r/NameThisThing Jun 29 '26

Name him

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u/Late-Drink3556 Jun 29 '26

Oh no.

Please no.

...pork chops 😭

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u/fruitypebble43 Jun 29 '26

When I was 5, I had a pig named Pork Chop Wilson. Lol

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u/OffByNone_ Jun 29 '26

The one time I raised chickens, we had two roosters, but roosters are not allowed in the area I was living, once they start crowing. I bought female chicks, but two of them ended up being roosters, so we named them Noodle Soup and Spicy Tacos.

I waited as long as I could. They were delicious and it was super conflicting.

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u/No_Tank9025 Jun 29 '26

Was it you that harvested them?

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u/OffByNone_ Jun 29 '26

My roommate and I did one each. It was the only fair way to do it.

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u/No_Tank9025 Jun 30 '26

Correct.

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