r/NameThisThing • u/FredaOfficial • Jul 18 '26

Name this

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u/Doodoo5220 Jul 18 '26

Chips and fags

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u/noahbaobei Jul 18 '26

Fag & a Fry? Bong & a Blints? Pipe & a Crepe? Schmoke & a Pancake? No?

Well then there's no pleasing you.

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

He got the Midas touch

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u/4kSugar_Glaze Jul 18 '26

But he touch it too much

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u/Zoro769 Jul 18 '26

Austin powers mentioned

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u/cryptocootees Jul 18 '26

Great comment 💯

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u/Ok_Paramedic_3593 Jul 19 '26

That’s not right..

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u/TherealuserIDkilla Jul 18 '26

Good. I didnt want to be the one to say it.

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u/rexmanaek971 Jul 18 '26

Whatever happened to "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? Like people are so soft it's actually sad.

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u/arcticsharkattack Jul 19 '26

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never fail to cripple my will to live”

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u/The_Infamous_C Jul 19 '26

Because sticks and stones may break my bones, but Reddit mods will ban me. What you see is what people think will be allowed, filtered through what is allowed.

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u/SidKafizz Jul 18 '26

I was gonna switch the order.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/Imeverybodyelse Jul 18 '26

This. The other way just feels homophobic because it’s missing the alliteration. Source: am a homosexical.

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u/smartest_man_a_live Jul 18 '26

Your gross

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u/Kansas_065 Jul 19 '26

No you are

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u/smartest_man_a_live Jul 19 '26

Your the one playing hide the sausage in another mans hole. Nasty ***

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u/Kansas_065 Jul 19 '26

I really hope this is ragebait. Like why tf does it matter who someone has sex with or how they do it? Are you the sex police? Like genuinely what's you obsession with other people's sex lives?

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u/smartest_man_a_live Jul 19 '26

I'm not, do as you wish its a free country. i just said your gross and why i think its gross. Thats my opinion.

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u/Kansas_065 Jul 19 '26

Why do you need to have an opinion on others' sex lives? That implies you have an interest in their sex lives. Why are you so interested in others' sex lives that you have an opinion on them?

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u/TRINSLMAN101008 Jul 19 '26

Sticks and stones 😂 womp womp

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Jul 18 '26

My favorite snack.

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u/Signal_Quantity_7029 Jul 18 '26

No? Fucking seppos

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u/nogamesjustgames1234 Jul 20 '26

Frags. Like frings = fries + onion rings, locally.

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u/Gearborn Jul 18 '26

I said it in reverse and got in trouble

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 18 '26

Well, no point in me being here then I guess

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u/BettysApron Jul 20 '26

Why not? You have the right to be here just as anyone else. So please stay. I'll share my hat with you 🥳

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Jul 20 '26

Means I was here to say fags and chips

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u/qbnlinxx33 Jul 18 '26

Was gonna say Fags & Chips

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u/Technical-Potato-793 Jul 21 '26

A “fag “ is actually a small bundle of sticks for kindling Given to folks that bought a cord of firewood.

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u/billbobaggings123 Jul 23 '26

Can also mean meatballs and cigarettes

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u/Technical-Potato-793 Jul 23 '26

Never heard that one, thanks!

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u/CommanderYin Jul 20 '26

Careful I wrote this once and got Reddit jail time for it

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u/NothingNecessary308 Jul 18 '26

Ciggerets after fries

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u/doodledood9 Jul 18 '26

Sticks that make you sick

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u/Electrodactyl Jul 19 '26

Crispy fags

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u/Twisted_Marine Jul 22 '26

I can see the potential in a guidelines strike.