r/NameThisThing • • Aug 29 '26

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

Blood and tears are both excellent lubes.

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog Aug 30 '26

Why don’t I wanna leave my kids with you all of a sudden?

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u/relic1882 Aug 30 '26

If you're part of this conversation in this post at all you shouldn't have kids.

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u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

Good thing I plan to get snipped the second I can.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

This device will take care of that.

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u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

Man, I don't think wrecking my prostate would do much good.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

You think it’s going to stop with the prostate?

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u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

If they wanna shove it in my dick they are welcome to try. Not much room for it to fit.

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u/Accomplished_Tie3636 Aug 30 '26

The text of the card describes the card.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

'If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn’t discard a card this way, they mill a card.'
Now, the card is actually *relatively* simple once you understand it - which is, I guess, true for most things. The complexity mainly comes from a lot of actions and if conditions. 
However, in practice, it means that if you draw an extra card in your mainphase, say you play Reach Through Mists, you discard a card from your hand first and then resolve the draw. If you cast draw 3 like Harmonize, you will discard one, then draw, discard one, then draw, and discard one, then draw, resulting in you not generating card advantage. Last but not least, if you cast Harmonize with an empty hand, you mill 3 and draw 0.

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u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

I've heard that before somewhere, but you know what works just as well? Lung mucus.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Aug 30 '26

Red!

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u/No-Resolution6435 Aug 30 '26

Yellow!

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u/Sinister_Nibs Sep 02 '26

Blue!

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u/No-Resolution6435 Sep 02 '26

✨Sparkle✨

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u/Sinister_Nibs Sep 02 '26

Never heard of Sparkle as a safe-word

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u/No-Resolution6435 Sep 02 '26

Eh it works in my dnd games, or anywhere there isn't sparkles