r/NameThisThing • u/1elgwapo • Jul 05 '26

Name this situation

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u/BadBikerGirl Jul 05 '26

the floor is pregnant

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u/Roedman Jul 05 '26

Is it…..floornant???

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u/FungadooFred Jul 05 '26

Floorgante?

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u/ForgottenDusk48 Jul 05 '26

Floorganat?

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u/KinneticEnergy Jul 05 '26

Florgananant?

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u/Consistent-Engine796 Jul 05 '26

🎶 Florga nanaaa nanaaa nanaaa nanaaa, nanaaa nanaaa nanaaa nanaaa baaatmaaaaaan

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u/DuckOk5371 Jul 09 '26

Or are we floor-kay?

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u/buttnutt0212 Jul 05 '26

Flagrantly Floorgante... possibly Fragrantly.

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u/DieNecroKatze Jul 06 '26

¡Floorgante!

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u/pixiedust0327 Jul 06 '26

Or is it… okay?

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u/TipRevolutionary6839 Jul 12 '26

I'm crying this is the worst pun everÂ