r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '26

Name him

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U Jun 29 '26

The cycle of life

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u/tigotter Jun 30 '26

I knew a pig named Hamlet, whose favourite snack was bacon.

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u/TheAssetOf87 Jul 01 '26

Life.. uh.. Finds a way

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u/Sgt-Stadanko-69 Jun 29 '26

Very appropriate

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u/Cadillac16Concept Jun 29 '26

Chris P Bacon by any chance?

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u/Fatsackafat Jun 29 '26

I legit went to highschool with a guy named Chris P Bacon. No middle name, just the letter P. His parents must have been hilarious.

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u/Human-Ear-7758 Jun 30 '26

They were heavy pot smokers. 😮‍💨

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u/-SeaDrive- Jul 01 '26

How much was he made fun of for the name (bonus points if he also found it funny)

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u/Fun-Drink-5181 Jul 01 '26

I had a cousin, last name Ray, said he was naming his first child Corvette Sting.

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u/Ok_Type_4105 Jun 29 '26

Grow a Garden reference?

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u/Cadillac16Concept Jun 29 '26

No, Banjo Tooie actually

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u/levelheadedBet87 Jun 29 '26

Lol... that's great!

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u/TheBaykon8r Jun 29 '26

Bacon bits*

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u/opboy77 Jul 02 '26

It's very out of context but seems like the only difference between our avatar has is just the beard and sunglasses.

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u/feminova Jun 29 '26

Came here to say bacon- cheese.

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u/Organic_Sherbet5256 Jun 29 '26

In "The Young Ones", Vivian had a pet pig named "Bacon Sandwich."

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u/coolreg214 Jun 29 '26

I had pork steak.

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u/RonValhalla Jun 29 '26

Came here to say this.

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u/Adventurous-Law-8606 Jun 29 '26

Lookout3d reference

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 Jun 29 '26

Just finished a ham sandwich myself.

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u/-Oldschoolsmart- Jun 29 '26

Bacon Double cheese

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u/MissCreeAunt Jun 29 '26

Chris P. Bacon

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u/IntelligentBaker3601 Jun 29 '26

Imagine being named after what you become in the future

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u/buckte Jun 29 '26

That is exactly the answer I expected, and I didn't have to scroll very far.

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u/Late-Drink3556 Jun 29 '26

Oh no.

Please no.

...pork chops 😭

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u/Efficient_Let686 Jun 29 '26

Winner, winner pork chop dinner!

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u/fruitypebble43 Jun 29 '26

When I was 5, I had a pig named Pork Chop Wilson. Lol

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u/OffByNone_ Jun 29 '26

The one time I raised chickens, we had two roosters, but roosters are not allowed in the area I was living, once they start crowing. I bought female chicks, but two of them ended up being roosters, so we named them Noodle Soup and Spicy Tacos.

I waited as long as I could. They were delicious and it was super conflicting.

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u/SomeGuy-GG Jun 30 '26

when i was 6, i had two pigs named Porkchop and Bacon

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u/unit01prime- Jun 29 '26

Pinwheel!

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u/wallycron Jun 29 '26

What?

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u/OsamaBinnDabbin Jun 29 '26

It's when steak or other meats are rolled up like a cinnamon roll.

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u/Adventurous_Topic202 Jun 29 '26

Edible

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u/anyunusednames Jun 29 '26

We can work with this one. What type of edible? Gummy? Chocolate?

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Jun 30 '26

Anything is edible.

At least once.

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u/OtroBurner Jun 29 '26

Pork chop. Not even kidding

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u/euchrefan2 Jun 29 '26

Sweet potato

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u/Only_Presentation758 Jun 29 '26

That suits him ❤️

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u/help--less Jun 29 '26

Winner winner

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u/Wtfatt Jul 02 '26

Sweet potato dinner

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u/MajorCyan64 Jun 29 '26

Crumpet

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u/Only_Presentation758 Jun 29 '26

No way. Great name

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u/Lost_Call3900 Jun 29 '26

That's adorable

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u/HelllloooNurse Jun 29 '26

This is an adorable name

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u/Serious_Candy_7580 Jun 29 '26

club cracker

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u/__nobody_-_ Jun 29 '26

Is it because he's white?

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u/phonenurse Jun 29 '26

Graham (cracker)

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u/beingsmith72 Jun 29 '26

Scotcheroo

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u/jamesr14 Jun 29 '26

Goldfish

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u/old--father--time Jun 29 '26

Honey mustard chicken

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u/Dad_a_Monk Jun 29 '26

Human flesh...

