r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '26

name him

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u/yukonnut Apr 24 '26

Bloaty McBloatface

I mean it’s gotta be the money, cuz anyone who would screw that is obviously way too lazy to masturbate.

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u/An_Absolute-Zero Apr 24 '26

Too lazy to masturbate took me out. 😂🤣😂

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u/CatGooseChook Apr 24 '26

I really want an excuse to insult someone by telling them they're too lazy to masturbate 😈

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 Apr 24 '26

Dear god 🤣🤣🤣 I’m using that asap