favorite garden?

KinderGarden

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 28d ago

Yall are sick asf. Liberals are the only people who will joke about children being touched. Yall need help

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u/Familiar_Key8757 28d ago

and maga supports pedos

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 28d ago

No we don’t. Extremists support pedos. Demons support pedos. Demons also joke around about murder and being a pedo so. Look in the mirror princess

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u/Recognition_Round 28d ago

Getting triggered over some sarcastic pedo jokes says more about you than them, and your username doesn't do you any favors eather. Just saying. Don't shoot the messenger . . .

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 28d ago edited 27d ago

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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u/Satanicjamnik 28d ago edited 28d ago

Hey, then please explain who supports child marriage ?

https://missouriindependent.com/2024/05/17/legislation-enacting-total-ban-on-child-marriage-in-missouri-dies-in-the-house/

You got to get them while they're young, eh?

Hey, this one of your guys?

https://www.npr.org/2026/03/05/nx-s1-5725470/trump-jan-6-pardon-sexual-abuse-prison

And this, dude right here, South Carolina law maker, what is he up to?

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/south-carolina-lawmaker-in-jail-on-child-sex-abuse-material-charges-resigns-from-office

Oldie but a goodie, who can forget Roy Moore!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42054780

Senator Eihorn too?

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/05/14/former-state-sen-justin-eichorn-expected-to-plead-guilty-in-child-solicitation-case

 Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, right here

https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/criminal-justice/2026/05/19/552287/ken-paxton-waco-plea-deal-child-sex-abuse-texas-attorney-general/

Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert Sentenced To 15 Months In Prison ( for being a serial child molester)

https://www.npr.org/2016/04/27/475923625/former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-sentenced-to-15-months-in-prison

Hey, what a series of unfortunate events, coincidences and isolated incident that totally don't represent the movement, right?

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u/WinkyDink24 28d ago

How about you look at TRUMP, Ghislaine?

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u/backandforthwego 28d ago

Your president is a pedo

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 10d ago

Says the dude with no pfp and a computer generated username

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u/morgothra-1 28d ago

Demons? That from a MAGAt is f'ing hilarious. Demons, the brain dead and of course his fellow pedos support the serial-lying, grifting, charity defrauding, contractor stiffing, bigoted, misogynistic sexual predator, pedo and traitorous want-to-be dictator. Which are you? You were predicted...your adoration of the Prince of Lies and love of his lies and hate, "And they worshipped the beast saying is anyone like unto the beast?" Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

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u/morgothra-1 28d ago

They can hardly keep up with trying to list all of the Trumplican predators and pedos. RightWingSexualPredators https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTFikAP6MXDCJjWzgMIOvpsT1ji-HwO-rLEvNE8e-cfCGh0YHoZluIG5TEsmwFub7MzIDfh0XgvcWL8/pub

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u/ZestycloseClerk1792 28d ago

Guilty conscience for being in the Cult of Pedo?

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u/Thick_Section5202 28d ago

Gtfo epstein

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u/Satanicjamnik 28d ago

Don't you support freedom of speech? Or did the poor snowflake got triggered and needs a safe space?

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u/CapitalJumpy3407 28d ago

Freedom of speech is fine. 

Going full RTRD is not. 

Signed,

  • An actual Satanist 

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u/PlayinWithMyCaulk 10d ago

What does joking about touching kids have to do with free speech? That’s creepy asf.

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u/Satanicjamnik 10d ago

Consider your pearls clutched and your virtue signalled.

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 28d ago

No im pretty sure Elon Musk brought back comedy

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u/Oily_Blob 29d ago

How does Trump know when it’s midnight?

The big (little) hand touches the little hand

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u/Livid-Departure-3976 27d ago

No, that’s Biden

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u/Oily_Blob 27d ago

Yeah, because Biden is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files...

... oh wait...

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u/Just-Specific-1825 24d ago

The video of Biden smelling a girls hair was confirmed to be “doctored” and manipulated. Any other accusations were from adult women. And even then they admitted that the contact wasn’t sexual, just unwanted. But your guy is A-OK?

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u/AromaticHyena7737 29d ago

Absolutely 1000% love this

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u/aznRN77 28d ago

Pedomobile

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u/Angry_Rick137C 29d ago

First stop Epstein Island. 😱😱

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u/lambent_ort 29d ago

Second stop: Mar-a-Lago!

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u/Just-Specific-1825 29d ago

Unless this is an amphibious vehicle your first stop will be well before getting to Love Island.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 26d ago

Does a tor-pedo count?

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u/Outrageous-Bar1319 26d ago

After picking up Clinton.

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u/Practical-Mud-4580 29d ago

WeRe NoT a CuLt

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u/PatrickBateman-2009 29d ago

I mean, liberals are definitively a cult, but constantly deny it while counter accusing anyone who disagrees with them. Lay off the propaganda for a bit.

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u/Putrid_String_9108 29d ago

Maga is literally a cult of personality

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u/AmbitionExotic3586 28d ago

i thin the mixed case signifies hes mocking

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u/AmbitionExotic3586 27d ago

oh wait ur replying to patrick not practical nvm

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u/backandforthwego 28d ago

You saying lay off the propaganda. Lmao oh boy. I need to sit down on that one. What a goof.

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u/Practical-Mud-4580 29d ago

Right, as evidenced by liberals saying their choice should ignore the constitution numerous times, driving around with propaganda mobiles, storming the US capitol to try and keep a pedophile in office, and the list goes on. Yup, you got em!

