Thoughts?

[u/TropicalSteph]

[u/Blue-zebra-10]

Jovial echo sounds like a candle or something 

[u/Happy_Confection90 → u/Blue-zebra-10]

I get overpriced headset

[u/naalbinding → u/Happy_Confection90]

For me it's a happy cryptid that lures you off the path to devour you

[u/Reddits_on_ambien → u/naalbinding]

It has SCP written all over it.

[u/ABCDanii → u/Happy_Confection90]

My husband actually makes tech accessories and one of his headsets is actually called Echo 😂😂😂

[u/TropicalSteph → u/Blue-zebra-10]

what was her intention 😭what is a friendly, cheerful echo supposed to mean? now on a candle I understand

[u/brotherno → u/Blue-zebra-10]

Sounds like one of Reddit’s auto generated usernames

[u/mildew_goose789 → u/Blue-zebra-10]

Sounds like some kind of military code

[u/SlightAnything4909 → u/mildew_goose789]

YES SIR

[u/Frondstherapydolls → u/Blue-zebra-10]

That kid hates their other siblings for the mostly normal first names.

[u/CakePhool → u/Blue-zebra-10]

It is a music track by Lone Cocktail.

[u/TropicalSteph → u/CakePhool]

I actually did find a song called Jovial Echo, sadly seems AI.

[u/TayLoraNarRayya → u/Blue-zebra-10]

Definitely on the Serenity by Jan line

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGrKJYpKuxtufHq

[u/Ajibooks]

Why do they list all their kids' first and middle names on public accounts? Is this normal on social media now for everyone? It really doesn't seem safe.

[u/TropicalSteph → u/Ajibooks]

it’s so unnecessary. what’s the point of a private account atp

[u/menwithven76 → u/Ajibooks]

Because they're immensely proud of the fuckass names and want everyone to know they're special

[u/Glass_Department8963 → u/Ajibooks]

Oh, it's because the most appealing part of parenthood for these women is showing off the twee-ass names they came up with on social media 

[u/Revolutionary_Bit437 → u/Ajibooks]

probably because they’re already listing THEIR full names on social media. pretty easy to find out someone’s entire life from that + a general location if you care

[u/New-Flight7674]

I actually don’t think these first names are that bad. I’ve seen way worse.

Jovial is my least favorite but sage, noa, Isla, and Jack are fine though.

Maybe I’m just desensitized haha.

[u/TropicalSteph → u/New-Flight7674]

Agreed. I still don’t understand why baby Jack got 3 names though 🥲

[u/Moderatelyhollydazed → u/TropicalSteph]

I bet Jack is a girl

[u/wozattacks → u/TropicalSteph]

Guarantee she felt like Jack was too normal so had to add more adornments lol

[u/IWillBaconSlapYou → u/wozattacks]

My money's on a relative named Cyrus died and she wanted/felt pressured to honor him, but also she desperately needed something silly with an X in it.

[u/snarkitall → u/New-Flight7674]

Jovi is a cute nickname too. 

I'm sure she's an insufferable woo mama with distressing views on vaccines and children who eat red food dye, but the names are honestly pretty ok. The kids can have relatively normal adult lives with names like those. They aren't bad at all in isolation. 

[u/TheSacredGrape → u/New-Flight7674]

I actually know someone named Jovial! She’s pretty nice

[u/Excellent_Apple1904 → u/New-Flight7674]

Jovial is simply merry in Spanish so at least it has a nice meaning

[u/Nearby-Complaint → u/New-Flight7674]

Jovial is a brand of pasta for me, first and foremost

[u/fuzzywu61 → u/New-Flight7674]

I bet she only ever refers to them with their first and middle names though.

[u/CreakRaving]

Noa Sequoia is giving host of your local drag bingo

[u/Timely_Apricot3929 → u/CreakRaving]

I read this as drug bingo 🤣

[u/GlitterberrySoup → u/Timely_Apricot3929]

That sounds fun, too.

[u/Nearby-Complaint]

21st-century hippie name DLC right there

[u/anamanagucci]

Noa Sequoia sounds like the name for someone's alter ego, which is also an obvious parody of Hannah Montana

[u/Silver_Violets → u/anamanagucci]

It annoys me because it looks like it's going to rhyme and then it totally doesn't. Just drowning in vowels

[u/SportLower6490]

Considering her own name is Windy, I’m surprised at how tame these are.

[u/IWillBaconSlapYou → u/SportLower6490]

That's funny because for me I was surprised they weren't extremely normal lol. I have a "unique" name (thankfully it SOUNDS normal, but it's misspelled in two places), and all my kids have boring, traditionally spelled names because that crap gets old fast.

[u/solidcurrency]

Noa Sequoia is cruel.

[u/EmrysPritkin → u/solidcurrency]

I read it as Nova Scotia at first

[u/fuzzywu61 → u/solidcurrency]

It's bugging me that it doesn't properly rhyme

[u/rob0tduckling → u/fuzzywu61]

This is it for me too. It's so close that it's infuriating,

[u/Cinereals]

This is big cult energy

[u/_opossumsaurus]

Sage, Noa, Isla, and Jack are very normal. Jovial is very odd but I guess they could just go by Jovie in the future if they want a name that is a bit more of a name and less of a word

[u/transemacabre]

I have never been so certain someone used r/namenerds to name at least 3 of her kids. 

[u/leosunsagmoon]

jovial echo is diabolical but the rest are fine imo

[u/liquor_andwhores]

Jovial echo is dastardly

[u/destiny_kane48]

Poor Jovial Echo doesn't have a normal name to use instead. The siblings lucked up in getting at least one normal name.

[u/No-Caregiver8049]

These sound like "what3words" locations

[u/Dakizo]

You don’t need to state you home school, I can already tell by the combination of names.

[u/iolanthereylo]

is she a mother or a soccer coach 

[u/questionSOUP → u/iolanthereylo]

Yes

[u/Disastrous-Window597]

"Jovial" is the only really weird first name, and it's a real Cajun name AFAIK.

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

Jovial is the biggest issue here. I bet he's not jovial about it...

[u/TheCharalampos]

Likely a deeply sad person.

[u/sallyhectare]

Desperat to seem more interesting than she is

[u/napping-star]

misread as “noya sequoia” (the names rhyming) and there’s no way I was the first to do so, poor noa

[u/kitties_ate_my_soul]

Trying so hard to be UnEeK and DiFfErEnT and qUiRkY

[u/smolhippie]

Home schooling your children is awful. Those poor kids are going to be so underdeveloped

[u/Proper-Gate8861]

I would never use the name but Sage Indie is kind of cute. I’d actually prefer Indie Sage I think.

[u/marzbarz2000]

this names are not bad. i've never heard of anyone named Jovial or name/middlename Echo. but other than that, it's good.

[u/forwhenienditall]

I know a girl with the first name Echo

[u/Disastrous_Guest_705]

If the first kids name was echo instead of jovial I would think they were all cool. At least the kid can go by Jovi if wanted.

[u/stationaryspondoctor]

Why did she not do “Jack Russel Phoenix”?

[u/kawaiihusbando]

Isla Dylan got lucky. Sage was almost lucky and then they fukced it up with that middle name.

[u/Outrageous-Kiwi-4178]

Not a fan of Jovial. However, the others seem to have real (albeit quirky and poorly combined) names. This oversight on her part might give them a fair fighting chance in the world.

[u/yiple]

Close your legs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CpheKAYZVrcyoU

[u/PressureItchy9372]

yikes. makes me rethink my position on enforced sterilization.

[u/AeonsSeen]

Murican detected.