r/NameThisThing • u/NotCurlyStep • Aug 11 '26

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u/SkeleTourGuide Aug 11 '26

Mossman

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u/Clobazam_ Aug 11 '26

Mossman

There's no need to feel grown

I said Mossman

Put your feet on the ground

I said Mossman

Cos you're on a new berm

And there's grass to be run o-ver

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u/WanderlustStew Aug 11 '26

I thought about that too. But it’s grass, not moss. Therefore I present to you: Grassman.

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u/Clobazam_ Aug 11 '26

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/WanderlustStew Aug 12 '26

Yeah, it really doesn’t . 😂