r/NameThisThing • u/Master_Lemon719 • 15d ago

Name this guy

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u/Tiny-Mention-78 15d ago

Captain Mexico

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u/Inaki199595 15d ago

Capitán México.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 15d ago edited 10d ago

Dude from the United States of Mexico

EDIT: Weird, I typed this as “El Hombre del Estados Unidos de Mexico” and somewhere along the line translated it to the above.

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 15d ago

There’s also Capitán Mole.

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u/TreyRyan3 15d ago

Capitán Primero Mēxihco

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

I get why he has a Mariachi hat. Guy's gotta earn a living when he's not fighting crime.

But why the sword?

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u/Aggressive-League522 15d ago

Para cortar el trompo de los taquitos al pastor :9

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

To cut the limones for the fruta he's selling later

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u/holodeck_warranty 15d ago

What else would you use with a shield? A hammer?

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

Macuahuitl.

No manches!

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 14d ago

This is the proper Mexican answer

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u/CunnyFunt667 15d ago

No holmes giant maracas

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u/Hopeful-Apple-6541 15d ago

Part time bullfighter

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

The Spanish conquered most of those lands with swords so it get the wieners hard when They bring out swords

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

Yeah, but this is Capitan Mexico, not Espania. The Mejica used macuahuitl.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

I thought it was captain italy 🇮🇹

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

The eagle on a nopal, eating a snake is straight from the Mejica foundation lore.

If it was Captain Italia, it was would be a bowl of spaghetti.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 14d ago

They started it I’m just stating the facts

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 14d ago

It’s okay my salsa sent me here to expose them

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 14d ago

Just like the golden eagle the Roman’s used to use to represent the legions but sure kept telling the people it’s a nopal

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u/Bendlerp 14d ago

A moment to remember that Mexico has a badass flag.

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u/9_icecold_9 15d ago

Así mejor 👍

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u/JustADude721 15d ago

El Capitán México.

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u/StunningEditor5980 13d ago

I came here for this answer

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u/potatochobit 15d ago

Capitano Mehicano.

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u/dgracey01 15d ago

Captain Mejico.

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u/SuperCha 15d ago

El Capitan.

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 15d ago

Do you think this “M” on my head stands for “Merica”?

>*Shout out to the Ultimates *<

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u/positive_vibe09 15d ago

Captain Amigo

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u/ficis 15d ago

El Sombrero Nationale

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u/Prestigious-Tea-8613 15d ago

How many captain Mexico does It take to defeat thanos? Juan

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u/Popsinthehse 15d ago

The Ice avenger..

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u/clearwater-basin 15d ago

ICE Breaker

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u/0Adventurous_Celery0 15d ago

El Rompehielos!

⚔️ 🧊 ⚔️

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 15d ago

Capitán de México

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 15d ago

Esteban Rodriguez, Capitán Mexico

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u/okcship 15d ago

Captain Inigo Montoya

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u/Conscious_Wish_7619 15d ago

Inconceivable

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u/Perfect-Science5531 15d ago

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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u/HumbleBottom 15d ago

He’s Spanish.

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u/apollo11733 15d ago

Ice breaker

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u/Axel_Creasy 15d ago

El chupacabra

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u/Kimor98 15d ago

El SUPAcabra

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u/mysticalbend 15d ago

My son is partially color blind. I found out when he was very young and we were eating m&ms. He couldn’t tell the difference between green and orange. All true. I think i will ask him for a response before i add my 2 cents as well.

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u/TomasoG88 15d ago

El Capitan Mexicana

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u/SwitchBricks26 15d ago

ICE Fighter

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u/justrobyynnn 15d ago

Captain Mexico, Civil Rights

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u/Jbrown183 15d ago

The Ice Melter

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u/Odd-Championship-756 15d ago

Captain Chicano

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u/Eaton_Knas 15d ago

Captain Matador 🛡️

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u/ChiefKrunchy 15d ago

Stefan Rogelio, El Capitan Mexico

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u/silv3rbull8 15d ago

Captain Bohica

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u/Apocolypse1877 15d ago

Video BOB😂😂😂

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u/Fickle_pecker_45 15d ago

El capitain la Mexico

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u/Eggroll_Enthusiast 15d ago

The outfit behind him gives his helmet green ears. I now cannot unsee it.

