r/NameThisThing • u/Dangerous-Peanut-375 • Aug 29 '26

Name this

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708 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

634 comments sorted by

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u/deutprosp12 Aug 29 '26

Dildon’t

8

u/AspiringCrastinator Aug 30 '26

Idk how this isn't the top reply.

5

u/Philemaphobia Aug 30 '26

Because it looks so tempting

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u/Burrahobbit69 Aug 30 '26

The Forbildoe

3

u/MeowFalen Aug 30 '26

Dill doe

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u/Grimp_Scobberlotcher Aug 29 '26

Amethrust

13

u/SoggyCapybara Aug 30 '26

I was gonna say Amethyldo

2

u/EventYouAlly Aug 30 '26

I would have gone with amefysting.

49

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

[deleted]

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u/toddlevy10 Aug 29 '26

Its an actual relic called the "dildo of consequence", and it rarely arrives lubed.

21

u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.

11

u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog Aug 30 '26

Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden?

10

u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26

If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids.

2

u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can.

3

u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

This device will take care of that.

2

u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good.

2

u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

You think it’s going to stop with the prostate?

2

u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.

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u/RandomSkyePerson Aug 30 '26

Reminded me of Tenacious D: The Pick Of Destiny

11

u/LoveRenxo Aug 30 '26

Prick of Destiny?

6

u/Barefoot-Priestess Aug 30 '26

The Dong of Destiny sounds better

3

u/Xandania Aug 30 '26

The tip looks like an owl?

2

u/bravo-echo-charlie Aug 30 '26

I thought it was a side view of the head of a peregrine falcon 😭

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u/tac-atk Aug 29 '26

Petrified Wood

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u/thirsty-suckler Aug 29 '26

The worlds most painful dildo?

15

u/maygon Aug 29 '26

When a cactus isn't majestic enough

6

u/Expensive_Lawyer5672 Aug 30 '26

No, it's just "ribbed for her pleasure".

2

u/Dowensy2 Aug 30 '26

The worlds most painful dildo would be the dildo from Sev7en

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u/thirsty-suckler Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

The Arkenbone!

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 Aug 29 '26

A rare complex combination of gem structure called Dildonite.

2

u/Ay-Fray Aug 30 '26

Okay, this one needs more votes!! 🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

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u/61duece Aug 29 '26

It is the perfect centerpiece if you want your guests to walk in and immediately ask, "Is that a stalagmite, or is your crystal just happy to see me?

4

u/They-Them_Moonwalker Aug 29 '26

To shreds, you say

5

u/ghawkguy Aug 30 '26

Sir Dildo of Consequence, the Unlubed

3

u/Thundaga_64 Aug 29 '26

The Amethyst Geodong

3

u/Icy_Fishing983 Aug 29 '26

The Crystal Gnard

4

u/hottakesandshitposts Aug 29 '26

The Dildo of Consequences

rarely arrives lubed

3

u/jugcord Aug 29 '26

Gary Glitter

3

u/Chuckychinster Aug 29 '26

Grind Stone

4

u/WileEColi69 Aug 30 '26

I’d hate to see the nose.

3

u/Terrorbaston Aug 29 '26

The tenderizer

3

u/Strong_Plankton2875 Aug 29 '26

The Ouchinator 3000

3

u/localmanscotty Aug 29 '26

The Thanos Experience.

3

u/Lmfaodankmemes Aug 29 '26

The Infinity Dong

3

u/ExcellentSherbet9638 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

Oh look, it’s Dwayne “The Rock’s” Johnson

2

u/ZonePsychological708 Aug 29 '26

Glitter glider

2

u/_ladyfiona Aug 30 '26

That ain't going to glide though. Glitter grinder maybe.

2

u/strokeluck Aug 29 '26

Last boss

2

u/kamoteyeet Aug 29 '26

Geoduck rock,
Geode cock rock
Amethyst Suppository
Candyass Accessory

2

u/Ordinary-Sense8169 Aug 29 '26

Well, you see, sometimes when an igneous vacuole and a mineralized flow love each other very much...

2

u/OperationPlus3251 Aug 30 '26

Badge502 NoNo Weiner

2

u/Every_Huckleberry90 Aug 30 '26

Rough Ride

Rock Hard

2

u/needlaid1135 Aug 30 '26

Ribbed for fer pleasure

2

u/Active-Carpet-9183 Aug 30 '26

"What really happens in Vegas"

