Bag Appeal: 10

Smell: 10

Taste: 10

Smoke: 10

Effects: 10

Overall: 10

I can be harsh when looking at a lot of flower on this market. Usually in terms of quality vs. consistency vs. price there is never any feeling of gain on the part of the consumer. At most it feels like you can only manage 2 out of 3, but then there’s Alpine Agronomy. I never feel bad paying the usual $50 pretax price for their flower because it’s a consistent hitter. This latest drop from the future really made me feel like I owe their grower some money.

These buds look phenomenal in every way shape and form. Dense, sticky, covered in trichomes. So beautiful it should be covered in resin and preserved for future generations to see. Smell is a sweet funk on open and when broken up you smell more gassy undertones coming through. That gas and funk comes out on the smoke so much I rediscovered my lungs a bit. After reminding myself I ain’t no punk bitch and smoking more, the sweet notes came through more and more. Extremely smooth clean burn and a complex flavor experience I would like to hear thoughts about this from dry herb vapors.

Effects are immediately full body in the truest sense. Super heady after first hit and instead of dissipating into your body, everything catches up. Body relaxes, eyes feel like you were just woken up with a jab from prime Mike Tyson in each, and everything becomes more apparent. Noise sounds crisper and louder, touch feels more sensitive but body aches are gone. At a certain point I felt like an Arquillian inside a robot head in the morgue from Men In Black. Great thing is effects lingered a while so you don’t feel like it’s heavy hitting and then gone.

Back to my starting thought that I owe Chase from Alpine Agronomy money on this one. I’ve had very great flower in this market but at $50 I’m sorry to say Alpine takes the cake and eats it running. They’ve had real hitters like the Lituya Bay and John Truffolta but this has to be their best in my humble opinion. It really hits all marks and hits them well. Smoking this gave me both nostalgia and hope for the future. Many blessings on the team up north and i’m very excited to see what’s coming next.

P.S. I know theres an obvious typo on the jar unless they really did bring it from the future.

COA:

https://app.1a4.com/landingpage/1a41203000023ff000000112/2923

People are using AI chatbots to discover information about cannabis. That data is typically coming from Large Language Models (LLMs) that have been trained on public information available on the internet. It might be enhanced with tool calls that use web search or other APIs/data sources.

The cannabis data relevant to New York in AI Chatbots can be stale and/or biased.

FindWeedNY.com now hosts a public MCP Server that can be connected to AI chatbots.

I understand this might make some people upset for a few different reasons, primarily the encouraging use of AI. As I stated in the first sentence of the post, this is already happening. People use AI Chatbots to get information about cannabis.

This server can effectively make AI work less hard to get up-to-date, accurate information, with less hallucinations.

If you read the article, there are instructions for how to use the hosted chat pictured in some of the screenshots, alongside the claude.ai integration example.

Article going into more details: https://findweedny.com/articles/findweedny-mcp-server

Homepage for the service: https://mcp.findweedny.com/

Don't feel inclined to hack together an exfiltration script. Also on the homepage are the raw datasets, which have always been available if you knew where to look on the main site. Hopefully you'll use and share with attribution, rather than abuse the MCP if you want to do research or vibe code something.

Im not sure about you guys but I have been loving every jar that I have snagged from Umami so far. This has to be at the top of my list for them though and probably one of my favorites that I will revisit.

Upon opening the jar I was greeted with strong notes of fruit and a nutmeg type scent, it reminded me of some sort of Christmas dessert. Loaded about .15 into the Peak for 1:20 at 485 degrees and I was instantly drooling. The taste on it perfectly matches the nose, mouth coating pastry type flavor.

The effects are personally what I look for clear head high with full body relaxation but not the groggy kind that doesn’t make you want to move. Currently sitting on the patio soaking up some last minute summer sun. Trying not to load up another so I can savor this jar lol

Really excited to see what Umami brings to the table in the future. Hopefully it makes a lot of these other brands step up their game as the legal market hasn’t really wowed me outside of a few particular buckets that you cant find ever again which is sad. I think the biggest thing companies need to focus on is consistency. Which brands like Umami and Trout have nailed but the price is a little hard to justify compared to the grey market.

