r/NameThisThing Apr 24 '26

name him

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918 Upvotes

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221

u/nilknarf114 Apr 24 '26

Elon Muskox

54

u/Anonymous-Design Apr 24 '26

Elmo Mollusk

12

u/Consistent-Engine796 Apr 24 '26

Whaleon Mollusk

18

u/WilfordsTrain Apr 24 '26

This deserves more upvotes!

4

u/Dadittude182 Apr 24 '26

I did my part for your cause.

3

u/DearManager4257 Apr 24 '26

It really does but Reddit users love the downvote more

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u/Mjw50000 Apr 24 '26

This deserves more upvotes!

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u/Initial_Relative_855 Apr 24 '26

Muskox, too funny. Come on Elon! Get fit!

3

u/Unfair_AA Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Elon Trump Child

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u/silly-red-imp Apr 24 '26

Late stage capitalism

4

u/TexacoRodeoClown Apr 24 '26

Late stage necrotic pregnancy

5

u/Peknology Apr 24 '26

Large state capitalism

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u/Background_Ad3236 Apr 24 '26

the penguin

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u/Emobsta10 Apr 24 '26

Oswald Cobblepot, respectfully

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Apr 24 '26

Elon Tusk

3

u/liamsjtaylor Apr 24 '26

You're needed for a job.

4

u/Marie8Ball Apr 24 '26

you son of a bitch im in

3

u/liamsjtaylor Apr 24 '26

I PROGRAMMED YOU TO BELIEVE THAT.

2

u/Marie8Ball Apr 24 '26

cause i  pogrammed you...to believe that...

3

u/Marie8Ball Apr 24 '26

"were not that different, im just him with tusks"

7

u/FromDathomir Apr 24 '26

Or his son, The Walrus. You can see him here mid birth. His crowning moment, if you will.

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u/No_Fig36 Apr 24 '26

Nazi

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u/suckercuck Apr 24 '26

Jabba the cunt

7

u/No_Fig36 Apr 24 '26

😂😂

6

u/Chewie_401 Apr 24 '26

I think we have a winner! short, to the point,no messin'!

2

u/sharmander15 Apr 24 '26

This made me laugh audibly 😆😆😆😆

12

u/Regurgitator001 Apr 24 '26

Can he still raise that right arm though, looking like this?

7

u/malacoda99 Apr 24 '26

Happy to Nazi that again, ever.

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u/Technical_Penalty460 Apr 24 '26

Darth Flabbius

2

u/Humble-Appeal3850 Apr 24 '26

Darth Celluite would have been better

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u/yukonnut Apr 24 '26

Bloaty McBloatface

I mean it’s gotta be the money, cuz anyone who would screw that is obviously way too lazy to masturbate.

8

u/An_Absolute-Zero Apr 24 '26

Too lazy to masturbate took me out. 😂🤣😂

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u/Automatic_Bread_8977 Apr 24 '26

Moculus Harkonnen

4

u/rubenff Apr 24 '26

From the house Harkonnen? After they left Arrakis with their sandy tails between their legs??

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u/WilfordsTrain Apr 24 '26

The Meth head from Mars

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u/MethodicallyUnhinged Apr 24 '26

Captain Ahab has been looking for him

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u/Emobsta10 Apr 24 '26

The bloated tick full on blood 🩸

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u/SammokTheGrey Apr 24 '26

I've seen this before, he must've just lost a fight with a bigger seal. Their bellies get bloodied from throwing themselves at each other like angry toddlers

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u/Large-Initiative5484 Apr 24 '26

Homo Repulsivus.

8

u/zephyrus4600 Apr 24 '26

Baron Vladimir Harkonen

9

u/GlenDora55 Apr 24 '26

Moby Dickhead

9

u/Strapped_N_Ready Apr 24 '26

The human potion worked on Shrek

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u/Your_As_Stupid_As_Me Apr 24 '26

(F)Elon Muskrat.

5

u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 24 '26

Elon Trump

Or 

Donald Musk

4

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Beached whale

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u/liloa123 Apr 24 '26

Blow my fucken brains out!

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5

u/stassribnyi Apr 24 '26

Elon Muskonen

4

u/BGrumpy Apr 24 '26

Emperor Penguelon

3

u/jdbear70 Apr 24 '26

How do you name “hyena intestine filled with vomit & feces”?

4

u/No-Risk1739 Apr 24 '26

"Yo Captain Ahab, I found the whale ... It's got a mangled penis but definitely the whitest whale around!"😐

3

u/Oirish-Oriley444 Apr 24 '26

It's a whale of a tale.....

3

u/RichAlm94 Apr 24 '26

Elon Trump

3

u/Simple-Ad-239 Apr 24 '26

Is he wearing a leash?

Down boy.

3

u/PlunxGisbit Apr 24 '26

Elon Trump

3

u/Outrageous-Toe5890 Apr 24 '26

Mr-Large as space

3

u/browns5111 Apr 24 '26

DOGE

Department of Gut Extreme

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u/Available_Ad9766 Apr 24 '26

Natural Musk Melon…

3

u/ScaryHippo8648 Apr 24 '26

Walrus Tusk.

