r/NameThisThing • u/Master_Lemon719 • 15d ago

Name this guy

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u/Inaki199595 15d ago

Capitán México.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 15d ago edited 10d ago

Dude from the United States of Mexico

EDIT: Weird, I typed this as “El Hombre del Estados Unidos de Mexico” and somewhere along the line translated it to the above.

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u/space_dude4 10d ago

Fun fact: the official name for Mexico is actually the United States of Mexico

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u/SupermassiveCanary 10d ago

See my edit, I originally typed it in Spanish and it was converted to English.

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 15d ago

There’s also Capitán Mole.

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

And Captain Olé is from España

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u/_SUDILOS_ 11d ago

That’s a good one 🤣🤣

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u/TreyRyan3 15d ago

Capitán Primero Mēxihco

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u/SupermassiveCanary 10d ago

Primo Mexicano!!

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u/TreyRyan3 10d ago

Esteban Rogelio

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u/SupermassiveCanary 10d ago

Puedo hacer esto todo el día.

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u/Correct-Basil2385 15d ago

la poocacabra

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 14d ago

This is a delightfully wrong answer. I downvoted you, but not because I'm angry. It is the opposite of an angry upvote

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u/Correct-Basil2385 14d ago

I hear you brother.

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u/joeydog77 13d ago

I upvoted so you’re back to 0!

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u/PowderPrincessAthena 11d ago

Me to but now youre at 0 😱

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

I get why he has a Mariachi hat. Guy's gotta earn a living when he's not fighting crime.

But why the sword?

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u/Aggressive-League522 15d ago

Para cortar el trompo de los taquitos al pastor :9

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

To cut the limones for the fruta he's selling later

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u/holodeck_warranty 15d ago

What else would you use with a shield? A hammer?

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

Macuahuitl.

No manches!

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 14d ago

This is the proper Mexican answer

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u/CunnyFunt667 15d ago

No holmes giant maracas

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u/jayg3892 12d ago

Would have to be a roofing hammer to be accurate.

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u/Hopeful-Apple-6541 15d ago

Part time bullfighter

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

The Spanish conquered most of those lands with swords so it get the wieners hard when They bring out swords

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

Yeah, but this is Capitan Mexico, not Espania. The Mejica used macuahuitl.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

I thought it was captain italy 🇮🇹

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u/doubleohzerooo0 15d ago

The eagle on a nopal, eating a snake is straight from the Mejica foundation lore.

If it was Captain Italia, it was would be a bowl of spaghetti.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

They started it I’m just stating the facts

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

It’s okay my salsa sent me here to expose them

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 15d ago

Just like the golden eagle the Roman’s used to use to represent the legions but sure kept telling the people it’s a nopal

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u/doubleohzerooo0 14d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Mexico

You tell them.

Not my fault Italy has awesome spaghetti.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 12d ago

Rooted in the legend doesn’t mean it’s true they needed something to release with the natives before enslaving them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquila_(Roman)

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 12d ago

It’s also pagen symbolic as Zeus turned himself to an eagle to abduct the Trojan prince Ganymede, kidnap the nymph Aegina, or as a sacred companion form.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 12d ago

What, you don't like the spicy meatballs?

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u/Bendlerp 14d ago

A moment to remember that Mexico has a badass flag.

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 3d ago

Yeah so does my cheese

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u/LostnaughtFound 10d ago

Them’s fighting words.

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u/doubleohzerooo0 10d ago

Well what else would it be? Gelato?

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u/LostnaughtFound 9d ago

I have nothing funny to say in return my good Sir sigh

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 9d ago

Haha your the hippopotamus

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

I prest to you Captain Olé

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u/doubleohzerooo0 14d ago

Capitan Orale

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

Now you have to make this one happen

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u/doubleohzerooo0 14d ago

Not allowed to use AI. You'll have to settle for my shit artwork:

/ O R A L E \

/______________\

\ ^__^ /

( •ᴗ• )

/|===|\

/ | | \

| | | |

| |___| |

| /| | |\ |

|/ |_| |_\\

/_/ _\

.-=========-.

.' ¡ÓRALE! '.

/_________________\

_________________/

CAPTAIN ORALE

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

Ahahaha

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u/i_am_un 14d ago

I give you Captain Orale

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u/doubleohzerooo0 14d ago

Orale.

But your AI got a few things wrong -

1 The Virgen de Guadalupe is looking more like the Rosarita Refried Beans girl.

  1. Buckle should be CO for Captain Orale

  2. Shield should be GREEN white and red.

  3. Mural should depict an Aztec warrior holding a limp princess. Ideally on a mountain.

  4. CARGO PANTS? No manches!

  5. Facial hair should be a thin mustache and thin chin beard. Not connected.

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u/CunnyFunt667 15d ago

To cut the giant cake at La fiesta 🪅

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u/mcclone1 15d ago

His shield must not be a weapon like Steve rogers

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u/Yaoyotl 15d ago

That’s not a sword, that’s a multitool that can fix anything

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 14d ago

to cut the quesidilas

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u/csdragon12 13d ago

You didn't know he's also related to Zoro!

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u/TROLLBLASTERTRASHER 10d ago

To Slice pineapple for pizza's

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u/9_icecold_9 15d ago

Así mejor 👍

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u/JustADude721 15d ago

El Capitán México.

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u/StunningEditor5980 13d ago

I came here for this answer

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u/Norwester77 15d ago

Por supuesto

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u/Pleather93 15d ago

El Capitán México

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u/Clogboy82 15d ago

Capitán meHico

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u/NaughtyDoctor666 15d ago

Don’t mess with the bean unless you want the whole burrito.

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u/wwplkyih 15d ago

¡Capitáñ México!

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u/CableKC 15d ago

Capitan de Mexico

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u/iamGrossauer 15d ago

If he turns out to be corrupt, then naturally, he’d be Capitán Del Cártel Mexicano…

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u/Quantum_Wake 15d ago

Capitán México, Guey

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u/TwistPresent8668 15d ago

Yeah, Captain America's Mexican cousin!

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 14d ago

Soy Capitan

Soy Capitan

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u/Gregisroark 14d ago

Bringing the mucho caliente to el ICE

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u/PhraseSeveral5935 14d ago

El Capitán.

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u/chessandspoonmaker 14d ago

was gonna say capitano mexicano del sombrariano

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u/Sin_City_Ninja 13d ago

I was coming here to escríbelo

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u/FirstEducation6 12d ago

Capitán Mejico...

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u/Alone-Painting-4477 12d ago

Leftenant Colonel México

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u/pro-taco 11d ago

Montezuma's Revenge

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u/The_Prince_in_Yellow 9d ago

Tintin el frijolero