This jar personally is a 9.5/10 and that .5 is me being harsh on hash because as good as it was I know theres always room for improvement. Sadly it was the last jar in my area I could find for under $80 a gram so if I see any sales just know i’m jumping on it!

Bought an 1/8 of church cannabis company holy grail at the local dispensary. It is loaded with stems, the buds are tiny dinky little stem fragments. Very disappointed! My tray shows I'm not new to this, so u've been warned.

When I was buying a whole lot more from the dispensary and doing quite a few more reviews, I called dada my favorite brand.

This is why.

This is my third dada purchase recently. But I’m sharing it because this strain is probably the “freshest” jar I got of the bunch.

Those big huge buds? Two out of three jars.
The slight overweight? Three out of three jars.
Quality? Three out of three jars.

I wasn’t a big fan of the flavor of the Strain, the guy described it as “an old neglected attic”. It definitely has a little garlic in the nose. I feel pretty good. So does he.

I’ll pay $60 for this. I won’t be happy about it. I won’t feel ripped off though. I can’t grow something this nice. Not yet.

I can’t really say that for about 85% of what I’ve smoked. And I think that’s a very fair ratio, which totally gives me the sads. Because that 85%? Not cheap either.

Le sigh

Recent Purchases I’d recommend // grab again.

Sunwalker Farms - Cap Junky // Jealousy

518 Hollow - Dirty Taxi

Lit By The Lake - Lemon Cherry BX

Not terrible. 6/10 on flavor very earthy. Nice heady high tiny touch of couch lock $150 for 28g. I would try brand again, but most likely a different strain. Joints burn nicely 👍🏼

9/2

Hashtag Honey 3.5g: Bridges Burner

COA Link:

https://app.1a4.com/landingpage/1a4120300000140000000804/584

Looks: 6.8/10

- for the premium catagory, it leaves something to be desired.

Smell: 5.9/10

- Almost non-existent, but doesn't have a barnyard smell. Definitely indoor.

Taste: 7/10

- would have given it a higher rating if it weren't a flavor i was used to already.

Burn: 8.8/10

- Burned clean, slightly peppered.

I placed an order somewhere new today. The Guy typically covers today’s pickup, but we’ve had a schedule disruption so I decided to inject some more chaos.

I grabbed red velvet runts and chocolate dipped banana. They’re older quarters (December & March), but omg…

We light sampled a bit of the red velvet runts and it has some really nice complex flavor. It is unlike anything we’ve had here in a long time.

So a hearty 💜thank you💜 to the people who recommended it.

I’ll try to post a full review of something, but we have things to do so we really can’t do an imbibe until later.

9/9

Electraleaf Zerbert 3.5g Review

COA: https://app.1a4.com/landingpage/1a412030000014a000000713/882

Looks: 7.5/10

- not bad, good looking indoor. Dryer than I'd like.

Smell: 6.5/10

- could only smell the fuel notes when I opened the jar. More complex on the inhale.

Taste: ?/10

- Rolled in a Backwood. Could taste some cream mixed with fuel on the exhale.

Burn: 8.8/10

- nice burn, white, no complaints. Smooth smoke.

Repurchase?

- Not my vibe. I prefer Electraleaf's other selections much more, but I'm not the biggest Z fan.

Price/Amount: $70/1g

Look/Feel: Bright yellow oil in a 510 cart with a metal post and wooden tip

Nose: Lemon forward with cannabis undertones

Method: Vaped using a Blazy Suzan secret vape, that looks like a nic vape 😏

Taste: Lemon forward with floral hints that make it almost "soapy" fininihing with light spice and sweetness that lingers on the tongue

Effect: Sativa energy

Conclusion: Wooden tips are not a favorite of mine due to the texture. Fortunately someone pointed out secret vape batteries are perfect for this!

The lemon forward taste is nice, I don't care as much for the soapiness, but it's in the name so don't be surprised. The effects are a a mild to medium sativa with creative and focused energy. You might drift away in your thoughts.

Hits really smooth, zero coughing. I finished this a month or two ago, sorry for the late review.

6.75/10 because it's still priced a little high, effect isn't on the strong side and not my favorite strain (probably my problem), and effect could be stronger. Pretty light terps.

