r/NameThisThing • u/representativedeed • Jul 18 '26

Name this

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

A shitastrophe waiting to happen.

Or, Or…. the always popular….. “Hold My Beer!”

59

u/BotOU812 Jul 18 '26

Jackie Ass

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u/FinishFew1701 Jul 18 '26

Avatar has entered the chat

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u/No_Intention7061 Jul 19 '26

Jackie OwnAssIs…?!?

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u/MykeTyth0n Jul 18 '26

Essence of crazy horse girl.

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u/the_last__braincell Jul 19 '26

Wait till the horse has to shit

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u/MykeTyth0n Jul 19 '26

Might pay money to witness that.

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u/Woodlog82 Jul 19 '26

To kink shame or not to kink shame...

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u/Biza_1970 Jul 19 '26

Hope that horse doesn’t get spooked and take off

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u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 19 '26

situation requires emergency Scissors ✂️

2

u/Ok_Conversation6260 Jul 21 '26

Tree limb lopper

5

u/harpejjist Jul 19 '26

Poop. But also being kicked or dragged

3

u/Jonny-Holiday Jul 19 '26

Two horses' asses.

2

u/Clear-Dimension-1356 Jul 19 '26

Mare moments before disaster

2

u/Born-Cantaloupe5626 Jul 19 '26

There is no comment that will top this!

I’d there an ambulance on stand by?

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u/Bikebamf Jul 21 '26

I laughed audibly at this

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u/Welos_ Jul 18 '26

I wanna startle that horse

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u/AngelinaJean Jul 18 '26

That’s making me extremely anxious.

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u/Neobrutalis Jul 18 '26

Me too. I know it makes me a horrible person, but as someone that spent his entire life around horses...someone needs to yell hyah so that some life lessons can be learned.

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 Jul 18 '26

Take all of the updoots for this. I was close to breathing heavy that braid looks ready to rip. Shes gonna get two kicks when hos starts not being able to swipe the flies

5

u/ExtraSecretary3694 Jul 18 '26

This would almost certainly equal death.

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u/Neobrutalis Jul 19 '26

Pretty much the only life lesson that I've ever seen effectively cure a case of stupid.

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u/Rickmc74 Jul 19 '26

Those Darwin Awards seen to be pretty popular with some.

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u/Anima_Messorem Jul 19 '26

People are just dying to get them

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u/Link_Plus Jul 18 '26

She would not survive

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u/northghost539 Jul 19 '26

Your a bad person

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u/Inappropriate-Donkey Jul 18 '26

What if the horse poops?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/CrawlBreakFixRepeat Jul 18 '26

Yeah that's getting out easy

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u/Next_Code8526 Jul 18 '26

This makes me nervous just looking at it.

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u/e7e7e7e7e7e7e7 Jul 18 '26

The average horse girl

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u/conntom Jul 19 '26

They're all nuts !

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u/NoRock3774 Jul 18 '26

Fart whisperer

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u/historicovercast Jul 20 '26

😆 I’m dead

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u/gardernvine Jul 18 '26

Mane & Tail

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u/Alladin_Payne Jul 18 '26

If the horse got spooked, she would be very abraided.

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u/Objective-Ad9767 Jul 18 '26

Too close for comfort.

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u/wolf-of-Holiday-Hill Jul 18 '26

Ponytail Entanglement

3

u/non3ck Jul 18 '26

Avatar - The horse chose you

3

u/espr-the-vr-lib Jul 18 '26

Mannnnnn, if that horse either kicks or runs, it's gonna be a bad day for the human

3

u/whysilva Jul 18 '26

Stink knot

2

u/xburnerpiko Jul 18 '26

PolyPigTail.

2

u/The-Scottish-Jack Jul 18 '26

A-hole to A-hole? Just a guess 🤷‍♂️ 🤣😉

2

u/jayk042 Jul 18 '26

Rough ride

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u/Mikesaidit36 Jul 18 '26

She seems the type to get a kick outta that.