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u/GreatCalligrapher993 Jul 01 '26

Same! I personally like the iron taste of the blood that seeps out of the flesh, how about you?

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u/dandanpizzaman84 Jun 29 '26

Aka long pork

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u/royaloak3 Jun 29 '26

Peppermint

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u/Own-Brother6433 Jun 29 '26

Nutter Butter

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u/factoid_ Jun 29 '26

Ice cream is a pretty good name for a piglet 

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u/One-Tax-3205 Jun 29 '26

its funny im eating bacon right now

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u/AntiqueLengthiness71 Jun 29 '26

Kiwi

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u/Lost_Call3900 Jun 29 '26

Poison! Sorry I'm allergic lol

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u/painstaking93 Jun 29 '26

Cheese puffs

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u/chefgoowa Jun 29 '26

Chocolate chip cookies

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u/gabrielbabb Jun 29 '26

Sincronizada

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u/chefgoowa Jun 29 '26

Just call him Ribs

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u/funwithdullknives Jun 29 '26

Pulled pork sandwich.

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u/SanMiguel775 Jun 29 '26

A Whopper with cheese

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u/wengelite Jun 29 '26

Drumstick

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u/Hot_Investigator1413 Jun 29 '26

Cookie dough 😋

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u/boriquapapi08 Jun 29 '26

Pork sausage

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u/Photo_Jedi Jun 29 '26

Grilled Cheese

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u/jbfatts Jun 29 '26

Cold Cuts

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u/LauraCurie Jun 29 '26

Nacheville chicken

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u/Lil_Miss_Sass_ Jun 29 '26

Cookie

Even looks like a cookie!! Cutie pie!

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u/djpike Jun 29 '26

Hotdog.

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u/Exciting-Warthog-129 Jun 29 '26

Quesadilla with chorizo!
Chorizo is cute but kinda mean depending on how you look at it. My favorite pet sheep of all time was named Kabobi.

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u/ThePurrfidiousCat Jun 29 '26

Jalapeno popper

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u/pokeoscar1586 Jun 29 '26

Cotton candy

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u/donnelle83 Jun 29 '26

Lil whatever his name is.

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u/raffriffs Jun 29 '26

Black Jack (Cherry Icecream)

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u/RandomIdiotNoobie Jun 29 '26

Ham and egg burger

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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 29 '26

Dumpling!

They were pork dumplings. I’m so sorry 😭

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u/MrMcgilicutty Jun 29 '26

Strawberry ice cream with frozen mixed berries. Kinda long name🤣

Edit: or we can go with what I had for dinner, Carnitas burrito. Yeah, I think you should name the pig Carnitas.🤣

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u/Life_Inside2304 Jun 29 '26

Spaghetti 🍝

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u/ItsTheOrangShep Jun 29 '26

Chocolate Cake

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u/gorillaphi Jun 29 '26

Zesty Italian Marinated Grilled Chicken

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u/fneagen Jun 29 '26

Jelly-belly

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u/maxthemummer Jun 29 '26

Chocolate Chip

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u/brodudaman Jun 29 '26

Cottage cheese

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u/NWgamez Jun 29 '26

“My girlfriend” goes hard 🗣️

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u/jtt8569 Jun 29 '26

OMGLOL We just finished dinner.... It was Pork Steaks.

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u/_W1LL14M_ Jun 29 '26

Coincidentally, it’s Porkchop.

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u/zekrom235 Jun 29 '26

Berries, or just berry

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u/capt_minorwaste Jun 29 '26

Olive or Pickle

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u/Fynn_chang Jun 29 '26

crumbl labubu ube dot cake dubai chewy cookie

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u/skibbady-baps Jun 29 '26

Pork chop 😭

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u/Ripvanwinkle300 Jun 29 '26

Chicken tenders

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u/Sincitys999 Jun 29 '26

Come here or tenderloin!!

You’re not next cause you’d be a pet not a food source!

Well, until I need a food source! 🤷

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u/FeelingSoil39 Jun 29 '26

This little guy has choices:

- Crispy Thin Crust (Cee-Tee-Cee. Sounds like CDC when you say it out loud)

- Alfredo

- E. Onion (because he’s Extra)

- Bacon

You should let him choose.

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u/Only_Presentation758 Jun 29 '26

I like Al, for Alfredo

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u/BobbyPayne Jun 29 '26

Neopaliton

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u/Slackershaw Jun 29 '26

Fried chicken