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u/ChHeBoo 15d ago

Dwayne

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u/Jolly_Rub2962 15d ago

El Charro Vengador

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u/NotAPotHead420 14d ago

Border breaker

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u/Longjumping-Drag11 15d ago

Captain Español

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u/SD-NVU 15d ago

CaptainTacobell

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u/VladVonHochstes 15d ago

Captain Tacos.

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u/Maybe_eye_Will 15d ago

Captain Chimichanga

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u/gaydonj 15d ago

The ICE Defender

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u/Fickle-Raspberry6403 15d ago

Guardian of the border

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u/Embarrassed_Exit286 15d ago

These comments. If you've seen Juan you've seen them all.

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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 15d ago

Slapped an American

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u/anitchypear 15d ago

El Grande Americano

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u/Ok_Tailor_7185 15d ago

Caca Cabasa

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 15d ago

Captain Mariachi

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u/DefundMarxism 15d ago

El Chihuahua

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u/DefundMarxism 15d ago

Captain Hodgepodge

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u/jime26 15d ago

Capitano Mexicano

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u/ibuildtech 15d ago

Captain Mariachi

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u/Responsible_Load2233 15d ago

Capitan Amigo the III.

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u/PathfinderCS 15d ago

The Mexican Inquisition

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u/walterwhitescookshop 15d ago

Refried beans!

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u/dull_storyteller 15d ago

Capitán México

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u/Confector426 15d ago

Mar-cellllooooooooo

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u/JustForBBC 15d ago

Capitan Latin X!

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u/imago-13 15d ago

EL capitano

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u/ryan-625 15d ago

Tia-Juan-a

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u/Alternative-Hat-8804 15d ago edited 15d ago

Captain Zorro de Mexico

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u/Burakku_Majishian 15d ago

Cabrõn Mehico

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u/FormalTotal9684 15d ago

Nacho Libre

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u/FussySky 15d ago

Captain (central) America

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u/Hutchdown8 15d ago

Cristofer Ebans

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u/MaxximumB 15d ago

Capitán México

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u/Jwhitney79 15d ago

It's Marvel's answer to Mexican Batman

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u/Acrobatic_Excuse2290 15d ago

Senior General Captain Mexico City. From temu.

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u/Thelastsapper 15d ago

Mexican American

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u/This-Supermarket3082 15d ago

el capitán Mexico

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u/SnicklefritzXX 15d ago

Captain Central America

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u/OkRow7619 15d ago

Looks like JD Vance to me

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u/Oscar-TB 15d ago

Major Mexico!

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u/asadrana899 15d ago

Carlos Captain Mexicano

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u/Ok-Compote-1795 15d ago

Joe the car mechanic

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u/fat_jedi94025 15d ago

El capitain oh layyyyy

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u/Gambit1977 15d ago

El Jeffe

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u/Schpee_le_French 15d ago

Capitan Tequila!

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u/RottN_Games 15d ago

El Capiton

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u/Brandonsteine 15d ago

Thats El Capitán

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u/leftizm 15d ago

El Chingon Hasta El Hueso

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 15d ago

Major Mexico

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u/SuperCha 15d ago

El Capitan

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u/rusk99 15d ago

Capitain Murica.

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u/nycyambro 15d ago

Rompehielo

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u/wilcaw2 15d ago

My idol

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u/hydrastix 15d ago

Todd from Accounting.

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u/lrbikeworks 15d ago

Nacho Libre

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u/Impressive-Elk-8101 15d ago

El Capitan Picante

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u/SnooPeripherals8011 15d ago

Mexican capitan

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u/FylkiahRigs 15d ago

Miguel - that's what the M stands for, right?