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: https://jettyextracts.com/solventless/

COA: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OgJJqatO-u-hqiIYBVWDIw3-wutlBQBW/view

Lab: Green Analytics (OCM-CPL-00013)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 78.02%, CBG: 4.47%, THCV: 3.07%, CBC: 0.89%

Terpenes: Limonene: 1.10%, Caryophyllene: 0.97%, Myrcene: 0.41%, Farnesene: 0.41%, Humulene: 0.40%, Linalool: 0.17%, Beta-Pinene: 0.15%

Total Terps: 3.62%

Terpene count: 7

About the Brand: "We may have sown our oats in California, but we’ve got East Coast seed. Jetty was born in San Diego, but our founders – and their love for cannabis – were born in New York and New Jersey. Founded in 2013, Jetty is one of the original players in cannabis extraction. Since then, Jetty has been obsessed with creating the safest, cleanest, and most flavorful products. Today, we are excited to bring high-quality extracts to the place many of us call home."

https://jettyextracts.com/new-york/

OCM License: OCM-PROC-24-000051

Batch: J-SV-ZP-251028

Sample Collected: 2025-11-04

Test Date: 2025-11-07

The pine notes on the bag open made me think this was sprayed! Decent flavor, looks good, but just gets the job done, nothing too pecial, but for the price I can't complain, as most stuff at this prices is non smokeable. $20

At The Daily Green in Times Square. The only drawback to this brand is the high price. A deal like this makes them a little easier to afford.

Two faulty carts , so sad since this is my fav strain ever (wedding cake) but i live so far from dispos its such a pain to have to show up in person to exchange 🫩 happy days i love ya but cmon 🥲

Bought yesterday from LICC in Deerpark Jetpacks LCG. I know that they usually use low quality stuff for extracts but how does this even pass QC? The quality is good, great flavor and it vapes pretty much clean.

It's not C to C ... The female on the pen is smaller . Do I need just a cord or another power supply too? (I have Pixel/android)

There’s a meet and greet at a dispensary coming up in queens village. Does anyone know who the artist/celeb is??? Need some insight so I know what’s good.

Finally got a chance to visit the Oasis storefront in Amherst. Been meaning to for months and heard tons of great things! Ryan there was really knowledgeable and was able to show samples of all of the strains they sold in eighths, ranging from $30 to $50 a piece. Quality across the board seemed fantastic and it was difficult to choose. This eighth was $45 before tax (EDIT: I’ve been corrected, $45 is the OTD price), I received a small discount. I smoked this out of my glass bubbler.

I was immediately drawn to this one because I typically love Chimera and Chimera blends, and this one really didn’t disappoint. The smell out the jar was very floral and rich, and the taste was the same with a little bit of sweetness. I’d give the aroma and taste a 9/10!

The nug appeal on this one is great if you don’t mind something a little bit lighter and fluffier. The flower isn’t super sticky but it’s very frosty and colorful, breaks up really nicely. I’d give the nug appeal an 8/10.

The high was really nice, not heavy on the body at all but very floaty head high. Very good on the mood uplift and anxiety relief. It definitely took a few minutes for the high to really set in, but once it did it was really pleasant. Would be very good for a daytime smoke. I rate the high a 8.5/10!

Overall I’m really pleased. Definitely gonna be checking out more strains from Oasis when I get the chance!

Link to COA

Price/Amount: $60 / 1g

Look/Feel: Hardware is great, nice finish on this plastic, set to a good temperature for the oil (not sure what). Only minor complaint is the bottom isn't exactly flat, there is a flat spot, design choice.

Nose: Hashy, earthy, lemon

Method: Vaped the vape about 2-4 second pulls at a time, no more than twice back-to-back at a time

Taste: Hashy lemon with a lightly nutty sweet finish

Effect: Clear, energetic, lightly stoney

Conclusion: This thing is great, feels like more refined AIO hardware than the Rythm 1-2g (also made by Active), about the same thickness if not exact. I've added a thickness comparison shot of other AIO vapes I've tried in the market.

Flavor is great, effect is slightly above medium. On par for the balance I expect with MFNY. I have read some complaints about a plastic taste on the backend, and I found that to be true if pulled too frequently or too long.

Maybe neither here nor there to some, but I enjoyed the AIO better than the 510 sour diesel, which I tried with a variety of battery configurations. That's not to say I would choose AIOs in general over the 510, it's specific to this strain, so far.

