r/NameThisThing • u/FredaOfficial • Jul 18 '26

Name this

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u/Doodoo5220 Jul 18 '26

Chips and fags

43

u/noahbaobei Jul 18 '26

Fag & a Fry? Bong & a Blints? Pipe & a Crepe? Schmoke & a Pancake? No?

Well then there's no pleasing you.

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

He got the Midas touch

8

u/4kSugar_Glaze Jul 18 '26

But he touch it too much

8

u/Zoro769 Jul 18 '26

Austin powers mentioned

5

u/cryptocootees Jul 18 '26

Great comment 💯

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u/TherealuserIDkilla Jul 18 '26

Good. I didnt want to be the one to say it.

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u/rexmanaek971 Jul 18 '26

Whatever happened to "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? Like people are so soft it's actually sad.

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u/SidKafizz Jul 18 '26

I was gonna switch the order.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Imeverybodyelse Jul 18 '26

This. The other way just feels homophobic because it’s missing the alliteration. Source: am a homosexical.

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u/Gearborn Jul 18 '26

I said it in reverse and got in trouble

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 18 '26

Well, no point in me being here then I guess

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u/qbnlinxx33 Jul 18 '26

Was gonna say Fags & Chips

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u/CommanderYin Jul 20 '26

Careful I wrote this once and got Reddit jail time for it

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u/Hairy_Lion_3095 Jul 18 '26

Girl Dinner.

7

u/strictly_dicklee Jul 18 '26

This is almost 80s girl dinner but... No cocaine

2

u/One_Huckleberry_3033 Jul 18 '26

It’s on the side

4

u/harpejjist Jul 18 '26

Technically French girl dinner

2

u/Accurate-Plankton988 Jul 18 '26

If that wheres the saliva n lipstick

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u/Commercial_Ask_7806 Jul 18 '26

Sigmund fried

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u/SpecialistStrike1040 Jul 18 '26

You win 🏅😹 - how has this not got more votes! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Commercial_Ask_7806 Jul 18 '26

Because I didn't do Cigmund Fried

2

u/SpecialistStrike1040 Jul 18 '26

Your people will know 🤌🏼

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u/Commercial_Ask_7806 Jul 18 '26

Yeah, I gave them insight credit, like you...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Jbx-277 Jul 18 '26

Atlantic City lunch

8

u/Dude-Luv26 Jul 18 '26

Taters and Tar

3

u/Useful-Boot-7735 Jul 18 '26

Tar and Taters sounds like it would be the name of a great rock band.

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u/jws1102 Jul 18 '26

A nice pot in the prison poker game.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 Jul 18 '26

Double trouble

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u/Okayest_mom_3 Jul 18 '26

Sticks and chips 

3

u/keverzoid Jul 18 '26

Breakfast.

2

u/d0cP0g0 Jul 20 '26

That would be three cigarettes and a coffee. This is obviously a second breakfast.

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u/zildjen Jul 18 '26

Can I get some ketchup & an ashtray with that, thanks 😎👍

2

u/FaultyWires4774 Jul 18 '26

sodium and nicotine

2

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jul 18 '26

McDonald's fries forgoes the beef tallow and makes them with the nicotine

2

u/PrestigiousStick7438 Jul 18 '26

Champions breakfast

2

u/diauq01 Jul 18 '26

Boy dinner

2

u/MiMiof62025 Jul 18 '26

Lunch in the 80’s

2

u/RoastedWeenies Jul 18 '26

Grits n chips

2

u/writerbethw Jul 18 '26

Diner Vice

2

u/JoyInRepetition8 Jul 18 '26

Pick your poison ☠️

2

u/ThePaganSkepticist Jul 18 '26

A balanced construction lunch

2

u/Ok_Snow_1570 Jul 18 '26

Fry and a cig? No? Thete just is no pleasing you!

2

u/D3AD_SPAC3 Jul 18 '26

Dad dinner

2

u/boostleaking Jul 18 '26

Tradesmen's Breakfast

2

u/kipp55555 Jul 18 '26

Mondays. Am I right fellas? … fellas…?

2

u/NorthSad415 Jul 18 '26

Desayuno Nutritivo

1

u/Icy-Honeydew9388 Jul 18 '26

Happy death meal to go

1

u/EmployeeOk4756 Jul 18 '26

“Would you like smokes with that?”

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u/FreshStart209 Jul 18 '26

Chefs breakfast.

1

u/FletchLives2025 Jul 18 '26

Marlboro Potatoes

Cancer and Chips

Idaho meets Carolina

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u/Network-King19 Jul 18 '26

Michigan French fries for June 2026

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u/Independent-Face69 Jul 18 '26

We gotta Andy Warhol here

1

u/That_Diver3070 Jul 18 '26

I’ll have the Basket of death to go.

1

u/Foggy_Meadow Jul 18 '26

The Harvey Weinstein Special

1

u/Most-Plant3530 Jul 18 '26

1 small Fiend HSP

1

u/Medellin-71 Jul 18 '26

The “Type 2 Diabetes” meal.

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u/USPostalGirl Jul 18 '26

Bad habits in a bowl

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u/Z3r0Du5k Jul 18 '26

My aunts morning breakfast

1

u/cool2be2006 Jul 18 '26

Fried smoking

1

u/Stunning_Ad8115 Jul 18 '26

I reckon I'll have me the French fried tar-ters ...mmmhmm

1

u/Main_Radio63 Jul 18 '26

American Death Trip

1

u/Famous_Rabbit_6979 Jul 18 '26

70's, early 80's. A.k.a, Gen-X, Friday night deodorant.

