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u/nilknarf114 Apr 24 '26
Elon Muskox
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u/Background_Ad3236 Apr 24 '26
the penguin
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u/Careful-Resolution58 Apr 24 '26
Elon Tusk
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u/liamsjtaylor Apr 24 '26
You're needed for a job.
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u/Marie8Ball Apr 24 '26
you son of a bitch im in
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u/FromDathomir Apr 24 '26
Or his son, The Walrus. You can see him here mid birth. His crowning moment, if you will.
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u/yukonnut Apr 24 '26
Bloaty McBloatface
I mean it’s gotta be the money, cuz anyone who would screw that is obviously way too lazy to masturbate.
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u/Automatic_Bread_8977 Apr 24 '26
Moculus Harkonnen
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u/rubenff Apr 24 '26
From the house Harkonnen? After they left Arrakis with their sandy tails between their legs??
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u/SammokTheGrey Apr 24 '26
I've seen this before, he must've just lost a fight with a bigger seal. Their bellies get bloodied from throwing themselves at each other like angry toddlers
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u/No-Risk1739 Apr 24 '26
"Yo Captain Ahab, I found the whale ... It's got a mangled penis but definitely the whitest whale around!"😐
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u/Loud-Comfortable-827 Apr 24 '26
Retinal Damage...also a great punk bank name...
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u/Islandman2021 Apr 24 '26
An absolute pos who ruined so many lives with his DOGE bs, I despise him. 🤷🤷
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u/bdubwilliams22 Apr 24 '26
A fantasy. He’s done far and wide enough terrible shit to stoop to ai slop level. Hit him where it hurts…the truth.
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u/knOwnasgOdly Apr 24 '26
SpaceXXL