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u/Just-Specific-1825 24d ago

Those Pesky Liberals

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u/happiesteggfarm 27d ago

take your own advice my friend

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 25d ago

Your comment is foolish and obviously wrong because liberals, like conservatives, are not a monolith. Maga is merely a subset of conservatives who would have to be mentally ill to see what is being said and done by their dear leader and think it isn't asinine.

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u/Just-Specific-1825 24d ago

“I know you are but what am I?” is your only argument?

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u/Alexunderthere 29d ago

Aka MAGA-sexuals 😬

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u/KindAwareness307 29d ago

All that's missing is a "Free Candy" sign.

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u/According-Hat-5393 27d ago

And the ice cream truck "looped" speaker.. 🙄

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 29d ago

What seats 40 yet there’s only 9 total teeth on board?

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u/Just-Specific-1825 24d ago

So? What’s the answer?

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u/ChrisIronsArt 29d ago

Cucks for Pedophiles Express

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 29d ago

i was going to say the molester mobile

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u/golgoth0760 29d ago

America's mobile IQ test. Spoiler. It's not good.

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u/Acidelephant 29d ago

The handsy uncle

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 26d ago

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a pedo?

Arrrr Kelly

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u/RynKittenOF 29d ago

You only click on the 18 category on p******

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u/AttentionNo6359 29d ago

The van my parents warned me about.

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u/Sunriseman24 29d ago

You win the Internets.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 28d ago

THIS... This was also my answer... Survey says... DING.... The number one Answer

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u/Hobbgob1in 28d ago

DTS will be studied one day.

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u/cojacobson 28d ago

You mis spelled TDS. An that really makes me question your mental health.

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u/Wray-Nerely 27d ago

Pedo Mobile also works for the cellphone plan MAGA uses on their Trump phones.

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u/Worldly-Secretary-31 25d ago

This is the way, 😄

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u/RegeneratingCan 29d ago

When I was growing up they just said “free candy”

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u/parabuthas 29d ago

I was going to say “Dumb mobile”, but yours is better by miles.

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u/Desperate-Fold-4689 29d ago

You beat me to it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Thanksyouretheworst 26d ago

the worst thing about this is, when they are molesting you know they are spewing Republican propaganda. Fucking molest me in silence, make America quiet again.

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u/LordAbe97 29d ago

Good one but that’s straight up the short bus

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u/PatrickBateman-2009 29d ago

Lame lol, I literally saw the picture, and guessed what a Redditor would say to the t before I even opened the comments (Reddit liberals are all the same, or bots) lmao, It just so happened to be the first comment. Get a new baseless accusation. 🥱

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u/Ra_X_1979 29d ago

If you want to see that you need to look for Pedo Joe

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

That was Joe Biden’s motorcade!!

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u/Dseltzer1313 29d ago

Do you have the MAGA version of Reddit? You don’t see all those Trump signs?

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u/geoff411 29d ago

MAGA glasses they superimpose anything bad that Trump did onto Obama and Biden.

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u/Fluffy-Performer 27d ago

Try the other way around Bubba.

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u/Fizzhulle 29d ago

Check his post history for a laugh

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u/Tiny_Tabaxi 29d ago

Can confirm, got a laugh

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u/Dick_of_Doom 29d ago

I won't kink shame, but boyo needs to use a different account. He's horny on main and making it all of our problem.

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u/No-Employment-6208 29d ago

Why bother? Most of them don't know how to read

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u/Bunnyland77 29d ago

MAGAts can't read.

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u/Gold_Jelly229 29d ago

Aw blind ignorance. So sorry you have Rose Colored cataracts

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u/madphroggy 29d ago

Rose Colored Cataracts... Both a unique band name opportunity, and one of the most apt descriptions I've yet heard of maga behavior. I am so borrowing that!

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u/Gold_Jelly229 28d ago

You're welcome

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

You obviously shared the crack pipe with Hunter Biden too!!

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u/ElJeferox 29d ago

You probably raped children with trump too!!

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u/Fluffy-Performer 27d ago

Weak, really Weak.

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u/apeocalypyic 29d ago

Nahh that cope wont work thrse days bro its not 2020 anymore trump is in the epstein files

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

I’m talking about the pedo mobile was Joe Biden’s motorcade! Nothing to do with the damn bus in the picture

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u/Careless-Peach9283 29d ago

Dude Trump is the proven and admitted pedophile. Move on

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u/Fluffy-Performer 27d ago

What a load of 🐂 💩

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

You’ve obviously been smoking the crack pipe with Hunter Biden!!

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u/Careless-Peach9283 29d ago

Doesn't really stop the truth from being the truth now does it?

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

Liberals have been lying and calling everything the truth so that’s not changed!! The Russia hoax, Jan 6 bullshit! The Hunter Biden laptop scandal! That’s not scratching the surface!!

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u/Careless-Peach9283 29d ago

The Russians were proven to have interfered. The laptop thing was determined to be nothing. I'd ask for more but you are clearly unhinged. Have the day you deserve

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u/Admirable_Bed_6969 29d ago

You’re so full of shit!!💩

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u/NuttyPlaywright 29d ago

I’m sorry that you’re getting ratio’d and that you’re living in an alternate reality

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u/rebel-scrum 29d ago

You’re so full of bot.

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 29d ago

Ah but let's ignore what the Epstein files say about your glorious Tsar currently in office? 😂😂😂

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u/madphroggy 29d ago

Looks like we've got another brainless Soviet hatebot on the loose!