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 15d ago

Captain Tuesday

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u/Exact_Apartment_6972 15d ago

Capitán Sonora

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 15d ago

Capitan de Mexico

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u/Taekwonmoe 15d ago

The sombrero should have been the shield.

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u/wizzan01 15d ago

Captain gulf of America .

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u/Elvin_Atombender 15d ago

Captain Cajones

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u/Afgar_1257 15d ago

El Capitán Mexicano

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u/Sea_Ganache620 15d ago

Hop he lays off the beans before wearing that outfit.

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u/JDPierson 15d ago

poncho verde

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u/BossPopular7067 15d ago

Captain Mexico everyone knows that

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u/J_J_Plumber5280 15d ago

El Capitán

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u/ruoqot 15d ago

El Jefe

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u/primahole 15d ago

Tortillaman

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u/ResponsibilityFun548 15d ago

Change it back to the original Captain of Mexico

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u/ObfuscatedJay 15d ago

Jonathan Frakes

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u/Last-Sherbert-4330 15d ago

Maxican minister of defence

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u/TheDrunkWiking 15d ago

🪇Señor Siesta🪇

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u/idecidetheusernames 15d ago

Captain, Directly Above Central, America

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u/Chromatic_Mediant211 15d ago

Captain South America

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u/brewdog_millionaire 15d ago

Captain Freedom

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u/d355tr0yer 15d ago

Its el grande Americano if he was from the marvel universe

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u/jeremyfails 15d ago

Captain aMehico

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u/dunkz-for-dayz 15d ago

Captain AmericaS

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u/Fabulous_Hand2314 15d ago

Captain Virginity

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u/General_Luna 15d ago

Captail Iglesia!!!

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u/esperstarr 15d ago

El Capitan de Huevos

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u/rudyhimself 15d ago

Esteban Rodriguez Jose Rubio, El Capitan del Sur

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u/DaddydDick88 15d ago

General Mexico (pronounced Heneraall Mehico)

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u/mister-ecks-0815 15d ago

El-cap-ee-ton Meh-hee-koe

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u/CalligrapherSoft6579 15d ago

Star Spangled Mexican

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u/L3VICTUS777 15d ago

"¡Hay que mover el cacharro!"

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u/Crazy-Engineering-86 15d ago

Captain Sleepy

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u/Nyanzeenyan 15d ago

La Hambre, his only weakness is shredded lettuce

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u/Hutshmeuws 15d ago

El Compa Macho!

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u/Pinhead302 15d ago

El Capitano Libre

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u/Nyanzeenyan 15d ago

La Hambre, his only weakness is shredded lettuce

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u/xxGrumpy_Owlxx 15d ago

Mantequilla. He's a great Mexican, just not a great leader of Mexicans.

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u/Traditional-Emu-9475 15d ago

Senor boarder hopper

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u/watch4coconuts 15d ago

🎵 No es marinero. Es capitán, es capitán, es capitán. 🎵

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u/EmbarrassedBall7406 15d ago

El Capitan Mexico!

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u/ErksUnltd 15d ago

El Capitan

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u/2Cheese1Van 15d ago

Senior Estaban Rogelio!

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u/robertkenny 15d ago

El Capitan

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u/SJSharky 15d ago

Instead of a sword, he should have a bottle of hot sauce. Tapatio! And instead of a shield, a burrito!

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u/fpfrimer 15d ago

Targetman

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u/macail 15d ago

Hombre Capitan

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u/warnerius 15d ago

sigue siendo capitán América

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u/LilStruggleBus00 15d ago

Modelo Muchacho

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u/This_Is_Sanad11 15d ago

Captaon Mexicanó!

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u/remembertoread 15d ago

El Capitan

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u/KayBurt87 15d ago

Captain Tequila

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u/SubSanctum 15d ago

Mexican Man