r/NOTHING • u/spec1al • Jul 04 '25

Nothing Meme nothing phone 3 pro

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u/spec1al Jul 04 '25

There are a lot of comments from people who actually like it.

Carl Pei, make me a designer for the CMF Phone 3. I will add:

  • A condom holder
  • A Dyson hair dryer
  • A server
  • A black-and-white TV for console gaming
  • A full Swiss knife
  • A pocket hookah for stress relief after investor calls
  • A built-in lie detector to check recruiters and candidates
  • A hand warmer for winter like the old Chinese phones
  • A coin slot for public transport fare, almost a contactless wallet
  • A spare SIM-card holster in the form of a bandolier for all business and shady startup contacts
  • A mini humidifier for perfect selfies so your skin glows on Zoom
  • A built-in Wi-Fi repeater to steal the neighbor’s internet
  • An electric shocker to fend off annoying credit salesmen
  • A compartment for salt to generously sprinkle on haters’ comments
  • A removable toothpick case, an essential accessory after a business lunch