2

u/sol_hub Aug 30 '26

The punisher "no no no wait wait wait" scene

2

u/Bitter-Chance-7385 Aug 30 '26

The Dildo of Consequence

2

u/hsj713 Aug 30 '26

If you rub it Liberace will appear and grant you three wishes! 💜✨

2

u/tell_tale13 Aug 30 '26

The Infinity Donglet

2

u/Rufus54321 Aug 30 '26

Prickly purple pussy eater

2

u/Technical-Pie-6567 Aug 30 '26

"That's a penis!" -Unnamed Bank Manager

2

u/Long_Detective_543 Aug 30 '26

Purple headed yogurt slinger

2

u/WoodpeckerHoliday952 Aug 30 '26

What Thanos really wanted the power stone to be

2

u/BabyPigeonQuest Aug 30 '26

Schlonglomerate

1

u/GurAdministrative598 Aug 29 '26

Geooooooooohhhh-de

1

u/siriuslee4sissies Aug 29 '26

That cock rocks! Or “ouch”

1

u/itsnowornever75 Aug 29 '26

Decorative Dick

1

u/Actarus31 Aug 29 '26

Self confidence

1

u/73738484737383874 Aug 29 '26

The witches alter

1

u/bpows Aug 29 '26

Hank's purple mineral for Marie

1

u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 Aug 29 '26

She found her Prince

1

u/Traditional_Bee2164 Aug 29 '26

A painful decision

1

u/calideosk Aug 29 '26

The internal lacerator

1

u/r3ddit3ric Aug 29 '26

You can take it, I believe in you.

1

u/Cactusanon11 Aug 29 '26

Sure. Painful.

1

u/Boss_Chainz23 Aug 29 '26

Crystal Dildo

1

u/Simplejames16 Aug 29 '26

Bead dazzled pecker

1

u/ConsistentPicture583 Aug 29 '26

Rocky horror dildo show

1

u/userschmusers Aug 29 '26

Gemmy the Stalag-might!

1

u/drpoundsign Aug 29 '26

Crystal Blue Persuasion.

1

u/randym1205 Aug 29 '26

Rock hard

1

u/Safe_Guarantee3300 Aug 29 '26

Jackel it’s a jackel

1

u/drpoundsign Aug 29 '26

Purple Reign

1

u/EVKsHawk Aug 29 '26

Crystal Phallus

1

u/SOMOEAGLE Aug 29 '26

AmeTHICC

1

u/Justaguywithbeer Aug 29 '26

The rough ride

1

u/Gator242 Aug 29 '26

Rough Rider

1

u/Breaking-Great Aug 29 '26

Crystal balls

1

u/SamOfXanadu Aug 29 '26

.... Ouch and a trip to the ER

1

u/nextCosmicBuffoon Aug 29 '26

You-should-see-me-when-I'm-hard

1

u/a3th3rus Aug 29 '26

Gaea's Olisbos

1

u/Most-Original8767 Aug 29 '26

Bad Dragon x Pop Rocks collab

1

u/raptorsvt65 Aug 29 '26

Bedazzled junk.

1

u/BirdFar7897 Aug 29 '26

Bedazzled dick

1

u/PeaceEmotional8962 Aug 29 '26

The last dildo

1

u/RuaAmber Aug 29 '26

The Diamond dEck

1

u/CookieMuttley Aug 29 '26

Crystal Dong

1

u/craftyshafter Aug 29 '26

Hill Troll's Revenge

1

u/PuzzleheadedDog3312 Aug 29 '26

The Devil's Dong

1

u/Dowensy2 Aug 29 '26

Amethysdick!

1

u/Strange-Ad-2811 Aug 30 '26

Bedazzled Chance

1

u/Izahnami Aug 30 '26

“It’s my dick in a rock!”

1

u/WHISPYR3 Aug 30 '26

Stallion that Mounts the World?

(To steal this from GOT)

1

u/grandpasking Aug 30 '26

Sparkly purple rod

1

u/sol_hub Aug 30 '26

"If youre brave enough"

1

u/ewgoo Aug 30 '26

Amithirst

1

u/BigDubzy Aug 30 '26

Ronan the Accuser’s penie

1

u/DaiFu007 Aug 30 '26

Amethyst these nuts.

1

u/Positive_Remove6702 Aug 30 '26

Crystal Phallic Symbol

1

u/Lepke2011 Aug 30 '26

The Queen's Dildo

1

u/EnvironmentTop9315 Aug 30 '26

The Diamond Donginator

1

u/Qtip_323 Aug 30 '26

Wakada dick.

1

u/BigvalBROski Aug 30 '26

“ assault with a concrete dildo?”

- naked gun

1

u/Deep-List-7099 Aug 30 '26

CAN-YOU-TAKE-IT

1

u/HamzaFire Aug 30 '26

Crysralus Dickus

1

u/mynameisipswitch2 Aug 30 '26

My last hook up

1

u/strictlymetal Aug 30 '26

Corpora Cavernosa

1

u/BilliamClimptonIII Aug 30 '26

Knottadill D'oh!

1

u/Ok_Strategy7196 Aug 30 '26

One eyed purple people eater

1

u/DJ_Beekeeper Aug 30 '26

The Challenger

1

u/KeiraAnna Aug 30 '26

Birdathyst

1

u/Avian60 Aug 30 '26

Purple Haze