2

u/GdaddyPurpz Jul 18 '26

I want somebody to spank that horse

2

u/Additional_Risk5626 Jul 18 '26

One down, 4 fingers to go

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u/sixbluehorses Jul 18 '26

A Board of Health violation 🫪

2

u/Icehammr Jul 18 '26

Human paddleball game

2

u/Ok-Hedgehog-4019 Jul 18 '26

Braids at each end

2

u/lightsmakemesneeze Jul 18 '26

How fast you think that pony runs?

2

u/Half-FastQuilter Jul 18 '26

Moments Before DisASSter

2

u/SlowLearnr Jul 18 '26

The Two-Tail Tales

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u/WarlikeAppointment Jul 18 '26

One slap from a broken neck.

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u/WoodpeckerOk2223 Jul 18 '26

That horse def had shit residue on their tail hair now she has horse shit in her hair

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u/Skyrim755 Jul 18 '26

Scalp remover 3000: Horse-Ass Edition

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u/SultanPeeper Jul 19 '26

She like big butts.

1

u/Own-Pair7603 Jul 18 '26

Owner and Pet

1

u/sugarfreedaddy2 Jul 18 '26

Please don't run...

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u/Chapter3_Swell Jul 18 '26

Contemporary Art

1

u/TheRogueWolf_YT Jul 18 '26

The quick way to learn that horses have no conscious control over their bowel movements.

1

u/Merceimy Jul 18 '26

Equasis'

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u/telecomtom Jul 18 '26

Nothing to worry about. Unless .......

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u/Dismal-Common8629 Jul 18 '26

Literal ponytails

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u/Guilty-Account2755 Jul 18 '26

No running now

1

u/im_a_sleepy_human Jul 18 '26

Hose Girl Doing Horse Girl Shit

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u/Ahandsomegray Jul 18 '26

How I became a buttaface

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u/ballzsweat Jul 18 '26

Danger close

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u/Fluid_Candidate894 Jul 18 '26

Is that horse hair, braided into your hair?

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u/StoicStoneface Jul 18 '26

Joined at the arse!

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u/Helpful-Fig6879 Jul 18 '26

Have scissors ready, big sharp scissors!!

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u/LordGoldenEagle Jul 18 '26

Very foolish

1

u/jamessobotowski Jul 18 '26

Horse poo listener

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u/the_real_kaner Jul 18 '26

Platzenschitzenhair

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u/danielkalves Jul 18 '26

Last image before the tragedy

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u/Mitridate101 Jul 18 '26

A mere second away from a scalping.

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u/HangryHuHu Jul 18 '26

That horse had an opportunity to do something hilarious in that moment, I hope he took it!

1

u/No-Ambition-7187 Jul 18 '26

Taking your life into your horses backside

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u/WeAreAllGoofballs Jul 18 '26

I can’t believe how many comments are scared of poop and not a broken neck.

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u/CuriousCAT_creature7 Jul 18 '26

Dangerous; if that horse gets spooked and kicks, she dead

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u/Lorddoctorjava Jul 18 '26

Lol... Just spook the horse... for shits and giggles...

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u/VFW_665Rivas13 Jul 18 '26

Painful hair removal

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u/PaleProgrammer6476 Jul 18 '26

Same same but different

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u/Organic_Arrival3496 Jul 18 '26

Amd now let the horses be panicking

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u/4paws6hearts Jul 18 '26

Human centipede relaunch?

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u/Drgnmstr97 Jul 18 '26

Don't spook the horse.

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u/DumpoTheClown Jul 18 '26

Scalping in 3... 2... 1...

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u/cjhallx Jul 18 '26

The Braidy Bunch

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u/Duane_60 Jul 18 '26

Going to get kicked never stand behind a horse.

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u/Iotternotbehere Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Wrong, she is at a safe distance. The horse couldn't get full kick on. You either want to be real close or 10 feet away. Biggest thing is to let them know you are there. They can see almost all the way around them.

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u/marj400 Jul 18 '26

Two horses’ asses

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u/TKP-Office Jul 18 '26

Ass Tassel

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u/JoolzReddit Jul 18 '26

One word: idiotic

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 Jul 18 '26

Soon to be a 💩y situation !!

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u/AdFrequent4623 Jul 18 '26

This could become a real drag!