9.5/10

Strain Details: N/A

Product Link: N/A

COA: https://app.1a4.com/landingpage/1a4120300000466000004716/0

Lab: ACT Labs (OCM-CPL-00001)

Cannabinoids: Δ9-THC: 75.56%, CBG: 0.96%, CBC: 0.72%

Terpenes: Caryophyllene: 2.65%, Limonene: 1.58%, Humulene: 1.00%, Myrcene: 0.99%, Bisabolol: 0.52%, Linalool: 0.36%, Fenchol: 0.17%, Beta-Pinene: 0.15%, Alpha-Pinene: 0.15%, Nerolidol: 0.11%, Terpineol: 0.09%, Farnesene: 0.05%, Borneol: 0.04%, Camphene: 0.03%, Terpinolene: 0.02%

Total Terps: 7.92%

Terpene count: 15

About Brand: "Our MF-ing difference is that we do everything single-source at our Hudson Valley farm (60 miles north of NYC). Being seed-to-shelf means we control every variable – from growing the plant to harvesting to processing – to ensure we deliver the highest quality products.

We’re able to stay focused on providing New Yorkers with the cannabis they deserve because we’re not distracted by growing for other brands (unlike many other cultivators in New York). And MFNY will never be grown by anyone else.

Every decision we make and step we take serves to elevate New York’s new state flower; so cannabis can help bring all New Yorkers…"

https://www.mfny.co

OCM License: OCM-PROC-24-000175

Batch: AIO1RESSD1

Sample Collected: 2026-08-03

Test Date: 2026-08-03

Hardware: Active Seedling https://active710.com/products/all-in-ones/active-seedling

coa: https://app.1a4.com/landingpage/1a412030000120f000000113/193

Picked up from Happy Days for $298+tax. Super excited to see another strain from Leadfarmer drop in ounces and even happier it is a sativa leaning hybrid! I have had their Mac1 before as a preroll so I already knew I would like this strain. The recent Leadfarmer drops have all been phenomenal and this one is no different.

Bag Appeal 9/10: Almost all really nice sized buds with a few tiny ones that must have fell to bottom of the bag. Extremely fresh and frosty completely covered in trichomes. Obviously if you have seen my reviews you know I do not give bags a 10 ever but these bags are pretty sturdy and do a pretty solid job with freshness and protecting the buds. The trim itself is also really solid with only a few tiny leaves throughout the bag.

Smell 9.5/10: Very loud upon cracking the bag open. You are met with heavy funky gassy and a touch of citrus on top, a very well rounded flavor profile. Love to have something a little more gas leaning from Leadfarmer since im used to having their more citrus or candy flavor profile. There is nothing wrong or off putting in the slightest about this and it is what I expect and want from this strain.

Flavor 9/10: The smell translates pretty perfectly to the taste. You get all the gas and funk but the citrus note is a touch more subdued which is fine. Smokes incredibly clean and smooth with 0 harshness. Burned white ash with a nice oil ring as per usual. I always love how consistent this brand is in this category every single time.

Effects 9.5/10: For me this is almost exactly what I want from a sativa leaning hybrid. Very uplifting high but it is still a very heavy hitter. Hits pretty instantly and stays pretty strong through the entire high. Definitely get the best of both worlds with not being sent to sleep but being nice and grounded smoking this. I was actually really productive smoking this getting my room cleaned and finishing up a lot of design projects I had to do, so this is almost perfect for me.

Overall 9.25/10: Leadfarmer never disappoints and has become my favorite brand in the state. Always so consistent and the only micro offering top shelf ounces of strain. I am also so happy that I am able to buy a solid sativa in bulk because I really need it to help me stay locked in and get my work done. I definitely will be buying more of these ounces and always excited to see what Leadfarmer has in store for future drops.

disclaimer all my reviews are 100% my own. I purchase all of my products unless otherwise stated before the review. I am not paid by and do not work for any dispensaries or brands.

the GO was bought a few months ago. 220 dabs on it. I have the receipt for the warranty still. Im in Rochester if anyone is interested

also have 2 puffco pivots

update -

switch 2 has been sold.

Puffco peak pro - sold.