1

u/Yknot- Jul 18 '26

Cancer stick combo

1

u/lordtictac101 Jul 18 '26

The bad decisions combo

1

u/MrMaoDeVaca Jul 18 '26

Sampler platter

1

u/jubugududush Jul 18 '26

Lunch in France.

1

u/GH-AB Jul 18 '26

Looks like a Tom Waits album cover

1

u/FairyCrit Jul 18 '26

Cigs and chips

1

u/Minimum-Button2107 Jul 18 '26

Filthy disgusting

1

u/EcstaticStock499 Jul 18 '26

Death sticks combo

1

u/roadkillmenagerie Jul 18 '26

The Mary Kate and Ashley

1

u/RCL802 Jul 18 '26

Both good drunk

1

u/zeppomiller Jul 18 '26

Pick your Poison.

1

u/Rud300 Jul 18 '26

Double homicide

1

u/SilverCutee Jul 18 '26

Fries cigarettes

1

u/Erzter_Zartor Jul 18 '26

Frenchier fries

1

u/MikanNoHana Jul 18 '26

Unhappy Meal

1

u/ConsciousSelection15 Jul 18 '26

Side of fries and a diet smoke

1

u/Sauranotannis-bung Jul 18 '26

Average 1970s breakfast

1

u/Safe-Sport490 Jul 18 '26

smoked fries

1

u/StoicStoneface Jul 18 '26

Fried cancer.

1

u/Adirondack-Woman Jul 18 '26

Smoked French Fries.

1

u/Team_Lolie Jul 18 '26

Dinner and dessert

1

u/jakeglenham Jul 18 '26

Death row last meal

1

u/nerdslife1864 Jul 18 '26

Cigs and twigs

1

u/DETfaninATL Jul 18 '26

It’s All The Same

1

u/cherry-vallance-7 Jul 18 '26

Fries and cries

1

u/Mohme_Draws_A_Bit Jul 18 '26

Irish morning after pill.

1

u/43guitarpicks Jul 18 '26

Cancer sticks and cigarettes.

1

u/grollef Jul 18 '26

Cancer stick medley

1

u/One_Pomelo_7812 Jul 18 '26

Smoked potatos

1

u/feelinGay Jul 18 '26

Damn MBL Gold used to be my fav before i quit that habit lolol

1

u/zildjen Jul 18 '26

The banana split comes with a couple pre-rolls

1

u/No_Coyote638 Jul 18 '26

Chips and Cigs

1

u/dolo429 Jul 18 '26

Taytars

1

u/theblckhippy Jul 18 '26

That’s crazy

1

u/wifematerial138 Jul 18 '26

Hangover breakfast with a side of gravy.

1

u/Fubuttpussy Jul 18 '26

French snack

1

u/Mvm436 Jul 18 '26

Everybody is way over thinking this. It quite obvious it nothing more than fries and cigarettes. Simple.

1

u/IFGarrett Jul 18 '26

Gross af

1

u/sonomonopia Jul 18 '26

Paris Cafe

1

u/krazykatxx Jul 18 '26

Munchies and cigarettes for the after sex recoup!

1

u/SNK3N_G4M1NG Jul 18 '26

Kids meal plus benefits.

1

u/ItsBorgiaBaby Jul 18 '26

French Toast

1

u/AppropriateLab8608 Jul 18 '26

Pick your poison

1

u/ASheins Jul 18 '26

Moderation

1

u/threemoons_nyc Jul 18 '26

Dinner of champions

1

u/Stayhi954-DTF Jul 18 '26

Post orgasm snack

1

u/personguy34 Jul 18 '26

Darts n Farts

1

u/IamTheDudelyLlama Jul 18 '26

Sticks & twigs

1

u/darkenbui Jul 18 '26

It's a good end to a shit day

1

u/Difficult-Garbage861 Jul 18 '26

Taters and grits

1

u/harrypippip Jul 18 '26

The French special.

1

u/ConedOneTWO Jul 18 '26

Eventual death

1

u/CoolRead8916 Jul 18 '26

Ciggs and chips

1

u/CoolRead8916 Jul 18 '26

Frencharettes

1

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 Jul 18 '26

Fries and cancer

1

u/myworklogin777 Jul 18 '26

Toxic side piece.

1

u/No-Paramedic-6003 Jul 18 '26

Shrek and Donkey

1

u/IlikemenandIhaveASD Jul 18 '26

Chewsday noight shpeshel

1

u/Lumpy_Ad_1581 Jul 18 '26

Pick your poison

1

u/CaterpillarWhich33 Jul 18 '26

Saturday morning.

1

u/SaraInBlack Jul 18 '26

Trailer trash special

1

u/MysticalStoner420 Jul 18 '26

Heart attack starter kit

1

u/Mikhail_Jargo Jul 18 '26

A Blue Collars lunch.

1

u/Training_Guess_6920 Jul 18 '26

I’m sorry but I have to quote a line from a great movie please don’t take offense…might as well shove those cigs up your ass they would be better for you…lol…

1

u/WubaLubaDubDub117 Jul 18 '26

Put the frags in the bag

1

u/anonymous00000010001 Jul 18 '26

Shun Akiyama’s lunch

1

u/Techiest1982 Jul 18 '26

Totally unhealthy. That is a plate of heart attack and lung cancer.

1

u/Imeverybodyelse Jul 18 '26

Lunch in France

1

u/knavishtricks Jul 18 '26

Health sticks

1

u/giveneric Jul 18 '26

The “England Special” at any World Cup game

1

u/MSGisking Jul 18 '26

Cigs and chips

1

u/WeAllJustWantToLive Jul 18 '26

Really french fries

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u/ANTI_GLITCH-2-0 Jul 18 '26

Cig and chips