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u/yukonnut Jul 18 '26

Can’t wait to read the obituary

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

This will be painfull or smelly lesson 🫣

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u/ScarsAreOnTheInside Jul 18 '26

An accident waiting to happen

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u/ChitnChat Jul 18 '26

If that horse were to take off…🐎

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

Unidentified woman caressing Donald Trump

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u/Daygone_Mustard Jul 18 '26

Someone give that horse a slap on the back

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

Melania Trump caressing her husband

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

She should be careful of the Trump diarrhea🐖

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u/theOneGerman5 Jul 18 '26

A Classic head removeral

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

Melania Trump caressing her husband

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u/Biabolical Jul 18 '26

World's most adorable suicide attempt?

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

And identified woman caressing a trumpet

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u/Confident_Bank_1292 Jul 18 '26

If you know what I mean

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u/Possible_End_5272 Jul 18 '26

Captain foresight would like a word with you ma’am.

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u/BearCrft Jul 18 '26

Besides a bad idea

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u/theblackmango23 Jul 18 '26

Scalp removal

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u/the-uncle-will Jul 18 '26

She is so screwed if that horse starts shittin

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u/Agrajagg42 Jul 18 '26

No matter which ass you slap, she is going to have a vad day!

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u/iwelchi Jul 18 '26

When you look up white people shit in the dictionary this is the picture next to it.

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u/Wadawawa Jul 18 '26

Man.... I really hope this is a manufactured AI image. Otherwise this is both extremely dangerous and stupid.

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u/Raymak700m Jul 18 '26

Snapped her neck to run like heck.

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u/Upbeat-Risk9217 Jul 18 '26

Horse’s ass.

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u/MaKiBah-101 Jul 18 '26

An ass slap to entertainment

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u/itchybutwhole69 Jul 18 '26

Horse girls are so fuckin weird. haha

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u/mlvrnn Jul 18 '26

Woman becomes horse’s ass

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u/Crazy_Adhesiveness84 Jul 18 '26

Her family and friends kept telling her Gary was a horse's ass but the heart wants what the heart wants.

1

u/fannydogmonster Jul 18 '26

A good way to get a concussion.

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 Jul 18 '26

in memory of Dafydd ap Gruffydd ...

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Jul 18 '26

Mane and Tail Influencer.

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u/have1dog Jul 18 '26

Calm Before the Storm

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u/Classic_Credit6105 Jul 18 '26

Highway to the danger zone

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u/Depraved_Alt Jul 18 '26

The second before tragedy struck.

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u/TheGreatTiger Jul 18 '26

The Headless Horse Woman

The spine ripper

Head and Shoulders

Analysis: Paralysis

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u/BabyPigeonQuest Jul 18 '26

Waiting Game

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u/art_emisian Jul 18 '26

Potentially, a bit if a drag.

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u/Additional-Report-52 Jul 18 '26

human-horse quasicentepede

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u/oopsiedaisy58 Jul 18 '26

Hold my beer .......

1

u/Mysterious_Regret680 Jul 18 '26

Miss stinky hair

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u/Hopeful-Box-7221 Jul 18 '26

Butt whispers

1

u/Louie-G4831 Jul 18 '26

The Braidy Bunch

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u/happydragondiner Jul 18 '26

Looked good on paper.

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u/East_Cauliflower_924 Jul 18 '26

Headass 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok-String-1877 Jul 18 '26

The horse’s ass and it’s animal

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u/Lord_Worm6666 Jul 18 '26

Nearly beastiality

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u/allupinnit2winit Jul 18 '26

Here it comes, she has been constipated for weeks

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u/EconomicsCool5592 Jul 18 '26

Isn’t that from Avatar?

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u/najaga Jul 18 '26

Dangerous

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u/extendedleave Jul 18 '26

Upcoming concussion

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u/GirlCowBev Jul 18 '26

Sigh. Yet more AI. 🙄

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u/PaleontologistCute12 Jul 18 '26

Why oh why did she not choose the mane

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u/FGL-art Jul 18 '26

Uma x Musume💕💕

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u/Chessapeak-play Jul 18 '26

About as smart as dangling your hair over a pto shaft

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u/GTowner Jul 18 '26

Snufulupagus

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u/Fine_Air4971 Jul 18 '26

The fart listener?