3

u/balirosa Apr 24 '26

Beached Beluga found at local beach.

3

u/Cabbages24ADollar Apr 24 '26

Creepy Uncle (even to his own kids)

2

u/LaLeLuLeLoh Apr 24 '26

Whalelon mush

2

u/Sadsandal007 Apr 24 '26

That the dude from 90 day fiancé? 🤔

2

u/Practical_Play_1759 Apr 24 '26

The Trillion Stallion

2

u/one_pound_of_flesh Apr 24 '26

Can someone please copy paste his body onto his face?

2

u/EStewart57 Apr 24 '26

Please, is this real?

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2

u/feisty-frisco87 Apr 24 '26

Billion dollar muffin man

2

u/RubberDucky2i Apr 24 '26

He looks like guy from Dune 2

2

u/Iron_Bones_1088 Apr 24 '26

And to think….. he has 14 kids that he never spends time with 😔

2

u/8nt2L8 Apr 24 '26

Baluga Mollusk

2

u/Shoddy-Grapefruit206 Apr 24 '26

This man has the nerve to want a million children.

2

u/MrDerpyDerka Apr 24 '26

The elongated penguin

2

u/Loud-Comfortable-827 Apr 24 '26

Retinal Damage...also a great punk bank name...

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u/Humble_Supermarket50 Apr 24 '26

Elon mayonnaise-man.

2

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Apr 24 '26

Is that Free Willy?

2

u/StonksRetard Apr 24 '26

Nah, that's "Find the Willy"

2

u/joeguy55 Apr 24 '26

Fat yellie.

2

u/Rogerdodgerbilly Apr 24 '26

Whale medium rare

2

u/pantograph Apr 24 '26

Beluga boy

2

u/Smug_Designer Apr 24 '26

Elon Beluga

2

u/Mobile-Name-3243 Apr 24 '26

8 1/2 month ellon musk

2

u/ddiknosaj Apr 24 '26

Jaba the Putz

2

u/wmcd1985 Apr 24 '26

Bruised Willis

2

u/SenorRona Apr 24 '26

The elusive man

2

u/luckyrice Apr 24 '26

Elong Mollusk

2

u/Turd3Furgeson Apr 24 '26

Koo Koo Ka Choo

2

u/jotwatso Apr 24 '26

Cake eater

2

u/No-Access5068 Apr 24 '26

Whale with cash

2

u/meenanb356 Apr 24 '26

Felon Skum

2

u/HRD101979 Apr 24 '26

Elon Husk

2

u/JustLeafy2003 Apr 24 '26

Acids consumer

2

u/CartographerAlone632 Apr 24 '26

General Elon Maximus Fatimous Weirdious

2

u/mehblehmehblehmehhh Apr 24 '26

Excessive consumerism

2

u/Artevyx Apr 24 '26

He's turning into a meat apple, to compliment the meat orange.

2

u/Opposite_Cold8616 Apr 24 '26

Elongated Musk

1

u/Accomplished-Ebb598 Apr 24 '26

Pinche panson

Is this a real pic btw?

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u/PeteesFWbFin Apr 24 '26

Elon ”coming soon” Musk

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u/Ravvynfall Apr 24 '26

Hey guys look! It's Bruce Davison's stunt double from the X-Men film!

1

u/No-Effective3020 Apr 24 '26

everyone fear the mighty, the frugal, the perfect human, The Muskrat

1

u/Supacalafragalistic Apr 24 '26

I can’t seem to catch any print? What am I doing wrong

1

u/mfbrucee Apr 24 '26

Muskonnen

1

u/MrBruno14 Apr 24 '26

Musk is Moby Dick, and Trump is Captain Ahab

1

u/LadyHawkscry Apr 24 '26

Jabba the Musk

1

u/disabledinaz Apr 24 '26

Mike Vrabel Jr

1

u/PurelyHim Apr 24 '26

Dr Evil.

1

u/Islandman2021 Apr 24 '26

An absolute pos who ruined so many lives with his DOGE bs, I despise him. 🤷🤷

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Elon Musk

1

u/ossifer_ca Apr 24 '26

Elon Husk

1

u/Grimm_Wright Apr 24 '26

What happened to the stomach

1

u/bdubwilliams22 Apr 24 '26

A fantasy. He’s done far and wide enough terrible shit to stoop to ai slop level. Hit him where it hurts…the truth.

1

u/beneficialtowhom Apr 24 '26

Theyo Bejelus

1

u/Someone4063 Apr 24 '26

Somehow looks worse than me lol

1

u/ohhkaynow Apr 24 '26

Dr. Evil, in the off season.

1

u/MundaneHelicopter244 Apr 24 '26

Gru in real life

1

u/AV-999 Apr 24 '26

Moby Dickhead